/lit/ - Literature

you are projecting so fucking hard right now

Cool story bro.
Tell me more.

That's you're opinion.

You may be right about 'you're' becoming an anachronism in the next century, but it will always be necessary to distinguish "to have" from "to be", though both are valid ways of describing the human condition.

it's true! rules are elitist and nerdy. !zorg bloog the left spanner.

no op is right, in an effort to further trivialize and modernize language ebonics will be adopted as the spoken language of the future. that or esperanto.

why stop at your when we cud just rite all wurds foneticlee to simplify everything

yor rite op, to a better fuchur

>>1639350

sure is george bernard shaw

>>1639363
ghoti

sup all yall shawtys in hurr talkin dat english fuck playdo an sawcrates, niggas trippin... i dun need to examine mah life....it alredy iz
fuck bitches get money

>>1639377
TRAP MONEY SON

I am gay. I am a book. I lurk in libraries and sodomize other books of the same genre in their unread state.

>>1639388
lmao

i agree with OP on this..

>>1639366
FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, THIS WORD IS PRONOUNCED
>FISH

GH AS IN ENOUGH
O AS IN WOMEN
TI AS IN NATION

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

admit it, only an autistic nerd would bother making up rules for when you should use "ur" vs "your". the word "ur" is shorter, more efficient, timeless (none of that y bullshit), easier to remember, and simply a lot cooler. in 100 years "your" will be archaic, and everyone will laugh at the faggot 'grammar nazis' who posted on 4chan in the year 2011 from their mothers' basements.

I think the above makes my stance pretty clear op. You are a lazy moron and should learn to spell. "You're" is longer than "Your" this is true. But this is the way things work. Some words are just longer than other words.

>>1639436
That's why I love the internet. Everyone feels entitled to make statements about things they don't have a fucking clue about.

admit it, only an autistic nerd would bother making up rules for when you should use "I" vs other letters. the letter "I" is shorter, more efficient, timeless (none of that non straight line bullshit), easier to remember, and simply a lot cooler. in 100 years all letters will be archaic, and everyone will laugh at the faggot 'grammar nazis' who posted on 4chan in the year 2011 from their mothers' basements.

>>1639756

IIII II IIIII IIIIIII IIIII, IIII I IIIIIIIII IIII!

I'm not a particular fan of his, but I think he spoke somewhat well on the subject.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY

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̬̭̩͑̀̀g̯̠͉̦̯̤̲̊̋̎o̸͚̮̹͈͇͎͙̓͗ͩͅt̬͚̳̗̲̠̥̝ͮ͒͛̈̆

>languages, ewees

dammit captcha, quit being relevant

my gay what?

>>1639331
>esperanto
No, fuck no. I'd rather have the world in the hands of Feminist Nazi Commies than fucking esperanto.

I swear have seen this thread before.