/lit/ - Literature

>>1685772
judging by this, im going to suggest this individual is homophobic, maybe 8 years old... and very unoriginal. he will likely contribute nothing to society, and die alone.

>>1685777

>>1685788

LOL

Geez, I am pretty motivated to do this. Had to start up my scanner and everything

Btw, >>1685777 trips make this true.

>>1685813

whats up with the french question marks

eg. what is that?, i dont know.

>>1685813

that story is going nowhere.

>>1685872

Huh?

COME AT ME BRO

>>1685822
I lol'd

>>1685872
Well, those are notes I took, they're not part of the text. Question's mark are pretty much used in the same way in french and english. French is just more complicated and longer with pretty much everything.

What is that? = Qu'est-ce que c'est?
I don't know = Je ne sais pas.

>>1685882

"au je me situp,? je suis toujours etc etc"

>>1685887

that's nice but how'd you get the chicken to stand in the inkwell

>>1685880

It's not meant to; the character is waiting and we have access to his thought process at this point.

>>1685813
French isn't your first language, right?

>>1685927

It is, why?

>>1685938
Well fuck, son. It's clumsy and disarticulated. Besides, the content is quite awful.

But this is about handwriting, so I'll just say your writing is ugly. My guess is that you're a male between 16 and 21 who is too self-centered and who'd like to become a writer some day. You pretend to read "good literature" and you feel like you're above the plebs.

>>1685976
>describes the stereotypical /lit/izen

>>1685976
I don't get this constant self-deprecation. Another /lit/izen trait?

>>1685995
More like stereotypical writer. They were all annoying, self-obsessed hipster fags when they were younger. There's hope for you yet.

I dont really feel like running upstairs to scan some shitty section of my essays. Fuck, I can hardly read my own handwriting sometimes. most people have consistent patterns in the way they form letters (basically you can find the letter 'h' 80 times in an essay and they will all look consistently similar) but my fucking letters get altered so much that an 'a' can pass for a fucking 'e'. shit is ugly

I wish I had beautiful cursive handwriting like a French prince

>>1685976

Hahaha, wow. That made me laugh heartily. Yeah sure, it's bad. It's a first draft made in 20 minutes, what would you expect? I'm writing about a schizophrenic dude and it's pretty hard to show the disarranged thought process without leaving this feeling of clumsiness. I'm not a genius I obviously won't get it right on the first try.

Why would anyone take this so seriously anyway? It's just a story I'm writing to ease boredom, and it's a topic about handwriting. C'mon, why so mad?

>>1686104
>I'm writing about a schizophrenic dude and it's pretty hard to show the disarranged thought process without leaving this feeling of clumsiness
oh man


anyway, when was the last time you read a book with a handwriting font

>>1686115

I don't get you. What's with the oh man? I'm schizophrenic myself, why not write about it? About the writing font, never? I type it on a text document after I write my idea on paper.

>>1686124
>I'm schizophrenic myself
so did you self-diagnose this or were you diagnosed by some yuppie psychologist who thinks he actually knows what he's talking about

>>1686135

I've been interned in a psychiatric hospital 6 times for a total fo 4 month in the last 2 year, I'm prescribed 6mg of Risperdal daily and I can't get any steady job cause of this disease, fucking douchebag.

>>1686140

>mfw I'm prescribed more anti-psychotics than you & I've got a normal, boring life

So it's a disease. Like any other disease, it's boring. Like any other douchebag, you're glorifying it.

>a functioning schizo writes a book

cool stories bro

>>1686148
It is boring, yeah. I'm not glorifying it. Thougt it could be nice to write about it cause most people think like this guy >>1686151 ie schizo are crazy hobo unable to do the most simple task.

>>1686169

>can't get any steady job cause of this disease

Well... aren't you a crazy hobo?

>>1686174
No. It's more subtle than that and you know it. It's invalidating, yet not as described in most media. Please refrain to make inane statement just in order to make a point, it's ridiculous.

Is this even decipherable?

>>1686188
d'aw

>>1686188
Narcissism at its finest.

lyrics for a friends band, that he asked me to write out for him because he likes my writing. critique?

>>1686221

yeah not craning my neck to read that chief but looks like you're biting ralph steadman's steez pretty hard

I only had one piece of paper at school today, so I made the best of it.

>>1686221

You write like a batman madman. I'm not saying I don't like it, but it's mad innit.

Or like watsisname, Ralph thing who drew the HST books.

Hm. I need to brush up on my cursive.

>>1687520
Derp, forgot image.

>>1687522
Fancy. Nice.


Here's mine.

>>1687536
Nice, very nice. I can't read half of it at all, but it 's got a nice look to it. Reminds me of how my granddad wrote.

>>1687546
Thank you very much!
>>1687545
Well, I like it. It looks neat. Can't say I'm familiar with people's handwriting in that script though, so I can't offer more than that.

>>1687545
You know what's interesting? I'm very familiar with my brother's handwriting in English, and when I saw a sample of writing from his Japanese class I could pick out his handwriting instantly. It's cool how even when writing in another language, your handwriting retains some of its style.

>>1687536
You have a pretty neat angular style. Like you write within certain geometries. Not that it's any more readable, lol, but it does have a certain style.

>>1686399
Holy dense writing Batman!

I've always wanted to write in that long cursive style like old civil war letters. Instead mine is a crunched mess of printed block and cursive mix.

>>1687624
Someone else who does a cursive mix! I don't know what it is, but some letters come out cursive and some don't.

I really like my handwriting. Even though it's often illegible, at least it isn't ugly.

This is some pseudo-scientific bullshit right here.

Even employers believe and hire parasitic 'graphologists' to examine the handwriting of applicants.

There is not a shred of truth in any of it.

>>1687658
It's bullshit, but it's still fun just to look at other people's handwriting.

>>1687648

I want to make love to the bearer of this handwriting.

>>1687663
Something to tide you over.

>>1687678

mmmmmmmmm. Take me.

>>1687624
I don't know why it makes me happy knowing a stranger kinda likes my handwriting :3
Oh, and legibility is overrated... who needs it!?

yeah

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>>1687809
That typeface is ugly.
And so are you.

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>>1687812

My handwriting is messy

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