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You are at your local bookshop. Suddenly you see this guy browsing through YA section. He shouts "Phonies" and "Ducks" from time to time. What do?

>> No.17734925

>>17734922
get ready to be shot

>> No.17734931

>>17734922
Call him autistic.

>> No.17734973

Rape him

>> No.17734984

>>17734922
I too am a repressed homosexual smoker. However, unlike holden, my resting bitch face and unfriendly demeanor means that I don’t have the friends or charisma he does. We make out. We’re both switches so the sex works out well. We get married. We get high and people watch in the park on sundays, to us everybody is a phony because only we exist. We’re the kings of the world.

>> No.17735091

>>17734922
break into my parent's house and rape my sister.

>> No.17735111
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>>17734922
>>17735091

>> No.17736863

>>17734984
Shut up, flit.

>> No.17736878

I start touching his head

>> No.17736931

>>17734922
>If you was a fish, Mother Nature'd take care of you, wouldn't she? Right? You don't think them fish just die when it gets to be winter, do ya?

I don't why, but this line always stuck with me

>> No.17737072

>>17734922
What was his problem?

>> No.17737202

>>17737072
no pussy

>> No.17737205

Anime