/lit/ - Literature

>>16272027
A thread died for this

It's got to the point where reading actual books is more entertaining than browsing /lit/

Also follow up question: what if the book is a library book? What is the proper etiquette then?

>>16272043
OP planned this all along

>>16272043
This. And I find this quite useful, since I am not active on any other social media, as soon as I get bored here, off to a book I go.

>>16272027
>scratch asshole
>sniff finger
>smells like shit
why the fuck do I always do this? I know its gonna smell like poop but I still sniff it anyways

>>16272051
No I genuinely want to know. Surely this has been discussed before, somewhere, by somebody.
You fuckers mean to tell me you've never thought about this?

>>16272051
czech em

>>16272075
About book touching etiquette? Do you think there's some big bookgod who gets mad when you don't follow sacred book-touching rituals?

>>16272084
Its about what is appropriate. What if you end up lending that book out to someone in the future? That would be weird.

>>16272093
You make me want to take an actual shit onto a book just to spite you
Grow up nigga, ain't no etiquette on touching books unless you want there to be. If you feel more comfortable washing your hands before, just do it. Why do you need us to tell you not to give a fuck?

>>16272027
I usually take a bath before reading a book for questions of hygiene.

What the fuck is this thread

I have my hands on my balls and dick most of the time I’m home alone. Usually if I’m lying down reading I’m massaging or playing with my balls