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1804338 No.1804338 [Reply] [Original]

harry potter was american

what will change? what will be add and what will be removed

>> No.1804339

the change would be he'd get mowed down by a nigga with a 9 the moment he tried to pull that whackass magic bullshit

harry potter my ass ahahahahahahahahahhahaa

>> No.1804347

>>1804339
Oh god can someone please ban this idiot already.

>> No.1804385

>>1804347

I dunno, I admit, it made me laugh. But what does he do, kill keyboards?

>> No.1804386

>>1804385
I h'assassinate em, nigga!

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1804391

Sure is summerfag up this bitch

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>> No.1804672

more explosions and sex
less 'family' stuff, find another way to get it across

>> No.1804677

Harry potter wouldn't be a little bitch.
And he would've got some from Hermoine.

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>> No.1804709

What if Harry Potter was about pizza

>> No.1804716

harry would be twice his weight.

>> No.1805041

maybe he wouldnt be such a pussy, and would actually cast a spell once in a while

>> No.1805051

No Quidditch.

>> No.1805053

Voldemort would probably have some political ideology attached to him and he would be from another country.

>> No.1805054

>>1804709
Yesterday I tried to get pizza but this stupid idiot was all like "Beijing duck a blah blah blllllllaaaahhhhh" and I was like "yeah whatever stupid" and so I ended up having the duck instead and then something similar happened today as well so I was just gonna make my own pizza in my toaster oven but upon uncovering the can of tomato sauce in my fridge I beheld to my horror several large mold colonies growing on the surface. I was thinking about asking /ck/ about the best way to preserve opened tomato sauce but I'll probably put it off.

>> No.1805055

>>1805041
Not with the American education system.

It'd be the OC with magic.

>> No.1806795

wont hagrid be black and ron latino?

>> No.1806809

>>1805054
Oh god can someone please ban this idiot already.

>> No.1806813

>>1805054
>implying you've ever had duck while in Beijing.

Fuck off, you idiot. Go to China.

>> No.1806830

>>1806813
Nooooooo, don't come to China!

>> No.1806835

>>1806830
I am afraid that asshole was already there

>> No.1806848

>>1806835
Maaaaaaan, everybody's in China.

Even me.

>> No.1806857

>>1806848
And me. nigga

>> No.1806861

I AM NOT IN CHINA, AND HAVE NO WISH TO.