/lit/ - Literature

>>17382811
please post some better gilfs at least

>>17382811
Jannies you forgot this one

>>17382811
why does onions say onions

>>17382831
its just a filter
just like desu
back when it was a big deal and everyone was called that
they could have made one for "incel" and "tranny" but I suppose they aren't really taking fights anymore

>>17382844
basedboy basedoboyo f-slur desu desu

>>17382831
onions? trannies? jannies? nigger? incel? which word is onions?

MA'AM KEEP YOUR LEGS OPEN AND KEEP QUEEFING AND TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE BOOK

>>17382853
soiboi

>>17382856
hahahah you basedboy you'll never know hahahaha onions onions onions onions onions onions

No, no, no OP. You have to post loli or CP if you want to get banned for good. Weak shit like that will only get you 3 days.

I'll keep bumping so you get banned sooner doe.

Funnily enough, did you know that you won't get banned if you censor nipples and genitals on a blue board? Isn't that funny haha

I've posted pics like this and my threads managed to last enough to get archived. It's that easy lol.

mods are asleep
talk about literature

>>17382811
Is this the new nigger anus?
Have we reached a new epoch?

Mods must really be asleep

hahaha based!
>>17382944
Her suit started to incorporate the chip, and Samus felt it starting to get tight. Also, she was hot. VERY hot. Sweat burst from her forehead for a moment as her breasts started to burn, and a fierce itching started right above her vagina. She reached down to scratch it, but was stopped as her entire body lanced with fire. Her suit felt even tighter as things seemed to get smaller? It was strange. Suddenly, without warning, her suit started to bulge out with a solid rod from right above her crotch. It grew out, to 14 inches, and grew as round as a soda can. She grabbed the cock as it grew in her suit, feeling its massive length with her hand. It finally stopped growing and she gasped, then bent over in pain as one, and then a second, massive balls dropped from under it. Her body ached from the sudden new weight, but she wasn’t done.

After her cock was done, she started to grow in other ways too. She grew taller, reaching a height of 6’6”, easily towering over many species. Her arms grew more dense as muscle grew on them, her abs more toned, and her legs and butt bulked out. She wasn’t stocky, or massively muscular, but she was built. Her legs needed to support the weight she was carrying, and they were nice now. In a final spurt of growth, her breasts enlarged as well, growing to nice 38 DD’s, with her nipples solidifying at a good 1.5 inches long, unerect. Her suit stretched to its limits with her, barely managing to keep her new size contained. Her cock was clearly on display, looking like a third leg jutting down in front of her, and she felt incredibly horny. Incredibly. She started to stroke her cock with her hand, feeling it up and down, while the other hand groped at her breasts. Everything was so sensitive! Her suit, sensing her needs, withdrew and let her feel flesh. She went quickly, furiously stroking herself and bringing herself to a climax. She barely held on as her cock tightened, growing out another 2-4 inches before she blew massive squirts of cum, fountains of it, out of her cock. Three, four, five... twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen times she cummed. Her hands, lower body, and the floor were covered in cum as she was finished, but she felt there was another load of equal size in there already. This was amazing!

“Wow, 3.5 gallons of cum right there. That is really impressive!” The AI said. “So, do you like this mod? Does it work for you?”

Samua, too winded to do anything, nodded.

“Shall we make it permanent?” The AI asked.

She nodded again, and the chip became a permanent part of her. This was now her, a massive, toned, large-breasted horsecocked futa.

“Uh, a quick rundown of your abilities.” The AI said. “You have essentially endless cum, an ability to detect women who are fertile, a musk to make them more attractive and yes, let’s see, interesting... you developed some rare traits we well...”

>>17382934
>clone wars battlestar gallactica crossover

Any novels featuring oyakodon (Parent and child donburi)?

Okay to keep it somewhat related, has a book ever made you coom?
After reading the passage where Yossarian and nurse Duckett have sex I immediately went searching for white women with small tits and a big butt to coom to (I was like on day 3 of NoFap)

>>17382974
I've never felt any emotions from a book other than mild disgust from Cows and mild to moderate amusement from everything else.

>>17382966
god, you dont even understand the draw, the impressive part is that she is Pregnant!

Okay this is hilarious. Mods literally don't give a shit, let's see how much we can increase the bump count before the thread finally gets deleted.

THIS IS A BLUE BOARD, STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17382974
I have never slinged the butter to any non lemon book that I can recall

This is exactly like I thought the little girls in 120 Days of Sodom looked.

>>17382974
murakami fuck fuck scenes always make me hard

>>17382995
>non lemon book
???

Guys please
I'm still at work

>>17382997
except not anime, Sade had better taste.
Much more of a boils, warts, and prolapse chad.

I have to admit that I also got hard to Lolita (unsurprisingly). Specifically the scene where Humbert cooms over her body when she's asleep

>>17383004
its 10pm anon

>>17383001
lemon means erotic to some

>>17383004
get to work bogging your knob nimrod

>>17383011
Best lemon boox so i can feel something?

>>17383004
Your boss just called me, he told me you got a promotion and a pay raise for browsing this thread.

>>17383008
wtf spoiler asshole

>>17383009
Hes probably oreintal

>>17383015

>No you can't just post that, you're hurting my feelings this is a blue board!
Watch me. When the mods sleep, the anons come out to play hehe...

>>17383011
I like Kenkou Cross because Im not a freak like the other anons here

I also have to admit that I got an unfortunate tingling sensation at that part in Brave New World where they mention prepubescent children are encouraged to explore their sexualities...

Did you that that last part was probably inspired by the Etruscans? Their children participated in the same activities as the adults, they even mention that they preferred to make love to the little girls and teens their age...

Then again, this board is obsessed with the Greeks, who undeniably engaged in pederasty.

>>17383066
>Etruscans coomers
there's a book on this. Can't recall the name.

Any literature about the trap phenomenon in Brazil?

MOds on /lit/ are fucking pathetic.
Beyond useless

>>17382853
faggot

>>17383085
I mean, women are going to have to step up their game if they want to compete with THIS.

>>17383078
literally never happened. They only engaged in sex with cute dog boys.

Now considering becoming a janny

>>17383084
Someone posted a passage in /his/, that's how I found out about it.

>>17383088
They're probably jerking off to the thread right now

I hope mods aren't getting paid for this ineptitude

>>17383093
they unironically only take leftists/trannies

> let the board turn to shit ... But loli porn is ok

Fucking mod logic.
Degenerates

>>17383089
wtf don't call me the f-slur you homophobic trog

>>17383117
do mods get fuckin paid?

>>17383117
THEY
DO
IT
FOR
FREE

>>17383120
This is based on? I am unironically considering applying to be a /lit/ janny next time they have applications open. This is absurd. This is a fucking blue board and there's a decently long thread full of loli. Come on, now.

>>17383120
>>17383130
mods get paid, jannies do it for free

How do you lobby moot mk2 to get a new mod?

The current ones need to be put out to pasture

>>17383132
homosexual

>>17383136
Can't work out what is more pathetic.

"I'm a professional mod on 4chan"
"I moderate 4chan for free"

>>17383145
ITS
A
BLUE
BOARD
ABOUT
BOOKS

>>17383132
they are probably on a discord meeting now. This isn't really the average day on this board

Lolicon Chads RUN this board
Don't you forget, pay tribute to the nymphets of /lit/!

>>17383154
Imagine organizing a raid on /lit/

The loli train won't stop.
The ride never ends!

>>17383151
so dont click on the gaping gilf thread dingus go argue about kantian ethics

>>17383149
this sort of question almost deserves it's own thread, it's also almost not worth thinking about

>>17383166
There should be no "gaping gilf" threads on a blue board. I grow so tired, bros.

>>17383162
not a raid, you share a board with this people

>>17383154
>>17383162
>literally one thread that jannies fell asleep on, so its shit inside of
>a raid

> lets the board turn to shit
> supports loli porn and paedophilia

Yep. I'm tHinking /lit/ has the worst fucking mod

You WILL enter the thread
You WILL post a reply
You WILL fap to the pics
and you WILL love it

>>17383177
I've been on here for a few years now and this has only happened a handful of times. Thissa raid.
>>17383180
This is the second porn thread to get to 70+ posts in the last hour.

>>17383184
if it were a raid it would not be only one thread, there would be dozens of it.
i've been here for a while too.

>>17382811
Toasting in an epic bread desu

this is a very good thread

>>17383184
Yah, because its a shit thread, if it happened on most top threads id concede the point

Dont you remember nigger anus?

It's official boy, we /b/ 2.0

>>17383184
So there was an earlier raid.....and the mods have let a second one happen....on the same day?

Degenerate mod is probably raiding his own board. Fucking faggot. Mod needs replaced

>>17383203
i need to visit thailand or vietnam soon to see qt teens and coom covidbegone

We're getting close now

Been up for almost 1 hour now. I need a /lit/ alternative NOW.

MODS AND JANNIES BTFO

I WANT TO FUCK THIS POKEMON

Okay this is just a tad bit sad, how the fuck does a board get this bad?

>>17383250
goodra

Holy shit bros

It's like jannies are leaving it up on purpose. Like a school janitor who leaves shit on the floor to protest for being underpaid. No jannie, nobody is going to pay you. Do your job and remove the fucking thread.

>>17383254
diversity :3

Threads been up for an hour

Mods don't give a Fuck

WE REACHED 100 BUMPS
JANNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>17383267
You think your punny squeling will make us? we are taking this all the way to the capital until we get payed.

Biden is going down unless he pays the jannies..

jannies suk my dick

YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>17383267
>>17383272
There's a Mr. Oinkers thread on /pol/ with his fucking asshole and timestamp and everything that's been up for an hour. Have all the mods and jannies quit?

I mean, peadophilia is one thing, but Why does it have to be shitty anime faces?

Buckle up bros, we're heading for the 200 milestone!

>>17383302
honestly i missed Mr Oinkers, haven't seen it since he got doxxed

>>17383302
>he goes on /pol/
shouldnt you be headed back to rddit now migatard?

>>17383307
why cant it be venus bodies
fuck this cruel world

>>17383307
So this is real Anarchism. It's beautiful.

>>17383313
>shouldnt you be headed back to rddit now migatard?

posting in the best thread in the catalog rn

>>17383316
Ask and you shall receive :)

>>17383319
looks like gabe newell

>>17383320
your not supposed to quote when you onions man me newfag

>>17383307
Quiet, peasant. We run the board now.

>>17383319
Yah, gabe is a little based.

>>17383312
Well he's back. The end times are coming.
>>17383313
Yes I browse on occasion. That's how I get the news.

thread related
https://www.strawpoll.me/42514205

>>17383341
Loli gets a bit boring

Now something for the faggots (you know who you are) of the board.

>>17383341
Im complaining about your arrow broadhead looking faces with the minimal amount of detail. its like you are jo's to fucking featureless dolls. Get some factial definition of some sort. I come to sexy faces and sexy bodies, not fucking doll heads.

>>17383348
checked

JANNY ON SUICIDE WATCH

Gay

>>17383361
I hope you're not suggesting, ugh, "Western" artists. Everyone has at least SOME standards, right?

>actual picture of the jannies right now

>>17383384
no, just something better than bog standard sweatshop japshit. there is some decent eastern stuff that can make actual faces too, but the disease is strong.

>>17383397
>>17383405
>what actually happens IRL

>>17383408
You are more than welcome to post. What are the jannies going to do, ban you?
LMAO

Holy shit, almost 150 replies!
BASED

Mods what the fuck

Balls lol

>>17383429
Mods are dead, we are your overlords now!

>>17383436
this is a half decent face!