/lit/ - Literature

>>17529750
I have been talking to a girl for a while and she is interesting and she has blonde hair and nice eyelids and I have a foot fetish and I want to lie down on the sofa while she holds my neck and force feeds me her toenail clippings

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

>>17529789
cringe

>>17529789
>spartacus for 90s kids

I'm excited tonight bros.

Last semester I went out for a couple weeks with this gal who was just spectacular. She was beautiful, smart as a whip, she had a great sense of humor, always quick with puns, just an all around knock out.
Unfortunately we parted ways due to some personal stuff on her end and she wanted some space. I was a little bit sad cause we were having such a great time together, but I understood. And I wasn't too upset because there were some other flirts I was able to get to in the meantime.
I'm excited because the new semester's kicked up and she's back in town. I hit her up since I still had her number and we were back to making silly puns all over again, it was like not a day had gone by. I asked her if she wanted to go out and do something, so tomorrow morning we're gonna grab some coffee (she's a caffeine fiend) and head to the record shop.
I can't wait to see her again bros. She's so cute and much smarter than I am in so many ways. Probably more well-read too, and she loves all that old stuff the same as me: Gershwin tunes and 40's movies. I think things are brewing up again and it makes me happy.

>>17530475
And???

I’ve been overweight for my entire adult life and that’s both extremely embarrassing and depressing.

>>17531224
I was too. That is, until I discovered amphetamines.

>>17531099
I hate dubs they're coarse and rough and they get everywhere

>>17529750
I just wish I could be happy. I can't imagine living for another couple of decades in this mental state, I'm miserable and don't see a way out. I have no passion or ambition anymore. I feel nihilistic. At least life is relatively short. Now that I'm 30 I'm starting to realize how short a decade can feel. Before I know it I might be 80 years old. I wonder what will happen in the meantime.

How do I stop hating teenagers

Makes me cringe in disgust when I see them, especially seeing them talk about politics or religion or whatever

I feel like giving up on writing and on life. Depression has its grip on me yet again; I'm so sick and tired of it. I will never get published, my work will never be taken seriously; every word typed is only a brief delay of the inevitable.

guys stop being so depressed geez

What does it mean "to be jumped down"? I'm reading Persuasion by Jane Austen right now and I don't get Louis's accident. How did she get jumped down by Captain Wentworth, what does this even mean?

i just don't know anymore but i'm pretty sure i used to

>>17531072
I don't know this feel

>>17529750
I miss londonfrog

>>17529750
I knew stepping off the wagon would lead to regret, but I think it's just inevitable that I should slowly destroy my body before I finish the novel I care so much about.
>>17531072
why must you torture we antisocial fags so? I'm happy for you, but unhappy for myself after reading your account.
>>17531316
you shouldn't hate people who are at an earlier stage of development than you. And don't pretend like you were really cool and bright as a teenager, because you definitely were not.
>>17531391
Have you asked for feedback from fellow writers? Because feedback helps improve your writing, even if you think it's harsh.

Circumcision is pretty cool

>>17531904
uhh he posts every day

>>17532275
Good lord, that's a degenerate take.

>>17529750
What're some /lit/ approved films to watch while snowed in?

It's 1 AM now and I'm starting to feel better. This same pattern happens every day, my mood tanks around 7 PM and it starts to rise again right around now. I wish I knew why, my brain chemistry must be insane.

Fagmods will ultimately delete one of these threads. Which one will it be? Who will die and who will live? The loaded gun is pointed at your head in this game of Russian roulette.

i unironically love vaporwave

I feel like I am one little realization away from losing my subconscious angst which I have noticed physiologically affecting me for a couple years, but I don't know how to reach that realization.

>>17529750
I have a strange relationship with my ex of 6 years.
We broke up a year and something ago and we both seen and fucked other people in the mean time but we still come back to each other once in a while.
Nothing sexual and of course nothing love-related, it's way to late for that, but we talked for a while, drink something and maybe kiss for a while when we are drunk enough then we are back to our lives.
It's pleasing to have someone I shared so much with, someone I learned to trust to talk with but I can't help thinking where we are going.
We both don't want to start another relationship, not with each other nor with other people so...I don't know. I really don't know.

It's been weeks since I last fapped and I don't want to do it again. It will also be a few years until I'm in a position of marriage. It is really frustrating and I don't know how to deal with it.

>>17532227
I don't mean to torture you, fren. I am showing you: if I can make it, you will too :)

>>17533668
You're supposed to bang your exes, not make out with them