/lit/ - Literature

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>>17254295
if i dislike a book i return it

That's a waste of paper and of fine, drinkable piss.

>>17254295
>frogs

>>17254345

If I like one I eat it

>>17254345
tranny

>>17254295
can I have it?

i tried on a condom on for the first time and it was way too tight to where it felt like i was losing blood flow on my dick, i couldn't even unroll the whole thing on my dick. am i supposed to have a slightly moist penis before putting the condom on? or am i supposed to stretch the condom first? the instruction didn't really help

>>17254295
I wish i had that book innmy hands right now

>>17254295
If I dislike a book I eat it, shit it out, and then attempt to reassemble it into an approximation of its original shape.

>>17254514
You will never be a real man.

>>17254295
If I dislike a stupid OP post, I pee on my computr98y28tyio8ysuyte987y6

>>17254514
get xl size next time my brother in big cockedness

>>17254808
I was trying to make sense of this, then I realized that you were ironically posting as if you had actually peed on your computer as suggested in your post. Nice!

>>17254514
Had the same problem when trying one on for shits-and-giggles at 15. Turns out I need costum sized ones; check out my.size condoms.

pics or you are a liar OP

When i get a blunt, i light it.
Take two pulls, and get excited.

op u should make that into a dope ghetto tech track

As a kid a did many retarded things and would later call them "experiments". Once, I ate a handful of mud, threw up, and explained to my disgusted mother that I had to see the way an earthworm lived. Now I too live in the dirt, observing the trees grow. Seeing them turned to paper methodically. And then some faggot like OP goes and destroys hard workmanship. Suck my dirt-covered worm. Suck it hard.

>>17254345
>weebshit

>>17255610

i once drank my own piss while jacking off in the shower

>>17254295
Thank you for your service

>>17254295
If I like a book, I wrap it around my long cock and fuck it

>>17254345
You will never be a woman

>>17255601
I did the same thing with leaves. I ate a bunch of leaves from a tree to see if i could live in the wilderness by my own. I came to the conclusion that if the leaves left me full i would leave my home and become my own free man. I then instantly threw up.

>>17254295
i dislike pee. it insists on itself.

>>17254295
This was assigned by a professor. I shit on it and left it in a hole in the forest of the Olympic Peninsula on my post semester backpacking trip.

>>17257038
Based beyond retardation

>>17254295
>If I dislike a book, I pee on it.

what if someone wants to read the book later on? that person would have to hold that book full of pee stains

>>17255648
What the fuck is this and why has this been drawn?

>>17257051
one time i drank pee no cap kinda burns

if ur ever showering w someone and get the urge to drink their pee just know that it will burn going down

>>17257132
Like an alcohol chemical type of burn or a hot coffee temperature type of burn?

>>17257168
closer to alcohol but worse. doesnt burn your mouth so much as your throat