/lit/ - Literature

>>17142244
haha garlique

>>17142244
How is it doing that??

>>17142253
Kek

>>17142244
So much death, so many brothers fallen. The Italians and their sauce! does their gluttony know no bounds?
I grew up on a farm, laughing with my brothers in fertile fields. The farmer was benevolent and gave us clean water whenever we asked. One day however, his attitude turned sinister. He cut off my brothers and I from our mother stalk, uprooting us and packing us in a crate with no light and no love. We heard whispers of a "super market" but this alien word was unknown to us at the time.
When we arrived, my brothers were curious to find many different families all stocked together. We were thrown onto a display to dance and stink in humiliation.
It was Giovanni Tortellini that rescued me from this fate. He picked me, 2 of my brothers, and 3 from another family. He said "il sapore dell'aglio"
I would soon find out, that his rescue was a death sentence. I was thrown into a suffocating plastic bag for several minutes, then into an outer brown bag, light was barely visible. The shock to my senses rendered me unconscious.
When I awoke my brothers were screaming. 2 of the other family had already been chopped to bits and thrown into a crimson pool. I believed I had died and gone to hell. My brother was peeled, gored, and mutilated, and all for a sauce.
I do believe the Garlic God took pity on me, and I summoned all my courage to roll out of the room. Covered in filth and grime I rolled for several days till I chanced upon a man who spoke in an accent Ive never heard before.
"Garlic is gross you fucking wop cocksucker, suck my dick, I want a burger"
Burger? What in the world was a Burger? I then chanced to hear the man say
"why the fuck did I leave the US to hang out with a bunch of smelly goombahs, Im leaving"

I have to go do something but I planned to have the garlic fly to America over the ocean.

>>17142244
What a beautiful face
I have found in this place
That is circling all 'round the sun
What a beautiful dream
That could flash on the screen
In a blink of an eye and be gone from me
Soft and sweet
Let me hold it close and keep it here with me
And one day we will die
And our ashes will fly from the garlic clove over the sea
But for now we are young
Let us lay in the sun
And count every beautiful thing we can see
Love to be
In the arms of all I'm keeping here with me
What a curious life
They have found here tonight
There is music, there is sounds from the street
There are lights in the clouds
Anna's ghost all around
Hear her voice as it's rolling and ringing through me
Soft and sweet
How the notes all bend and reach above the trees
Now how I remember you
How I would push my fingers through
Your mouth to make those muscles move
That made your voice so smooth and sweet
And now we keep where we don't know
All secrets sleep in winter clothes
With one you loved so long ago
Now he don't even know his name
What a beautiful face
I have found in this place
That is circling all 'round the sun
And when we meet on a cloud
I'll be laughing out loud
I'll be laughing with everyone I see
Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all

>>17142253
It’s a still life

As I laid me down to rest, I saw shapes form in the dark of my eyes. Triangles and spheres swirling and twirling between My mind’s eye and my closed eyes. as I beheld and contemplated the images, light was granted to my inmost reverie, becoming a vision of another reality.

I saw the hosts of mighty Dead, who’s ash dry bones are breathed into in the valley, such as the valley where erichtho dare clept that nameless one whispered as demogorgon, and I saw Ezekiel and the living breath before him and make flesh.

And the vision sweetens and I see the grinding which makes bread, and of the press which births the red of the child’s lips, and now my body slips and I am falling, falling deeper into a dark realm. And I am in the deep waters and am drowning. But a smell from my memory moves me now.

I am in the great sea, but the sun shines too close. Closer and closer the sun and its light descends upon me. And then my eyes opened and I saw first the sun transmute into a clove of garlic, which opened itself to me. And a voice cries out “to he who perseveres is awarded the crown of tears” and then the garlic became the form of a woman whos Auguste face shines with the Light of the four dignities and the three Luminaries. And she before me opened her bosom and revealed the same dry bone and the breath.

I awoke then and sought out an interpretation

>>17142244
"Set spagaterini cloves to maximum, prepare to jump to celery space." Penne stated. As the brave faguccini expeditionary squad set out on their journey of discovery across the uncharted noodle-nibble-nebula, disaster struck with a shrill shriek from private Ravianoli- his arm seemingly crushed by the inner working components of the GAR1-iC reconnaissance vessel. Ravianolis lifeless body lies below the nearly totaled hotpocket reactor core, just as the ship made it's jump into a nearby system."His arm tore up the reactor pretty bad.." sergeant Naples uttered. "We're going to have to make an emergency landing on one of these planetary bodies." What was supposed to be a simple scouting mission ordered by the Great General Parmesano himself, would soon unfold unto an unfortunate series of events that would test the fortitude of the GAR1-iC ship and it's esteemed crew."Very well, dispatch all remaining power to forward thrusters and set a course to the closest body." Commander Penne said. Penne was a man of great conviction, as much as to be expected from someone who famously survived the bloody pasta brawl on the distant planet, NigNig. Many a ketchup were spilled that day, and Pennes courageous fighting had earned him the full faith of his crew. They rallied behind their commanding officers orders with not a moment of hesitation, charting an intersecting encounter with the little blue planet that orbited a super gas giant officially named "GOY-13" by the ships navigational computers. As the vessel entered the unnamed planets lower atmosphere, commander Penne sent out one of his escape cloves to evaluate the planets surface before it began it's landing procedure.

:P

GARLIC! GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW!

>>17142924
>>17142781
WEW! tripfags!!!! (and namefags!)

tripfags (and namefags) stink! just like garlic!!

>>17142924
I like it. Would've preferred more garlic, but maybe that's just me

>>17143494

100% understandable

>>17143510

Yeah that’s fair, I didn’t want to overpower it with just the one scene but work towards it, give me some time to make some kind of sense of build you. You know? Was fun!

>>17143494
We exist. You don't.

>>17142244
James and the Giant Peach 2: Valeria goes to Transylvania.

Garlic:

Me: mmmmm garlic

Garlic:

>>17143550
>we exist
Oh lad, you probably believe that, don't you?

How weak your grip on self-worth must be

>>17143550
disgusting tripfaggot,
stupid attention whore,
reddit-tier scum...
kill yourself

Bump

>>17143494
gamefaqs? damn, this image feels older than the board

wow bringing all our trip-friends out the closet.

>>17142244
Jews.