/lit/ - Literature

>>17221652
hot girls can have sex; they have no need for books

not so if you consider BookTube /lit/

>>17221652
i'm not
>>17221656
wrong

>>17221668
Is your body swimsuit ready right now, you fat cow?

>>17221668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oYb_fZanus

>>17221652
emmie on youtube isnt fat

>>17221652
Most of the /lit/ girls I've known have been skinny while the YA readers are the fatter ones.

>>17221652
Because girls like to eat books when they are done reading them

>>17221652
I don't know any girl who's into literature irl.

(And online I know girls with book podcasts who aren't fat.)

>>17221652
Stacies don't read books. Ugly ones have to make up for their physical deficiencies

>>17221652
I haven't found that to be the case at all, you must be american or something.

>>17221656
Statistically, attractive girls have fewer sexual partners than ugly or average girls. Overweight girls have more sexual partners than normal weight girls.

i am >>17221668
>>17221672
i am 53kg 165cm. i've been posted in the thinspo threads on /fa/. how about you anon?
>>17221792
can confirm

I've never seen a fat girl who liked literature. Fat girls only read Harry Potter.

>>17221805
*ahem* you know the rules

>>17221702
As an ugly and skinny woman I can confirm, there's no future ahead of me so I read

>>17222230
Will you marry me?

>>17222230
>ugly and skinny woman
Based. You can be my Wendy and I can be Jack. Without the going insane part, I promise.

>tfw fatfag

My goal is to have a wife who steadily gets fatter and who I can also talk about books with.

>>17221668
>>17221805
>>17222230
I will literally kill every other male in this thread for your hand in marriage.

>>17222230
post feet you goddamned whore

>>17221652
too busy reading to do sports

>>17222690
chivalry is not dead

>>17221805
Please start an onlyfans. You think I'm joking, but I'm not fucking playing, start one so I can give you money to say my name while reading Faust. Please give me this, I can't take it anymore

>>17222230
This >>17222732 applies to you as well

>>17222732
this is actually a good idea, i will consider doing it once i finish my thesis lol

faust is a good place to start, what other books would you like me to read? other anons feel free to chime in, i just might do this.
>t. have wanted to start an onlyfans for awhile where i don't get naked but just read books and review films.

>>17222753
shut the fuck up you dumb whore, you will never get my dick

>>17222753
Why does every woman fall prey to the cyber-brothel?

There are two general types of nerds, the skinny and the thicc type. That goes for both boys and girls.

>>17222753
Yare yare.. it would be *very* unwise for you to do such. Now will you please tell me if I have to kill everyone ITT to marry you?

>>17222795
Nerds don't exist. Stop gobbling up the archetypes ((they)) try to sell you from Hollywood.

>>17222800
nerd

>>17222753
>t. have wanted to start an onlyfans for awhile where i don't get naked but just read books and review films.
That would actually be a superb way to introduce zoomers to high culture, we should get the department of education to sponsor you

>>17222753
I would personally pay you to read the most misogynistic books and I question what's wrong with me, in that I would find that attractive and worth paying for. I loathe the affect you nymphs have upon me and my libido. A carnal consumption of my mind.
FUCKING START THE ONLYFANS NOW

>>17222809
You bastard

>>17222800
By nerd I mean an introverted person who prefers to spend more time with his hobbies and less with social interaction. How is this not a real archetype? It's not that everyone fits perfectly within a binary, but this type of person exists.

>>17222814
>>17222812
>>17222799
alright, you've convinced me–– thus begins a new chapter in my life, apparently.

>>17222791
like i said i would do it a nonsexual way, in defiance of expectations. it does make me sad to see all the zoomie girls who think being in le top 2% of onlyfans for committing strange acts with dragon dildos is a worthy life goal.

>>17221652
Compensation

>>17222831
Hmm, it would be interesting in that way then. A sort of satire of the whole enterprise. If it does decent, it may even dissuade other women from pure thottery.

>>17221652
They sit on their ass and eat while they read. What's the mystery?

>>17221792
fewer partners does not mean less sex, learn how statistics work.

>>17221652
My wife is thin and shes into lit. Have you considered that only fat girls want to talk to you OP?

>>17221656
well how do we change that?

>>17222753
>Thesis
On what? I wonder what kind of thesis would an onlyfans Succubus had.

>>17221652
I just want to fuck a fat /lit/ girl bros...

>>17222831
Be careful, onlyfans is a pyramid scheme and 4chan freaks may push you off the internet/destroy your sanity (remember that one booktuber...?). Good luck queen! Werk!

>>17223086
Of all the girlfriends I've had, my fat girlfriend was my favorite. I got to lie on top of her. It was awesome. Her belly was so big and soft, it was like lying on a huge pillow. And her breasts were very soft and pillowy as well. They were fun to play with.

>>17223086
I want either a fat /lit/ gf or a tiny trap /lit/ bf

>>17221687
this

My gf is an 8 and she likes reading. We are going to read notes from the underground next

>>17223193
>My gf is 8
bro....

>>17223059
>kind of thesis would an onlyfans Succubus had.
it is on nietzsche, object oriented ontology, embodiment and some other stuff :3

>>17222774
>>17222791
>>17222799
>>17222812
>>17222814
>>17223059
why are you guys so naive? it's just a man larping as a woman.

I work in a pretty big independant bookstore (about 40 employees) and about 95% of them are women.

I only have 1 fat coworker and she's pretty cute desu.

>>17221805
SHOW
BUTTHOLE
NOW

>this thread
god i hate women and the fucking bastards who enable them

>>17224093
There are unironic simps on /lit/.
The entire board must be purged.

>>17223220
right!, a little too old for me as well

my gf is 90lbs and reads daily :)

>>17221805
yeah, sure thing, Ms. Piggy.

i just don't like women. their minds are different to mine. consequently i don't like a lot of men, because their minds are also defined in relation to feminity which causes them to act like a woman pretending to be a man.

>>17221652
>>17221668

>fat
>wears glasses
>reads YA books
>nerd
>socially aware but not popular

>>17222723
top kek

>>17222812
>introduce masses to high culture
yeah good luck buddy

>>17224552
We have to try

>>17221652
reading is a sedentary activity