/lit/ - Literature

for me.

Cause not everyone is like you!

>he thinks this is funny/original!

>>1674900
That response fails to enumerate anything of value

>>1674904
Very clever, I should take notes on how to be super cool like you

You are the only contemporary philosopher worth reading.

captcha: reasuree John

There is no explanation, so get the fuck out. No one likes tripfags. In addition to leaving this board, please kill yourself to leave this world with a little less unwarranted self-importance.

Thank you.

sure is anons getting trolled in here

he's an impostor!

>>1674936
WE HAVE A WINNER!
Congratulations fabulous you are correct however you were incapable of recognizing until after you compared my tripcode with either those in the picture of faggotry posted or the real DnE. The purpose of this exercise was to demonstrate how foolish anyone who considers him to be an intellectual and deep thinker really is. Ironically enough DnE is neither deep nor edgy he simply uses large words to convey a message that is so generalized that one cannot disagree with it. The times he actually bothers to try to make a point the nonsense that comes out is unintelligible garbage. This is precisely the reason why I sound like him.

>>1674942
>>1674942
i saw your tripcode at the start and realised
hence my post about anons getting trolled.
and no, it was obvious just by posts alone that you were an imposter. D&E doesn't make shit threads like this, nor does he samefag the fuck out of them you spastic

>however you were incapable of recognizing until after you compared my tripcode with either those in the picture of faggotry posted or the real DnE
i looked at the tripcode first and recognised, however it was obvious you were a shit imitator from your posts

>The purpose of this exercise was to demonstrate how foolish anyone who considers him to be an intellectual and deep thinker really is.
but you didn't post anything like he does, you didn't even school any members of anonymous or talk about philosophy.

>he simply uses large words
just because you don't understand them don't act like they're a negative thing

>The times he actually bothers to try to make a point the nonsense that comes out is unintelligible garbage
translated:
i don't understand what he's saying it must be garbage!

>This is precisely the reason why I sound like him.
dream on mah nigga

>>1674942
pssssh!

i knew from the beginning!

posing as deedgy is neither funny nor original

>>1674949
Is it deep though?
Or edgy?

>>1674948
Ah name calling how childish Brownbear. You said I don't understand large words, it must be true. I have read only a handful of posts by DnE today and I see grammatical errors and semantical errors abound. However you guys are hipsters so you're naturally cooler and more intelligent than everyone else.

>>1674949
I was not trying to be funny or original so you're insult falls on deaf ears mah boy

>>1674968
>>1674968
>hipsters
define that for me...

>>1674979
I defined it previously if you were willing to read what I had wrote. An individual who finds himself superior to others by some undetermined mean, rather it's by being "trendy" or eating the most expensive foods or reading the most obscure texts. It doesn't matter what all hipsters have in common is they utilize their obscure trendy tastes to allege that they are superior to others. This is precisely what you and Fabulous and DnE and most tripfags behave like, but don't take my word for it!

>>1674979
Arguing semantics is pointless anyways, it's just an excuse to argue. Language is inherintly equivocal.

you don't. you just fuck off.

>>1674998
This is precisely why literature is enjoyable and one can extract several meanings from an individual work however, you and your tripfag friends run around explaining which meaning is right and which are wrong and how everyone who doesn't take that meaning is a fool. Sounds very similar to those hipsters who smoke American Spirits and say they are much better than anything else and anyone who says other wise are fools. Or perhaps the beer snob, another form of hipster that only drinks particular types of beer and all others are garbage.

>>1674990
>>1674990
no you didn't
you didn't 'define' anything

you're Brazillian so you're naturally good at football
is that me defining the word 'Brazillian'?

>>1674990
>>1674990
> An individual who finds himself superior to others by some undetermined mean
no it's not undetermined, i'm superior to you because i'm more intelligent, charismatic and broasty.

>rather it's by being "trendy" or eating the most expensive foods or reading the most obscure texts
dressing nicely = hipster
being able to afford expensive and nice food = hipster
reading things others don't = hipster
okay bro i think you made a fatal error there.

mfw hipsters started out as rich white kids trying to be like poor black jazz musicians.

>utilize their obscure trendy tastes to allege that they are superior to others

i'm not superior to you because of my 'obscure' (lololololol) tastes, but because i don't go around making retarded posts like the one i'm replying to right now.

>but don't take my word for it!
believe me, i wasn't going to

>>1675005
>>1675005
>you and your tripfag friends run around

did you look at what post you were replying to before typing this out?

i bet you think that authors intent is important too huh?

>>1675007
Ah but I did
>However you guys are hipsters so you're naturally cooler and more intelligent than everyone else
The word so implies an example, or another way of explaining something good try though
My example was a sarcastic take on the mindset of hipsters.
>no it's not undetermined, i'm superior to you because i'm more intelligent, charismatic and broasty.
Again with the name calling. How about we resort to problems with what I said rather than alleged problems with my intelligence and overall worth.
>dressing nicely = hipster
>being able to afford expensive and nice food = hipster
>reading things others don't = hipster
>okay bro i think you made a fatal error there.
You are still failing to read what I am saying I am referring to the mindset of being superior.
>i'm not superior to you because of my 'obscure' (lololololol) tastes, but because i don't go around making retarded posts like the one i'm replying to right now.
Still retaining your superiority I see. You're making this too easy Brownbear, I'm chuckling right now

>>1675029
>>1675029
but it WASN'T a definition
>ah but i did
>my EXAMPLE was a sarcastic
example = definition lololololololl

yeah but you're American so you authoatically think you're better than everyone else.
the above is not a definition of what 'American' is
a definition would be:
A native or inhabitant of a North American or Central American or South American country

do you see how you were wrong there?
you keep referring to mindsets, or claim that you're just being sarcastic about both D&E and hipsters, without knowing truly what a hipster is.
Please give me a defined definition to prove to me that you're not just attempting to play with the big boys when you don't know your stuff.

>i'm chuckling right now
i am willing to bet my life on the fact that you are, in fact, not chuckling right now.

i do not have 'obscure tastes' i do not eat 'epensive food' and although i think i dress well i do not think that's the attibute of a hipster.

so please tell me how do I fit into your defined, yet not defined but you think it is, definition of a 'hipster'

Butternut Squash and Fried Sage Pasta
A hearty bowl of pasta plus savory cheese? You'd never know this whole-grain comfort food is diet-friendly! Squash supplies all the vitamin A you need for the day.
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Serves 4
INGREDIENTS
8 oz whole-wheat penne
1 tablespoon olive oil
8 sage leaves
1 medium red onion, thinly sliced
2 garlic cloves, finely chopped
1 medium butternut squash (about 2 lb), peeled, seeded and cut into 1-inch cubes
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1/4 cup grated Parmesan
PREPARATION
Cook penne as directed on package. Heat oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Fry sage, turning once, until crisp on both sides, about 1 minute per side. Transfer to a paper towel. Add onion and garlic to skillet. Cook, stirring frequently, until soft and golden, about 3 minutes. Add squash, 3/4 cup water, salt and pepper. Cover and simmer, stirring occasionally, until squash softens, 5 to 7 minutes. Drain pasta, reserving 1 cup cooking water. Return pasta to pot and add squash mixture; stir over low heat, adding some reserved cooking water if necessary, until pasta is coated, about 1 minute. Serve, garnished with cheese and sage.
THE SKINNY
337 calories per serving, 6.5 g fat (1.4 g saturated), 63 g carbs, 10 g fiber, 11 g protein

>>1675069
>>1675069
heyy you're back!

>>1675015
dude, the authors intentions are important otherwise how can the book be written

>>1675084
>>1675084

>>1675091
Now that the formalities are out of the way, can we maybe turn this shambles of a thread into a Barthes suckfest? I'll go first.

I fucking love Roland Barthes.

>>1674897

So we can continue to prove you wrong when you make stupid assertions. That way, you become less stupid.

I mean, who compares the story telling value of a hockey game to a video game, anyways?

>>1675105
>>1675105

>>1674897
because you fit right it, you no-talent waste of space.

bump for the guy pretending to be D&E to defend himself.

oh wait he started to post anonymously. what a coward

>>1674934
>3 anon responses
>5 trip responses
>sure is anon getting trolled
>finds out later its not even D&E

who got trolled?