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Write out his inevitable wikipedia page.

>> No.17989889

>Early Life
>
>A chink-kike hybrid born in the tropics, Waldun was influenced by Talmudic scholarship from a very early age.

>> No.17989964
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17989964

“He was based. The end.”

>> No.17989981

>>17989964
cringe*

>> No.17989999

>>17989981
Bro u just wrote cringe

>> No.17990032

>Controversy
>Accusations of Sexual Assault
>In 2025 over 30 men, many who were underage ast the time, came forward and described the grooming process they were subjected to over the course of several years on Waldun's discord server. Claims ranged from emotional blackmail to physical threats, and being forced to insert whole copies of The Learned Disguise into their rectum under threat of being banned from the server.

>> No.17990033

>>17989874
dubs and I make a cum tribute to Waldun and post it here

>> No.17990041

>>17989874
Died of syphilis

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>>17990033
Oh God...

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>>17990033

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>>17989874
>The next Doctor Who

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>>17990033
You better deliver, anon

>> No.17990084

>>17990033
Bueno

>> No.17990113

I've heard he's a great singer
https://streamable.com/hv7ntz

>> No.17990138
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17990138

>>17990033
I'm interested

>> No.17990139

>>17989999
I don't remember posting The Learned Disguise.

>> No.17990183

>>17989889
Hes not a hapa, is he? I thought he was fully Chinese.

>> No.17990200

>>17990183
He is a hapa. Mum's a chink, dad's an aussie.

>> No.17990204

>>17990068
Can you fucking kill yourself already?

>> No.17990209

someone post the erotic fanfiction copypasta

>> No.17990211

>>17990033
BASED

>> No.17990214
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>>17990204
Hold still a sec.

>> No.17990225

>>17990214
Do u like your ass eaten?

>> No.17990269

>>17990033
EPIC

>> No.17990287

>>17990033
Waldun maek my pouussi yuraethra whet

>> No.17990291

>>17990200

Him being hapa explains alot.

>> No.17990310

this article is a stub

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>>17990033

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>>17990287
>>17990269
>>17990211
>>17990033
>>17990138
>>17990084
>>17990074
>>17990050
>>17990042
I had to use a screen because I dont have a printer so my cum looks transparent but here it is.

>> No.17990369

>>17990364
looks like spit

>> No.17990373

>>17990364
That's all the cum that comes out of your penis? C'mon now.

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>>17990364
>>17990369
>>17990373
heres with flash turned on to prove its cum

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>>17990378

>> No.17990383

>>17990364
You can do better over the rape scene in the learned disguise

>> No.17990389

>>17990378
Way to deliver

>> No.17990390

>>17990378
NIGGA STOP

>> No.17990409
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17990409

for the /lit/ history books

>> No.17990420

>>17990378
Bruh...
Someone send him this on instagram

>> No.17990426

>>17990420
DO IT AND REPORT BACK, I WILL SACRIFICE EVERY NUT I HAVE UNTO WHOEVER DOES IT

>> No.17990429

>>17990426
I dont use insta but someone else could do it

>> No.17990439

>>17990429
Make a dummy account and enlighten our boi

>> No.17990442

>>17990409
/lit/ never fails to disappoint

>> No.17990446

>>17990409
This chink caused another guy to ejaculate kek waldin confirmed fag

>> No.17990451

>>17990373
I actually masturbated to his face so thats it, my arm was really hurting at the end of it. I don't know why I try to prove myself to the 10 people who post here

>> No.17990465

>>17990451
kek, at least you don't have to deal with the shame of someone who called dubs and never delivered.

>> No.17990466

>>17990439

>>17990138

>>17990074
>>17990042
>>17990050

>> No.17990474

>>17990409
You should widen it and show all the replies, if you don't mind my criticism.

>> No.17990476

>>17990451
Bro, you're a legend and waldun is a faggotsexual for making you cum like that

>> No.17990490

>>17989874
>scruff
He looked better babyfaced when I thought he was a qt azn grl.

>> No.17990494

>>17990364
Disappointing.

>> No.17990501

>>17990383
>rape scene
Man, I guess I better pick that back up.

>> No.17990512

>>17990501
Buy it and cum in it

>> No.17990523
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>>17990512
I own it. I had trouble getting through the first few chapters.

>> No.17990532

Can someone give me the gestalt on this guy. Isn't he just a youtube book reviewer

>> No.17990539

>>17990523
cum on it

>> No.17990540

>>17990523
Then just cum in it and move on

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>>17990378

>> No.17990554

>>17990539
>>17990540
That's from when I first bought it. Unfortunately I don't have it with me at the moment. I wouldn't cum on it anyway. I'd save that for Waldun's soft cheeks

>> No.17990559

>>17990554
Creamy cheeks waiting for a sharp knife to be dug into them so they can shoot nice red love out them eh bud

>> No.17990591

>>17990559
The fuck, anon.

>> No.17990595

>>17990559
Based and Mishimapilled

>> No.17990597

>>17990591
Lick my shit faggot

>> No.17990643

Good job guys

>> No.17990655

>>17990200
Really? Wow, he doesn't look half white at all. I guess that explains the hair. I always thought he just put it in curlers or something lol

>> No.17990663

>>17990409
Will Walden feel honored or grossed out?

>> No.17990675
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>>17990523
Cum on it

>> No.17990692

Blessed thread

>> No.17990726

>>17990523
You have to deliver it bro, you can’t let everyone in the thread down

>> No.17991115

Who is this?

>> No.17991118

>>17991115
The most talented youth of our time, RC 'Cola' Waldun

>> No.17991123

Man, young people really dress like fuckin faggots these days.

>> No.17991137

>>17990378
Gross dude

>> No.17991152

>>17990523
Remember when walden did vocaroo’s making fun of himself? Based on that stub thumb I’m thinking this is waldun trying to shit on himself again. It isnt funny

>> No.17991160

>>17990378
You didn't cum enough. I'm not gay but I might have to blow a horse load on this gook's picture just for the bit

>>17991137
Faggot

>> No.17991163

>>17990655
Just messing with ya. I don't know what the fuck he is lol cantonese or some shit

>> No.17991308

>>17989874
Oh man did he get facial hair implants. Sad!

>> No.17991317

>>17991308
FaceApp

>> No.17991343

isn't this just a dude exploiting a niche to make a living of uploading easy videos to youtube?

>> No.17991353

>>17990033
>>17990409
Not only dubs, but triplex dubs; make it a big load anon

Trips and OP must vocaroo “OH GOD WALDUN KUN IM GONNA COOOOOM”

>> No.17991365

>>17990364
>>17990378
>'tis real

>> No.17991425

>>17989874
Hard mode write it in his style

>> No.17991459

>>17991343
Does it matter if he is? Its not a crime to capitalize on a market

>> No.17992085

>>17991459
People should at least be aware of it. Nothing in other anon’s reply didn’t hint at Walcum being “criminal”

>> No.17992345

>>17991152
You're actually retarded if you genuinely believe that was Waldun. You also need to get your hearing checked.

>> No.17992480

>>17990033
>>17990364
>>17990378
>>17990409
>>17991160
What a pathetically small load anon, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. If I get dubs here I will cum tribute him myself just to show you how it's really done.

>> No.17992523

>>17989999
checked, literally 1 digit away from sex

>> No.17992650

cutie patootie

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>>17990378

>> No.17993201

>>17992650
I recently tried to masturbate to one of his videos on my big TV while I lie naked before it, but I just couldn't go through with it, I'm not gay enough.

>> No.17993245

>>17989874
>Is commonly attributed to being the pioneer of the literary movement "Basedism".

>> No.17993252

>>17990364
>>17990378
Well this thread took an unexpected turn.

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>>17990378

>> No.17993423

>>17990033

Thank you for making this thread amazing lmao

>> No.17993480

>>17990532
All style and no substance. Talks about how cool reading looks but I don't think I've seen him review a book. Thinks Dark Academia is a new Renaissance? Chink brainlet 18 year old who thinks he's a lot smarter than he is. Probably will end up with serious depression in a year or two.

>> No.17993564

>>17990033
do it again

>> No.17993804

>>17990032
underrated

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>>17990364
>>17990378
>>17990409
Anon wasn't a fag this time

>> No.17993837

Here we go with the daily promotion

>> No.17993839

>>17992480
>What a pathetically small load anon
this belongs in the screencap

>> No.17994214

>>17993828
He literally was, though, lol.

>> No.17994228

Toasting in epic bread

>> No.17995235

>>17990378
horrible

>> No.17995357

>>17989874
i hate people like this
that dress according just to look more intelectual, someone should beat this faggot

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>>17990378
>>17990364

>> No.17995713

Another person /lit/ hates because they wish they were in his position

>> No.17995718

>>17989874
>>17995357
So many layers, and in the Spring.

>> No.17995742

>>17989874
why do you have to dress like this if you read?
i want to get into reading more but i dont want to end up having to dress like that

>> No.17995759

>>17990378
Nice

>> No.17995771

>>17995742
Too bad bitch boy, put the tweed on.

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>>17990364
>>17990378
Did you REALLY just cum on your fucking screen?

>> No.17996160

>>17990364
>>17990378
Unbelievably based, i cannot describe how much i want to fuck him. He looks so soft and tender.