/lit/ - Literature

because I have a gf

>>18082268
Who even reads for getting laid? lmao pathetic

>>18082268
Majority of /lit/ posters are past the point of losing their virginities with dignity (out of high school already) so they seek some deeper meaning in literature other than smashing pussy.
There's none

>>18082277
You still have to intellectually stimulate your gf

>>18082279
I tried doing that in high school. I did get laid, but for totally unrelated reasons to reading Plato. Reading philosophy has probably hurt my chances at getting laid. Who would've thought a guy named Sextus would've made me so indecisive!

>>18082268
Learning is one of the supreme delights of life.

>>18082286
>being a coomer in the year of our Lord 2021
it's like you didn't evolve

>>18082306
Thanks for proving my point

>>18082287
I can do that without reading any books because I'm intelligent

>>18082315
No, you aren't

>>18082337
Brainlet cope

>>18082268
Reading is the best way to get laid. At least once a week I get a girl’s number or insta from reading in public

>>18082314
>headcanon

>>18082383
>buzzword deflection

>>18082268
When you turn 18 you will realise that women don't read hard books and any woman who claims to is simply dressing themselves in hard books for aesthetics sake.

>>18082399
Just because you haven't found meaning in life other than sex doesn't mean others are the same.

>>18082315
How intelligent things you say that stimulates her brain?

>>18082371
Are you serious?

>>18082383
Your mom gave head to my cannon

>>18082412
>I don't even WANT pussy hehe what now

>>18082415
What*

>>18082419
Based
>>18082383
BTFO

Reading is gay and effeminate though

>>18082286
>deeper meaning in literature other than smashing pussy.
Sure there is. Genetically engineering humanity so that women are amazons with thick asses and huge titties and men are small energy efficient and cute with big dicks.
It's inevitable btw

>>18082426
>Reading is gay and effeminate though
wrong the more i read the heavier my bench goes up
alpha men read remain irrefuted

>>18082432
Intellectual take

>>18082404
Whereas the motivations that we on /lit/ have for reading "hard books" are entirely pure and have nothing to do with aesthetics

>>18082415
I'll ask her if she's ok

>>18082432
Drop links to this crazy porno you've been reading

>>18082451
Of course. If you meant to display sarcasm in your post you should probably leave this board. You might find people like yourself (feminine faggots) in a discord server or on /r/philosophy.

>>18082420
I spent my early 20s going to brothels, strip clubs and having a one-night stand here and there. Once you grow out of it, once you truly have tasted it, sex becomes just another thing in the world, not this mysterious thing that everyone is talking about. The people who are obsessed about sex are either mentally ill addicts or impressionable virgins. The rest of humanity just thinks it's normal and not the goal in life.

>>18082268
>validating STI infested sluts in the year 2021 AD

>>18082419
>yo mama jokes
whoa very nice! hehe upvoted!

>>18082417
lmao, of course not, Women are inherently shallow.

>>18082490
You will know peace when you finally stop lying to yourself

>>18082515
>going to brothels, strip clubs and having a one-night stands
>thinks he has truly tasted sex
Think again

>>18082611
>it's only sex if it's done in the way that I say
come on now

>>18082419
based

>>18082415
I share my thoughts about whatever she says and she says they're deep and insightful