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1633021 No.1633021 [Reply] [Original]

>Reading this book
>the girl says something about the cover of the book
>I think condescendingly
>I reply in proper English
>Girl replies in lay terminology
> I mentally masturbate to myself; thinking how superior I am to others
> She says something very stupid
> I do something daring
> I leave

>> No.1633023
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1633023

oh yeah, she looked like this:

>> No.1633028

lol. mocking brownbear are we?

>> No.1633029

Beautiful, but you still missed the part about how much she wanted to have sex with you (despite your confusion and lack of interest)

>> No.1633041
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1633041

hey faggots. you're everything bad in the wolrd. I am zmarter than all of u.

>> No.1633060

>>1633023
Really? I remember her being a bit less slutty.

>> No.1633061
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>>1633041
I partially agree with you but exclude myself.

>> No.1633062

I've read too many of these. I read the whole thing before I realized what you were doing. Wtf is wrong with me?

>> No.1633074
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>>1633062
an mundane complex, perhaps associated with the false identification of oneself with the mind.

>> No.1633075

She looked like this, only more pretty and less slutty

>> No.1633084

>>1633021
I LOL'd. Still, making fun of Brownbore is like picking on the retarded. Easy peasy.

>> No.1633090
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>>1633084
>>1633084

>> No.1633124

lol

>> No.1633128

>mac
stopped reading there

>> No.1633138
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>>1633128
> implying brownbear knows anything to do with computers beyond script kiddie stuff
> implying I am not sys admin
> implying I don't run as root
> implying I am not using a hackintosh

>> No.1633146

>>1633138
>implying you are still not using a mac which is for total faggots
>Implying that running as root takes "skill"
>Implying that people who are actually good with computers use macs and don't use real operating systems like gentoo or arch linux
>fuck off faggot

>> No.1633148

>>1633138
you know, even though brownbear is a huge faggot, you are first of all shitting up the board by posting this, and secondly you are feeding his ego. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if you actually WERE brownbear samefagging for the attention. If you're not, please delete this thread.

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>>1633128

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>>1633138
> implying Brownbear knows anything to do with computers

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1633160

>>1633148
picture related

>> No.1633174

>>1633128
>>1633128

take a joke brownbear!

>> No.1633189
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>>1633174
define "joke"; it is a subjective term that doesn't mean much formatively

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>>1633146
>>1633146
>>1633146
> thinks OSX is not UNIX
> thinks running root doesn't require knowledge to survive
> actually thinks gentoo is useful and not rice
> thinks that people cannot run multiple OS on different computers
> confuses hardware with software

niggerwtfrudoing.bat.obj.bvh.tar.gz

3/10. made me reply

>> No.1633217

ITT a new tripfag tries to both cast himself into the limelight and justify this by playing off of a bigger tripfag

>> No.1633224

>>1633217
>>1633217
>>1633217

implying i give a shit about trips and was not doing it for the purpose of sarcasm

want my trip?

BlueBear ##Iamagayfaggotpleaserapeme

enjoy

>> No.1633227

testing

>> No.1633231

>>1633224
I wasn't talking about you

>> No.1633233
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1633233

>>1633224
>i'm not a tripfag, i'm just being ironic!

>> No.1633236

>>1633233
+1

>> No.1633238
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>>1633231
I am liberated from the shackles of tripfaggory; one must transcend the mundanity associated with false identification

>> No.1633247

como?

>> No.1633266
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>>1633247

>> No.1633268

the tripfags ruined /lit/. the fight has been lost. funny thread, though, bluebear. maybe we'll get lucky and brownbear will die in real life.

>> No.1633275

This thread is almost as bad as brownbear's

>> No.1633280
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>>1633275
<insert_witty_comment>

>> No.1633281

>>1633275

>Implying Brownbear has just one thread and not a new one every other day.

>> No.1633286

>>1633021
Hey faggot!! It's spelled Nietzsche, NOT "niche"!!!
ZOMG you're so stupid!!

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>>1633281
> implying that such a statement can even be implied from such a comment

>> No.1633289

I urge any and all anons browsing lit right now to become bears.

>> No.1633293
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>>1633289
I TOTALLY AGREE

>> No.1633297

Did you throw her in your room full of dead women

>> No.1633298

>>1633224
testing

>> No.1633300

>>1633293

Thanks! Seeing as how we're both tripfags on lit, it's a given that we'll suck each other off in our threads!

>> No.1633304
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1633304

>>1633297

>> No.1633307

>> No.1633309

>>1633293
BB's ego will expand to stratospheric dimensions

>> No.1633313

>>1633304
You didn't get the reference

>> No.1633312

Now where's that Fabulous character? We need him to join the thread and lick all off our multi-colored bear assholes!

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1633316

>I like where this shit's going

>> No.1633319
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1633319

sup

>> No.1633318
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>>1633313
> implying I am not traumatising already by BB's threads
> implying I am trying to cancel out the noise

>> No.1633320

>>1633316

...and yet you're not a bear yet? join the band mate, you got the sound we need!

>> No.1633324

anonbears there's gotta be some way for us to take our board back, like if we all got together and agreed to only bump threads about books? i dunno. but i feel like threads like this only build up the legends of the trips.

>> No.1633325

Oh shit... I'm using a tripcode... I feel like it's the first time I've raped a baby.

>> No.1633326

>>1633318
What are you talking about, the post was a reference to Bluebeard

>> No.1633327
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>>1633319

>> No.1633330

>>1633324
OK

>> No.1633331
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1633331

>>1633324
>>1633324
>anons all become tripfags
>they all endeavour to be me
>i am worshipped as a God

all in a days work

>> No.1633336

>>1633331

>> No.1633335

>>1633331
youre not even cool

if it wernet for ur sexy bod and crazy antics i would hate you

>> No.1633338

>>1633331

>i am worshipped as a god

Or just another bear in a sea of bears?

>> No.1633339

>>1633331
>>1633309
I knew you'd like it

>> No.1633340
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>>1633331

/thread

>> No.1633341

>>1633331
Brownbear is right
We should not place him on such a pedestal
we should join him on said pedestal!

>> No.1633342

>>1633335

There's our little asshole licker! What took you so long! OK, all bears bend over for Fabulous!

>> No.1633351

>>1633342
I'm not a slut

>> No.1633353 [DELETED] 

>>1633351
OK, fine, one bear at a time. I get to go first.

>> No.1633354

>>1633342
He's like the Boo Boo Bear of the Yellowstone Park Bear Crew

>> No.1633356

>>1633351

Fabulous, friend of all bears! Welcome to the bear takeover! You should change to FabulousBear!

>> No.1633357

>>1633351
OK, fine, one bear at a time. I get to go first. *spreads hairy asshole*

>> No.1633361

archive this shit

>> No.1633366

>>1633357
new tripfag looking for attention

>>1633361
bb trying to samefag something wholly unfunny in order to be immortalized

>>1633356
Fabearlous

>> No.1633367

This is now a bear themed books appreciation thread

>> No.1633368

Be happy that I use Charmin, Fabulous, you may not be so lucky with the other bears

>> No.1633374

>>1633366
This is a thread-specific trip, I will not be using it elsewhere.

>> No.1633377

So glad I logged on to Facechan today to see what my favorite /lit/ group personalities are doing and talking about

>> No.1633378

>>1633366

Actually that was me (RB) samefagging

>> No.1633381
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>>1633377

>calls it Facechan
>not bearchan

>> No.1633384

>>1633374
these tripcodes must be used on brownbear's threads only

>> No.1633389

I like this thread

>> No.1633392

>>1633384
WAT SAY YOU

>> No.1633391

>>1633381
>/Bear/

>> No.1633394

No bears post in Brownbear's Naked Lunch thread!

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>>1633392
blue bear says what ho!

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1633417

bump

>> No.1633425

>>1633417
archive this shitq

>> No.1633709
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>> No.1633722

OP, you failed to realize that this type of reaction was exactly what Brownbear desired. If someone is seeking attention, simply ignore them.

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1633729

we're all idiots.