/lit/ - Literature

>>18207366
>“And so we can conclude that OP will never be a real woman.”

>Like, oh my gosh, I can't believe how much of a hypocrite I am! Wow that's the biggest word I've used all year. My surname is Lovecock yet I just called a guy an incel. I am literally shaking in confusion. What do I do about this y'all?

>we need to talk..

>>18207635
What's hypocritical about that? I legit don't get it
>>18207641
ouch

>>18207366
>Post your favorite passages from this masterpiece

>>18207593
thank God eh?

>Euh, what does my daddy getting audited have to do with my black american express not going through? I want my Christian Dior!

>>18207678
Fuck that shit actually makes me hard. Why is vapidness so hot?

>>18207635
No way in hell would she ever have enough awareness to think she's hypocritical in any way

>>18207366
Do you think she actually wrote it herself or was it ghostwritten, and if so, who could capture a stacies voice so well while not being a stacy themselves

>>18207662
>>18207693
I thought about adding something along the lines of her suddenly gaining consciousness because she realized that was being hypocritical but I couldn't be bothered typing anything out and just decided to let the (you)s roll in
and for that I thank you, my kings

>>18207688
Because it's a very feminine trait, you're naturally attracted to it. Only with social experience you learn how repulsive vapidness is in day-to-day relationship, much like all the rest of femininity.

>>18207775
>Only with social experience you learn how repulsive vapidness is in day-to-day relationship, much like all the rest of femininity.
well no wonder I'm still attracted to it. I never interact with anybody

>>18207797
Good for you, it's nothing but disappointment out there

>>18207819
Should I pay for sex or rather gey a silicone doll?

>>18207825
Why not try both?

>>18207825
You always end up paying for sex one way or other, giving money to a whore is a more sincere transaction for both parties involved than getting exploited materially+emotionally+socially, which is the norm for a relationship with millennial or zoomer female.

>>18207847
because I'm a poorfag that makes less than 3 bucks an hour
>>18207852
true. I wish I could be a male golddigger

>>18207366
If this bitch and I were in a relationship of some kind and I realized the mistake of what nightmare I entered into she would be getting raped and beaten

I can't tolerate dumb whores

>>18207901
But she's a published author and you seethepost on lit

Her life, as empty and meaningless as her head, crawled toward the void.

>>18207919
The only genuine meaning of life is the one you set up for yourself. Stacy Lovecock desires attention, Chad dick and wealth, and I have no doubt she succeeds in all her areas of interest.

I must admit that I was very disappointed the first time I lay down on that bed. Chad and I had been having a wonderful night—we raced up and down the streets of Tampa, where his family was holding a vacation and invited me along, and the car crash had left my body scarred and halfway paralyzed.

It was hard giving up living the dream, really. They told me it would take a year to get back on my feet. But while I was down in the hospital bed, while I had the chance to stare at the ceiling for days on end, while I experienced the inflow of patients with diseases ranging from dementia to teenage cancers, I realized how lucky I was. I realized that if you didn’t get the chance to live life like me, it probably wasn’t worth it at all.

Don’t get me wrong—I love and appreciate all the people around me that don’t look like me. But at the same time, I must admit that they were all missing… something. Something that a blonde girl from LA always had, which they didn’t. It was a cultural sense of purpose and value that literally came out in the way we talked, exchanged emotions, and attempted to communicate. While an imbecile, Chad always had this way of talking to me. We just existed on a higher social level, honestly. It was the product of all the other people around you subconsciously sensing that you were, like, superior to them or something. We just had it good, and when you have it good, when you’re some semblance of aristocracy in a world that is quickly heading into the shitter, well, you tend to notice. And I noticed in my year in bed.

So when I got out, I decided to write this book. I just wanted to explain myself, because all the of the people that I made connections with that weren’t as hot as I was, I’m sorry to say, but I don’t remember you. It’s not really in my programming to remember you, either, considering my body, my face, my genes all propel me onto magazine covers and Instagram stories, where a clean, empty mind is healthy and prized above all else.

But also do know that I care about you all, and know that change is coming. The only reason I’m walking again is because of the gene therapy that stuck in me. Sure, I was ushered to the front of the line because the case made the local news back in Topanga: but still, I know that one day, this will be available to anyone.

Anyone will be able to get a few needles stuck into them and leave behind the world of being a second class citizen in the human hierarchy. So as much as this is a message to you to tell you that I’m sorry about everything that’s happened this past year, I also want to tell you all, whoever may be alive still in that hospital, I want to tell you that it’s going to change. It’s going to change soon. You’ll all be turning literally into me soon, and I just want to say congratulations. Don’t let it go to your head.

>>18207919
yea im sure you have a really rich life

>This wasn't in Sneed's plan. Although he and Chuck'd had a brief, intense romance in college, Sneed thought he'd made it clear that his Suck and Fuck days were over. When he took the store over from his old flame, all he'd wanted was to sit on the porch, watching the city slickers and selling tomacco seeds. But Chuck wasn't one to let things slide. When Chuck's yellowed hand ran rough its calluses down the inside of Sneed's thigh, he knew that although he was a Seeder and a Feeder, he could still Suck and Fuck with the best of 'em. Well, he suspected. He hadn't Sucked nor Fucked in a while, and Sneed was almost surprised to feel his erection tenting the faded denim of his coveralls. Chuck smiled gently and ran his fingers up and down Sneed's cock, starting with the frenulum which, though limned only vaguely by its encompassing denim, was still sensitive to the touch. Sneed gave a small gasp as Chuck traced that wandering finger from the frenulum down to the scrotum, to be fondled only shortly en route via Sneed's hairy grundle to his puckering stinkeye.
>"Chuck..." Sneed started, his voice a breathless whisper. He raised his legs up in the way women do to give birth. Chuck took his grundle and ballsack in the meat of his palm in a clamping grip. His fingers searched and wandered, looking for Sneed's stinkeye.
It gets a lot better but I don't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't read it. Truly a wonder of modern literature.

>>18207939
unironically jerking off to this. post more passages

>>18207825
You can try the doll in brothels depending on where you live. It's 5k for the high quality ones that should last a few years with a bit of care. If that's enough to get you off it's much cheaper than girlfriends or escorts. Provided you live in the first world of course.

>>18208066
I see offers for silicon dolls in the range of 700-1500 bucks where I live. Are those dolls scams?

>>18207825
Just jerk off bro, it’s free

>>18208340
jerking off does more harm than good