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Daily fabulous chess thread. I went undefeated during my last streak (though I did draw a game) and lets see if any of you have what it takes!

Huzzhoooooooo

I'll play two games at once so;

http://lichess.org/teipjfnr

http://lichess.org/gj9oaud1

>> No.1623769

tripfag get off lit

>> No.1623778

srry I left had to eat gg

>> No.1623782
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1623782

The first opponent falters on the narrow precipice of knowledge!

http://lichess.org/zx9nppno

>> No.1623785

I left because it takes you too long.

inb4 hearing about how your genius needs plenty of time to flex its brain penis.

>> No.1623790

>>1623782

Oh jeez, that was me & that was when I got bored. Sorry, broseph.

>> No.1623799

I challenge you

>> No.1623804

>>1623785

I was moving pretty quick, and you were completely lost, down several pieces. I'm sorry you're such a moron?

>> No.1623806

http://lichess.org/b6sd5co0

Another challenge link!

>> No.1623811

http://lichess.org/wnfrc2ud

And another, my permanent /lit/ record is now 8 wins, 1 draw and 0 losses.

You are all shitty anonymous cancer fools in my humble opinion.

>> No.1623812

>>1623804

We were down the same number of pieces, although your score would have been higher if you're going by that system.

Either way, suck my balls, Kyle.

>> No.1623817

>>1623812

P.S.: If you wanna bring that shit to the Bananagrams table, we'll see who's all smug & sucking their own literary dick even though you're playing a strategy game.

>> No.1623819

>>1623812

Okay fine, but I had an extra pawn and a rook for a knight, also your king was uncastled and you were clearly lost, which is why you resigned.

>> No.1623827

if my pawn moves seem fucking retarded, it's because I'm asphyxiating myself and cannot think

>> No.1623830

>>1623819

You don't need to castle your king to win chess, it's just for very anal people who like to kitty-corner their pieces all neat & tidy.

& I saw you going for that Blitzkrieg shit.

>> No.1623835

>>1623830

You have no idea what you are talking about, which is why I won.

>> No.1623840

>>1623827

I thought you were worse than you seem to be. I'll have to try and win this one >.>

>> No.1623841

using an engine brah?

>> No.1623844

>>1623835

...But you really don't need to castle your king. That's not a rule of chess. But I know your thing is just being a sassy bitch to everyone, so it's alright.

You go, girlfriend!

>> No.1623846

>>1623840

huuuuuurrrggh I'm blind GG

>> No.1623848
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1623848

your and noob

>> No.1623850

http://lichess.org/q4lg0q07

>> No.1623851

>>1623841

If you saw my last game you wouldn't ask that :(

>> No.1623853

>>1623848

It's on holmie I was playing three games at once, you now have my full attention

>> No.1623855

CAN WE PLAY ISKETCH INSTEAD THAT WAY EVERYONE CAN PLAY AT ONCE WE CAN HAVE A LOT OF FUN!!!!!!!

http://www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

go to the room named /LIT/

>> No.1623858

>>1623848

Who's and noob now bitch?

>> No.1623859

im and noob

>> No.1623862

god fucking dammit

>> No.1623872

i will take your ass off with a spoon

>> No.1623870

>>1623862
>>1623859

Thaaat's a shame

>> No.1623879
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1623879

sup now bitch?

>> No.1623886
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1623886

>>1623879

>> No.1623887

http://lichess.org/v3a33rl2

>> No.1623905

http://lichess.org/ygoj6uoe

>> No.1623908

I quit playing chess because of arrogant people like this. Sadly, most of the chess "community" seems to be like this.

>> No.1623912
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1623912

Don't dip my name into yourself please

I just had the damn thing dry cleaned

>> No.1623913

>>1623908

>Won't accept that castling is vital
>Quit because of arrogance

lololololololol

>> No.1623916

>>1623912

Do you want a game of chess, replica 1?

>> No.1623920

http://lichess.org/ozno0ef6

come on bros

>> No.1623924

>>1623916
god no, what a drab game

>> No.1623939
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1623939

>>1623924

I'm sorry, what was that?

>> No.1623944

>>1623939
cease to remember it

my words are wasted on intelligence

>> No.1623953

gg white, whoever I just played

http://lichess.org/wnfrc2ud3udl

>> No.1623949

>>1623944

Whoops, that was directed at the other guy.

>> No.1623961

Fabulous is now 14 wins, 1 draw and 2 losses

A decent record, but a far cry from the perfection I was hoping for.

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1623973

>>1623961
>tries to be witty
>uses cliches like "far cry"

>> No.1623979
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1623979

>>1623973

>Tries to be insulting
>Uses green text

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1623986

>>1623979

Why the long face?

>> No.1623988

>>1623986
that's not me

>> No.1623992
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1623992

>>1623988

He wasn't quoting you daaaaarlink

>> No.1624003

>>1623988

Wat? I'm not talking to you.

>> No.1624005

>>1624003

He's a dear but a little bit touched.

>> No.1624007
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1624007

For posterity.

>> No.1624039

>>1623986
>>1623992
you look pretty gay

>> No.1624050

>>1623992
lovecraft x michael cera

>> No.1624064

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>> No.1624082

bump

>> No.1624113

I'm logged in, playing casual or rated.