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Why do women have such terrible taste in literature? I tried to fix a literal John Green fan but

>at my friends house
>his sister is reading John Green
>at least she is reading instead of on her phone, never see her check her phone once
>tell her she's a smart girl
>she smiles and says thank you, why do I think so?
>because you're constantly reading instead of checking your phone
>she smiles and says yes I can't stand how much people are always looking at their phones and I love books
>chat back and forth and explain to her about the canon
>she seems interested and tells me she would like me to give recommendations
>tell her though in my experience smart girls don't read John Green
>she says jokes on you
>look at her confused
>She says I don't have any experience and holds the book in front of her face and looks at me over the top
>tell her if she has time I would love to help
>she says okay and asks if I could pick her up after school
>sure
>end up spending the whole afternoon trying to teach her the Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner
>she actually memorizes a decent amount and seems proud of it
>come over later that week and see her reading John Green

You can take the girl out of the pleb but you can't take the pleb out of the girl

>> No.17225378

Ah, you did this all for vanity's sake, brother?
Don't you know that women are a meme?

>> No.17225382

>>17225367
KEK nice fanfic, anon. What is wrong with John Green?

>> No.17225386

>>17225367
Why the fuck don't autistic kids understand you can't FIX people?

>> No.17225392

>>17225378
I do now

>>17225386
Why not?

>> No.17225395

>>17225367
>tries to write cringe greentext story
>real cringe is that he thought he could write a believable greentext story

>> No.17225419

>>17225392
There is a good reason women aren’t allowed around anything important

>> No.17225450

You're so fucking gay and dumb, bro

>> No.17225461

>>17225419
They are allowed around important things tho

>> No.17225481

Imagine having a girl smiling at you 2 times and thinking this is actually an invitation to teach her about literature and not an invitation to put your dick in her mouth.

>> No.17225492

>>17225481
A girl being friendly isn't the same as horny

>> No.17225493

>meet cute girl
>she seems kind of interested
>immediately find a flaw in her and force her to correct it
yeh, I'm thinking this is why you're a virgin

>> No.17225498

>>17225419
the second most powerful person in the world is a woman

>> No.17225503

>>17225492
In my experience women never smile at men they don't like.

>> No.17225507

>>17225492
true, but a smile is more likely to mean "I want you to force your cock down my throat" than "I want you to force your bad taste in literature down my throat"

>> No.17225510

>>17225493
She's like fifteen, imbecile

>> No.17225513

>>17225503
That's true, they don't, but "like" can mean anything from friendly thoughts to sexual impulses.

>> No.17225515

>>17225510
Groomer

>> No.17225517

>>17225510
so she's too old for you?

>> No.17225518

i met a lefty girl on tinder and tried discussing baudrillard, debord, foucault, zizek with her and she had no idea what i was talking about

>> No.17225520

>>17225503
They don't dislike you unless you give reason. Women smile at me all the time and are very friendly, doesn't mean they're horny

>>17225507
Canon isn't bad taste

>> No.17225525

>>17225510
imagine thinking you can change someone's behavior overnight

imagine immediately judging a FIFTEEN year old for not reading the books you want her to read after one week

>> No.17225534

>>17225367
>she can't enjoy subpar lit
Bro, relax.

>> No.17225539

>>17225525
I'm not expecting her to read everything dense, I gave her a poem which she actually said she liked and told me she read three times but the original habit of reading YA is the thing and it's not about reading something so much as not reading garbage

>> No.17225568

>>17225518
Stop trying to pick up women by name dropping philosophers

>> No.17225578

>>17225367
Underage post

>> No.17225590

>>17225568
then what do?

>> No.17225592

>>17225367
Not everyone likes literally every book. If you want to convince someone to stop reading YA, find books specifically tailored to her tastes. What do you think is going to happen, if you just throw The Greeks at her she'll magically decide modernity is evil and ride your dick and have 8 kids with you? If she likes romances, give her romances that are actually good. Something light to start like Murakami's short stories or Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

>> No.17225594

>>17225590
Pick up women by name-dropping radical revolutionaries.
I got a girl's number by telling her about Linkola.

>> No.17225601

>>17225481
Imagine believing that OP's story sounds like a real human interaction.

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17225610

>>17225594
>Linkola
>revolutionary

>> No.17225621
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17225621

>>17225610
Being Finnish is a revolution against existence.

>> No.17225713

>>17225592
She's fifteen, just trying to get her in touch with the beauty of literature not marry her

>> No.17226177

>>17225510
NICE!

>> No.17226252
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17226252

I was walking back to my table when a waitress walking in my direction fervently smiled at me, then walked me back to my table continually talking about how she'll hurry up with my meal and then touched my shoulder when she brought it being very friendly and considerate.

Was she attracted to me? I know women use social ques subconsciously, but are some people just friendly?

>> No.17226284

>>17225367
>anon harasses friend's preteen sister for not reading the western canon

>> No.17226292

>>17225367
>Stop liking things that I don't like: the OP post.

>> No.17226304

>>17226284
>preteen

>> No.17226318

this entire thread is predicated on the false belief that women should be literate and allowed to read. they should not be.

>> No.17226354

>>17225510
and?

>> No.17226377

>>17225621
kek

>> No.17226384

>>17226318
But how would Wagner get his /lit/ wife Cosima if she wasn't well read?

>> No.17226390

>>17226252
that's suspiciously way beyond friendly

>> No.17226405

>>17225367
master LARP-sama, is that you?

>> No.17226411

>explain to her about the canon
cringe pseud

>> No.17226430

>Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner
the absolute state of /lit/