/lit/ - Literature

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/new-yorker-cover-illustration-pandemic-adrian-tomine-b1764740.html
>NEW YORKER COVER GOES VIRAL FOR BEING RELATABLE: ‘I FEEL SEEN’

>>16933265
>relatable
Is this the worst word in the english language?

>>16933261
No, and fuck off to the hole you crawled out of.

>>16933261
I don't live like a nigger.

>>16933261
Quite possibly, yes

>>16933274
Quite possibly, yes

>>16933261
>damn bitch you live like this?

Bretty gud DESU

>>16933323
I like her imaginary boyfriend.

>>16933331
for me, it's the hotep symbol

>>16933261
>>16933265
>>16933274
>>16933279
>>16933310
This girl she look 15 she wear leggings she come in around 2am she wear no panty no thong I see her asshole I be like yeah this good I was filling bottle and she was there I say hello we talk nice girl but I still not feel bad for seeing girl asshole so we work legs out I get her to go to smith but no wesson machine and we do stiff legged and i do it first OBSERVE and then I teach her how to do it she very red because she worry if I can see asshole but I see asshole like king in castle but I pretend to be focus on her form but Im focus on girl asshole so amazing I wish to lick in circle crop circle crop dust with flatulance do you understand I commence countdown to smell from anus but we work legs I show her good routine help her feel motivated and confidant we do split leg bulgarian split squats for big booties because I have sexy booty we do calve raises,donkey position too,squats,leg press this I very careful to not hurt tender chicken strips very safe foot position we do quads hamstrings everything she feel good very sweaty I can see asscrack outline made of sweat on legging and titty sweat on sports bra cute small boobie but she feel very comfortable because my goal was to show and motivate but secretly oogle and mentally record my visuals for me to compartmentalize and archive in digital HD memory for further specifications during masturbations but she not know so tommorow night we workout again I very excited and hoping I do not scare with my penis spontaneous reveal I tell myself not again no want to see erect penis they only gym friends but I will see if I remember once get good outercourse during squat training with older woman she noticed penis tip out of waistband and cry and said please go away don't hurt me and I said sorry after I let myself ejaculate only one chance so I move away new me fresh start no florida mamis for sex only chicki asshole so perfect and notty notty

Imagine caring about what "the best cover art of the year" is.
I don't think I have seen the covers of more than three magazines this year, with that New Yorker cover being one of them.

Stop reading The New Yorker and go read Milton.

>>16933261
I live like this but you will never see an incel like me featuring on the cover of a magazine. It's amazing how a nigress can make such a deplorable living style cover worthy

add another 200 pounds so Ameriburgers can relate.

>>16933323
kek

>>16933274
Yes. It's become a word that's been reduced to 'good' because being relatable is somehow a mark of quality. I fucking hate it.

>>16933339
The modern day Socrates

>>16933321
>>16933323
hahaha

>>16933261
I hope Coronachan is Time's Woman of the year.

>>16933323
based and dogpilled, Hotep-san

>>16933345
Maybe I can share a different perspective on this hypothetical woman. I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>/lit/ recycles twitter memes now

>>16933339
I am with the New Yorker and we will be doing an issue on guerilla writing. We think your provocative piece would fit perfectly, and I would love to get in touch. Could you please put your email in your reply? Ofcourse we do require the obligatory proof that you are a POC, however you can rest assured that here at the New Yorker we follow the strictest privacy guidelines.

We will contact you at short notice.

how big do you think her place is?
i've lived multiple years in a smaller place which was like a walk in closet
are magazines /lit/?

>>16933323
stellar

>>16933488
weird violence fantasy
you ok?

>>16933261
It's missing a big stinky vibrator on the ground. One of those with two prongs.

>yeah she doesn't exactly have her life together, but she never forgets to wash her hands and wear her mask. What's your excuse, chudman?

>>16933590
Holy shit could you more obviously be a woman? Get raped.

>>16933600
>What's your excuse
I don't care about other people staying ealthy

>>16933340
>Tractatus de Disciplina et Habitu Virginum
CEC

>>16933261
anyone else read this guy's graphic novel killing and dying?
I have and I bretty nyc, I enjoyed it

>>16933274
"valid" is up there

>>16933274
Inclusive and vibrant are up there

imagine the smell

>>16933339
Found another version of Sound and Fury

>>16933665
fuck. I like vibrant

>>16933323
Damn bitch, you live like this?

>>16933261
It's more like,
>we are living like this during quarantine
than
>look how disgusting roasties are

>>16933747
thank you captain obvious

>>16933612
Overwhelmingly and unequivocally based

>>16933261

Modern women are really fucking slobs its incredible

>>16933274
>>16933665
N O R M A L I Z E

>>16933356
Wrong board, retard

>>16933274
That would be Empowerment.

>>16933274
Solidarity

>>16933261
So so so so so epic!!!! Thanks new yorker

>>16933261
seems like faggot shit

as always

>>16933600
>chudman
Kek. It's a word leftists made up as fag, homo, gimp, retard etc etc would be offensive. So they made up a word that shows how much of a pussy they are.

Reddit personified

>>16933323
lmao that's exactly what i was thinking
"damn bitch, you live like this?"

>>16934210
This word really makes me sick.
Words really ARE the closest we can get to magic.

>>16934282
oops. forgot that i set a name

>>16934256
it still specifies "man". very intolerant, if you ask me.

>Wrong board, retard

>>16934190
fuck this is cancerous and it's always referred to some deranged shit

>>16934535
>it's always referred to some deranged shi
well, you wouldn't need to normalize something that's normal now, would you?

>>16933339
Faulkner!?

the fact that this cover is being celebrated elsewhere rather than being met with revulsion

they even have the prescription pills and the second screen (phone) because the laptop isn't stimulating enough i guess

I can't tell if this is supposed to be a satire or is embracing the YAS KWEEN crowd. Bravo new yawka

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>>16934925
>he wrote, staring into the screen of his phone, chuckling to himself, alone

>>16933274
Problematic

>>16935032
epic

>>16933488
This didn’t happen, did it?

>>16933497
4chan has been reflection of youtube/twitter/instagram for a while now

>>16933274
this post is my spirit animal

>>16933261
>>16933265
>relatable
Why is being a fake fuck relatable? I hate normies.
I hope that Corona evolves into a zombie virus.

>>16933323
my thoughts exactly
holy fuck how is being a fucking slob, addicted to information (being both on the phone and her laptop), not even being bothered to clean your fucking room, being an alcoholic (all the bottles) and most importantly, living alone, because no one wants to be with a person like this, is RELATABLE.

>>16933261
Damn bitch, you live like this?

OMG! It's SO wholesome and I TOTES relate!

>>16933261
where's the dildo?

>>16933261
Women are disgusting.

>>16933261
Where did this wine drinking single woman shit come from and who is shilling it? Is it like the cigarette ads in the 20s where wine is some feminist symbol?

>>16933340

>Clement of Alexandria, Stromata

Good man

>>16935243
You forgot the meds for the psychiatric disorder.

>>16934942
Poe’s las is a helluva drug

>>16935307
>wine
it looks like she's having some cocktail. you don't drink wine in that glass and you can see an olive in it

>>16933261
New Yorker is well known for mocking its readership of wanna-be cosmopolitans. The editors are all laughing their asses off that people look at this cover and think "omg it's so me."

>>16934942
Considering the leanings of TNY it's meant to be actually relatable in a tongue-in-cheek "ironic" way that doesn't actually want to mock or criticize. That's why there is no dildo on the ground and the hole is not stripping

>>16935105
opposite. 4chan has been around since the mid 2000 and around 2010 started permeating more normalized social media. Shit using Dawkins theory on memes to explain internet phenomenon, and the standard Meme format came form 4chan.

>>16933261
My sister lives like this and I want to bash her fucking face in every time I enter her place
Shit all over the floor, can't even walk properly. Women are fucking disgusting

>>16933261
i literally, unironically hate libscum

I live like this but I'm a male schizo...
The only interaction I get is getting coffee at the local coffee shop. I have about 11 empty coffee cups on the floor next to me.

>>16933323
Perfect

>>16935729
also I don't have cats because cats are fucking faggots and I'd probably neglect them to death...

>>16933339
Based schizo

>>16935698
What does that cover have to do with literalism?

Imagine a dude in a setting like this. "The crisis of manhood, why weak and women-hating men stay single, and can't meet strong independent, and powerful women standards". Whatever women do is great in todays society, even being pathetic.

>>16935436
She will die alone and never procreate. At least one man will lay hands on her before she dies. She will never have stable friends lasting more than 5 years.

>>16936500
She has alright looks so she's got orbiters, and she has more friends than I've ever had in my life (not that I'm complaining)
>At least one man will lay hands on her before she dies
And then I'll have to go fuck him up because it'll my duty as a brother even though she'll probably have deserved it in the first place

>>16933488
yikes

>>16936536
1) women don't have friends, just a pro tip
2) good luck simping for a genetic dead end. that wasn't really how chivalry was supposed to work. anyway your sister mocks you behind your back.

>>16936538
i know, anon: how can one man be so based? don't try this at home. a "man" like you couldn't pull it off.

>>16933323
I don't get it. What does Pluto do there?

>>16936622
Whatever. She seems satisfied enough by whatever social ties she currently maintains with people, not my business anyway
>simping
kek she's my blood you piece of human garbage. You sound like absolute pathetic trash
> your sister mocks you behind your back
Stop projecting your own feelings of sexual inadequacy
Even if she did I wouldn't care, her opinions don't really matter to me

>>16933488
To anyone being offended by this, just know that its a pasta.

>>16934955
CHECKED

>>16936117
do you have brain cancer?

lotta mad dudes itt

>>16936645
You are my adorable baby, I will feed you.

>>16935758
Cats are creatures of habit and will unironically unfuck your life if you have any amount of empathy for them. My cat wakes me up at 6.30 every day, not a minute more not a minute less. She spells out signals at precise hours and I could tell the hour by what she's doing at any given time. I can't imagine people who live like this and have cats to have any semblance of empathy or sanity. Those cats are enduring incredible stress from this stupid hole's neglect.
One time I was watching these two soibois talk about unrelated matters and they said that "cats are less mainteinance heavy, you only have to clean the litter every few days". Only a desperate cat would shit in a 3 day litter. These people are awful.
I unironically saw OP pic and thought "poor cats".

>>16936652
sorry you got so triggered. you enabling your sister will ruin both of you and you both deserve it. enjoy your jail sentence for assaulting some dude she blew lol

>>16933261
The cover is sloth, one of the seven deadly sins. Greatest of the year? It certainly holds a mirror to our spiritual decay; I wouldn't call that great.

>>16936805
a lot of projection and incoherent seething, very little substance
stay mad at the fact that women exist

>>16936829
Omg lol you're still replying you must really have taken my posts hard. Why would I care what someone who is going to go to jail has to say about anything?

>>16936870
>he can't stop bringing up his fantasies about going to jail and women making fun of him

>>16936880
>i fucked up and embarrassed myself so will play some ill conceived "nuh uh you" card
K.
Y.
S.

>>16935032
That post wasn't meant to be comedic.

>>16936913
>>16936829

>>16933488

>>16935758
if you neglect them they'll not even complain just find a way to sneak out then hunt their food and have sex
that's the opposite of being a faggot
>>16936797
>My cat wakes me up at 6.30 every day
same
i rescued some abandoned kittens and now i sleep at 3-4am and have to wake up early
before i'd sleep till noon
anyway how do you figure the cats in picture are under stress

>>16935394
sure thing buddy, meanwhile I see 14 twitter capped OPs per day here with some variation of "how does this make you feel, /lit/?"

>>16935110
the redd*t alien is your spirit animal

>>16933488
would this actually work to get her disciplined?
why wouldn't the woman just call the police?

>>16937016
Cause she enjoys being put into place.
She know she deserved it

>>16936986
>anyway how do you figure the cats in picture are under stress
they would be if they lived among trash for a thot with no self-discipline

>>16937334
i don't think modern women think like that anon
maybe for 2 seconds her instinct is to like it but later her pride will set in and she will set all the rescue organizations on you and ruin your life

>>16933265
press F for New York

>>16933261
>wearing shorts at all

>>16935192
>I hope that Corona evolves into a zombie virus.
I can only hope.

>>16937365
but it's not trash for them
just more stuff for them to pounce on and bat round

>>16933261
Is this supposed to be a positive image? Looks like criticism of modern women to me.

>>16933612
>>16933590
Underrated

>>16934647
yeah but it's always
>normalize open relationships
and never
>normalize having self respect

>>16933323
The point would have been missed if their house was clean

>>16935243
My house has never been cleaner since I'm spending 99% of my time in it due to quarantine. Only a truly disgusting person would let their home go to ruin in a time like this.

>>16935307
They are embracing the wine aunt label. If they use it, they own it, instead of letting it diminish into obscurity. Like the N word.

>>16936491

Pathetic is the new empowered.

i fucking hate these people
i hate everyone here
i hate this bullshit monoculture
when do you people fucking grow up and snap out of it?

>>16937495
Battered women staying with their partners is so common there are active efforts to stop it.

>>16934282
>>16934287
My brain over-interpreted it as some kind of layered satire.

>>16937820
When they find something worth living for, all this is forgotten. Until then this camp of vagabonds is their home.

>>16937714
Not him, but shit that's a good point.

>>16933488
stale pasta

>>16933488
It felt good, kinda like a revenge porn.

>>16937820
Seethe harder, chud. I just ate three chocolate bars and left the wrappers next to my bed.

>>16933339
You don't just write this.

>>16938212
I honestly think people who shack should die.

>>16934955
but how can she wash her feminine penis with a sink full of dishes?

>>16933700
Based

>>16933265
In truth, she would be wearing nothing but underwear and dwelling in near darkness to ignore the wreckage of her sad existence. But then how could we notice that she didn't shave her legs? I can relate Jew Dorker BB. That $9 ragazine price though. That will buy a lot of Hot Cheetos to feed to my cats as treats.

>>16933310
maybe you should start, tightass

>>16933261
unintentionally redpilled as fuck. anyone who thinks it's relatable should be given a scarlet letter and flogged on sight

the roastie menace must be dealt with sternly and swiftly.

>>16933261
It's a nice ligne claire illustration and Tomine is a good artist, but I dont think this is the best
>>16933265
>relatable
Clean your fucking room

>>16938283
Who shack? Stay mad, fatty.

>>16938668
You don’t think it’s his best, huh? What do you think his best is then?

>>16938212
>hasn't set up a collyer rat maze for home security
bush league shit ngmi

>>16933339
Anon, that's beautiful.

>>16933261
Has been done before.

don dele mod

>$8.99

jesus, tell me that's the australian edition or sth

>>16933339
Include me in the screencap.

How to be normal funny quirky in 2020:
Drink alcohol
Books aren't for reading just for stacking things
Buy fast food
Live in squalor
Fur babies
don't shave legs but put on lipstick and earrings to go on computer (conference call?)
lamp for extra light
Buy amazon products (amazon product placement)
phone and computer (asocial behaviour is cool - secretly on phone)
buy cheetos mm yummy
be brown skinned female

>>16935060
no, learn to recognize the stalest of pasta.

>>16933261
niggadeboo oh niggadeboo
wherefore is it thou pullst thine most accursed triggadeboo?

>>16933488

>>16933274
celebrity

https://youtu.be/z4LJhkQ7kbA
Related

>>16933261
The sad truth is, we should have been living this way all along. What kind of monster brings children into this revolving germ pit called Earth?

Things will be remembered as PC, PreCovid and AC, After Covid. Why do cashiers have sneeze guards installed? That happened AC.

>>16939820
kys tranny

>>16940095
It’s related.
https://youtu.be/QFy37TG_2Cg

>>16939820
time wasting unfunny post

wow... a room in mess, truly genius

>>16933265

>>16933488
I’ve not tried this, but with my experiences with some women I’ve had, I should’ve.

>>16933339
>mentally record my visuals for me to compartmentalize and archive in digital HD memory for further specifications during masturbations
Pwrfl

>>16937919
>>16934287
Real life kino

Jesus fuck the state of her apartment. It's not hard to keep a small space like that clean. I'm a young man the stereotypical neckbeard nester and my place is spick and span, neat. Not to mention that living in filth like that is damaging to your mental health.

>>16933488
>All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
It's like one of those old school tvs, sometimes you just have to hit it a few times for it to work.

>>16940251
>imagine the smell of all those dirty panties
>SNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF

>>16933323
kek

>>16933261
Anyone else okay with things like clothes and books, papers, boxes etc. being strewn around the floor but food waste left out or on the ground absolutely disgusts you? That shit is unacceptable and a huge red flag.

>>16940411
I understand you completely.

>>16933261
What do you think is in the pill bottles?

>>16937005
Yes, things are different at different points of time. 2010 4chan is not 2020 4chan. A decade went by.

>>16936797
Enjoy your toxoplasmosis.

>>16939315
/r9k/s princess points bedroom drawings too.

You could definitely write a whole novel around this image.

>>16935698
what is satire. reds have serious cases of smooth brain.

>>16940674
So do rightards. /pol/ seethes hard about this cover. Why do retards not understand nuance?

>>16940682
They seem to not understand double meanings. Maybe this cover is doing exactly what is intended and pisses off the right type of brainlets.

>>16933261
Is this image based or cringe? I can't tell.