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post your haikus here
add a related image
should be pretty fun

>> No.16621397

thinking about buk
simple easy stuff but man
he had style and soul

>> No.16621432
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>>16621397
who the fuck is buk
sounds pretty gay t b h
was he a nigga?

>> No.16621446
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16621446

>>16621294

The OP's image.
Striking re-sem-bl-ance to
Burkina Faso.

>> No.16621447

I want to fill up
Your big beautiful bounce house
with all my children

>> No.16621457

>>16621447

Your dick is too small
to penetrate the negress.
Her butt is too big.

>> No.16621478

>>16621432
bukowski:poet
writes about drinking and sex
he could be profound

>> No.16621488
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16621488

>>16621446
>>16621447
you guys are cheating
count your syllables again
its five seven five

>> No.16621492
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16621492

VANAS LAS COSAS;

NONADA'EL MUNDO TODO;

TODO PLENO'EN DIOS.


« 零 »

>> No.16621493

lets meet tomorrow
need to see my
sweet dreams

>> No.16621501

>>16621294
Le cum le penis
Die de la noose
Le pipi le caca

>> No.16621506

>>16621294
this is a haiku
but what should be the image
sorry there is none

>> No.16621507

Your haiku must
Contain a seasonal ref
Traditional

>> No.16621513

>>16621457

>> No.16621521
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16621521

>>16621507


HAIKU POETRY WAS INVENTED IN THE NINETEENTH CENTURY, DERIVED FROM RENGA POETRY, WHICH WAS NOT THEMATICALLY PARTICULAR.

FOR HAIKU TO INCLUDE NATURALISTIC IMAGERY, OR CONCEPTS, IS ENTIRELY NOTIONAL, NOT NORMATIVE; PARADOXICALLY, IT IS SENRYU POETRY WHICH SHOULD BE NORMATIVELY NATURALISTIC, SINCE «SENRYU» MEANS: «RIVERWILLOW»; HAIKU POETRY IS & SHOULD BE THEMATICALLY GENERAL.

>> No.16621543

>>16621521
>RIVERWILLOW
never was the biggest fan of the far easts tendency to give off gaudy names of natural beauty to things.

>> No.16621559
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>>16621294
Tiger destroyed cage
Tiger has stockholm syndrome
No, no, tiger return

>> No.16621572

>>16621521
tripfag go away
you are homosexual
go suck a fat cock

>> No.16621584
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16621584

I am most grateful
Nobody has told women
Leggings are not pants.

>> No.16621596

"Hey guys check this out"
I lean way over to fart,
But, diarrhea.

>> No.16621601

>>16621488

Why are you stupid?
I em-pha-sized the hy-phens
to show syll-a-bles.

>> No.16621606

>>16621521

You are a tripfaggot.
No one who matters, cares.
Those were both six.

>> No.16621607

Ninety nine bottles
of beer on the wall, ninety
nine bottles of beer.

>> No.16621623

>>16621584
my dog is dreaming
my tea is hot and tasty
commence the jigglin

>> No.16621627
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16621627

Aardvark eats an ant
Ant taste pretty good to him
Butt fuck that aardvark

>> No.16621914
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>>16621294
Heaven is a myth,
symbol of procreation
to send men to die.

>> No.16623174
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16623174

Soughing of the wind
A leaf floats into my lap
The jay eats a worm

>> No.16623392
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16623392

trees die in fire
only to be born anew
but no cycle lasts

>> No.16623478

Dying willow trees
I pass as I go fishing
Is the sea too cold?

The old man mines jade
“I feel so hungry and cold”
He returns back home

Emerald blossoms
Carried by a golden fox
Such a lovely dream

I entered heaven
I saw Barking and running
My dog was there too

>> No.16623877

>>16623478
Very nice

>> No.16625222

>>16621294

Stiletto piercing
crafted brown shoe-- berid
mine banalities

It's easy to see
Sic transit gloria mundi
Given worldly time

>> No.16625234

>>16625222
points for recognizing where this comes from

hint: a movie

>> No.16625744
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16625744

do not be disturbed,
or let yourself be frightened,
all things are passing

>> No.16626374

>>16625744


ME GUSTA.

>> No.16627100

I liked the world
before the rainy days
Nothing changes

>> No.16627366

forever in darkness
conscience alone keeps awake
life eternally

>> No.16627646

The water is cold
Ice cracks upon the surface
Breathe motherfucker

>> No.16627723
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>>16621294
Je suis le dernier.
La course ,deja fini.
Je ne cours pas.

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16627747

Hailstones smacking glass
Bouncing to the ground below
Melting together

>> No.16627778

Wars of peace.
Tomorrows of sorrows.
The past is dead.

>> No.16627794
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16627794

>>16621294
Three Forty AM
What the fuck am I doing
I should go to bed

>> No.16627798 [DELETED] 

Above the sea.
The ship sails are bloody red.
The new Horizons.

>> No.16627809

>>16627794
You should be reading. True readers don’t sleep, they let beautiful prose recharge their mind.

>> No.16627822
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>>16627809
Gaze at the ceiling
The dated, textured surface
Sometimes trips me out

>> No.16627833
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16627833

un qui pue
un qui pete
un qui sent la cigarette

>> No.16627850
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16627850

I have never felt
Further from the grace of God
Kyrie Eleison

>> No.16627859
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16627859

as corpses the books
we have all read and cherished
will be forgotten

>> No.16627889
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16627889

Fulgore combo is
right down down-right punch 3 times
Ultra special hit

>> No.16627915

Having been born with
No redeeming qualities,
Sin weighs on me more

>> No.16627945
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16627945

Je suis ce qui fut.
Fleur de maïs me fit.
Raison d"ecouter.

>> No.16627947

Through all the long night,
Winter moon glows with bright love,
Sleet with silver tears.

>> No.16627961

Life to me feels like
Wading neck-deep in treacle
With no end in sight

>> No.16627981

incest ain't the best,
put his sister to the test,
registered sex pest.

>> No.16627993

autumn leaves falling
haikus based on the seasons
are boring as fuck

>> No.16628001

thailand ladyboy:
"hey bb u wan sum fuck?"
sure, why the hell not?

>> No.16628002

I am so sorry.
Something struck me in the rear.
I just... wound up... here.

>> No.16628026
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16628026

Monkey see monkey
Do as you are told monkey
Monkey say “poo poo”

Beans, beams, and bad dreams
The three things must be redeemed
Bad dreams mean bad things

Procrastination
Or what I call mountain do
Procrastination

Eyes open eyes close
Shops reopen selling clothes
The consumer cheers

Cannot help but rhyme
Poetry has poisoned minds
Every single line

Elastic rubber
Bands play and kids make music
Oh how turntables

Life is a party
At the end you are so drunk
You’ll forget the start

Seriously who cares
Lmao it’s just words
Get over yourself

>> No.16628028

There's always a poster on /lit/
Who thinks his hot takes are the shit
I don't mean to be rude
But he's clearly a pseud
And his posts make him look like a tit

>> No.16628059

The haiku is fine for a time
Although they're a dozen a dime
They're simple to write
But a little bit shite
Especially since they don't rhyme

>> No.16628082

I have caught the coof
coof coof coof coof coof coof coof
Now you have the coof

>> No.16628087

Say your marriage vows
But you cannot kiss the bride
God does not consent

>> No.16628094

I like limericks
But I have to write haikus
Just to bump the thread

>> No.16628097
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>>16621294
Tintinabular
Telemarketing machines
24/7

>> No.16628102
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16628102

Green fruit, wilted vine
Summer, rites unmarked by men
Raged, but fled in haste.

>> No.16628116

You spend your days glued to your screen
Each one passes by like a dream
Sometimes, now and then
You call others "bugmen"
The irony's lost, it would seem

>> No.16628127

Trump is gonna win
Biden doesn't stand a chance
Back to sniffing girls

>> No.16628131
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>>16621294
Bones are rad and nice
Japanese-es sure like rice
Bonus rhyming thrice

>> No.16628132
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16628132

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop

>> No.16628146

Rest in peace anon
Died from a ruptured rectum
Causing toxic shock

>> No.16628149

>>16627794
This poster was me
I have spent over an hour
Writing shit haikus

>> No.16628162

>>16628149
The time is now four fifty six
I'm just about done with my fix
The poems I've wrote
Are hardly of note
Good night and get fucked, you're all pricks

>> No.16628168

>>16628149
>>16628162
You should try incorporating kigo (seasonal references) into your haiku. The results, will be tremendous

>> No.16628171

>>16628168
I did, right here >>16627993

>> No.16628180

>>16628162
My grammar was poor
"The poem's I've wrote" should be
The poems I wrote

>> No.16628184

>>16628171
the results were tremendous indeed, but not in the direction i expected

>> No.16628186

>>16628180
Where the fuck did that
Damn apostrophe come from
Guess I need some sleep

>> No.16628222

>>16621492
>>16621521
mátate, pedófilo

>> No.16628280
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Osaka Castle
Ducks swim in the placid moat
Where lords would not dare

>> No.16628371

>>16621559
I liked your haiku.
Recalling a classic, yours
Has its own merit

>> No.16628399

I'm eating hummus
Listening to O and A
Hole in one, Chippa

>> No.16628509

Five, seven, then five
Syllables mark a haiku.
Remarkable oaf.

>> No.16629565

grown time colours leaves
where evermore life escapes
from prosecution

>> No.16629727

>>16628399
>>16628399
Whatsat? Whatta you?
Uh, uh, a fag or somethin'?
Hummus on some dicks.