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>Alabama: I have something I gotta tell you. I didn't just happen to be at that theater. I was paid to be there.
Clarence: You were paid to be there? Are you a theater checker? You get paid to check up... on the box office girls, make sure theyre not ripping the place off?
>A: Im not a theater checker. Im a call girl.
C: Youre a whore?
>A: *ANNOYED* No, I'm a call girl, and theres a difference.
>A:*SNIFFLES* Here it goes. You know the place you took me last night, the place you work?
C: Heroes for Sale?
>A: You got a boss, right?
C: Yeah.
>A: Whats his name?
C: Lance.
>A: Thats him. He called the place where I work. He ordered a girl for you. He said he wanted you to get laid, seein you didn't get out much and it was your birthday and all. He wanted me to act like I just showed up. How did he know you were gonna be at that theater?
C: Uh, well, I go to the movies every year on my birthday. In fact, he called me up this week to find out what my birthday movie was gonna be.
>A: You're not mad?
C: No, man. I can't tell you-- That's one of the best times I ever had. It was. I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you didn't have a dick.
>A: Stop being so fucking calm about all this! Go look in your house! There's a note on your TV. It says "Dear Clarence," 'cause I couldn't write any more. So I just said, "Alabama, come clean and just tell him what's what. And if he tells you to go back to Drexl and fuck yourself, then go back and fuck yourself."
C: Drexl? What's a Drexl?
>A: Please shut up! I'm trying to come clean, okay?! I've been a call girl for exactly four days, and you're my third customer! I want you to know that I am not damaged goods. I'm not what they call in Florida "white trash." I'm a really good person. And when it comes to relationships, I'm 100%... I'm 100% monogamous.
C: You stay with one guy?
>A: Exactly... If I'm with you, then I'm with you, and I don't want anybody else. Now, I gotta tell you something else. When you said last night... was one of the best times you ever had, did you mean physically?
C: Well, yeah. Yeah, but I'm talking about the whole night. I mean, I never had as much fun with a girl as I had with you in my whole life. It's true. You like Elvis. You like Janis. You like kung fu movies. You like The Partridge Family. Star Trek.
>A: *LAUGHING* Actually, I don't like The Partridge Family.That was part of the act.
>A: Clarence-- and I feel really goofy saying this...after only knowing you one night... and me being a call girl and all-- but I think I love you.
C: Wait a second. Look, I've been tryin' to keep this whole thing in perspective. You just said you love me. Now, if I say I love you and just throw caution to the wind... and let the chips fall where they may, and you're lyin' to me, I'm gonna fuckin' die.
>A: I'm not lyin' to you, and I swear from this moment forth, I'll never lie to you again.

>> No.18279167

>>18279065
is that Christian slater? what movie?

>> No.18279167,1 [INTERNAL] 

Yes. What makes this scene so unbelievable is actually just Lance.

>females
You’re gonna have to learn how to interact with humons again

>> No.18279764

>>18279065
This reads like it was written by some poorly socialized autistic weirdo who only ever heard people talk in movies, who probably has some creepy fetish he doesn't even have enough self-awareness to keep concealed. What book?

>> No.18279823
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>>18279065
Yeah a poor prostitute in the 1990s would totally love Star Trek, kung fu movies and whatever onions shit manchild Cuckentin Cuckoldino likes. Yup for sure. There are totally hot girls that are just big HECKIN epic geeks xD it’s definitely not the case that women who do like nerd culture shit are all insanely overweight and just flat out insane and not fit to breed.

>> No.18279907

>>18279764
Tarantino, foot fetish.

>> No.18280751

>>18279764
Really getting specific there

>> No.18280839

>>18279823
If Quentin puts it into his movies, girls will think it's cool now. Checkmate, copecel.

>> No.18281295

>>18279167
True Romance

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>>18280839
based hopecel

>> No.18281805
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>>18279065
>I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you didn't have a dick.
What did Tarantino mean by this?

>> No.18283317

>>18279065
Go outside.

>> No.18283429

>>18279065

Alabama is literally the idealized woman created by an overweight movie store clerk with a terminal foot fetish.

>> No.18284573

>>18283429
based?
>>18283317
no

>> No.18284969

>>18279823
postmodern themes went over your head

>> No.18284983

>>18279065
Best thing Tarantino ever did by miles. It's not even close.

>> No.18284989 [DELETED] 

>>18284983
django is his best thing

>> No.18284995

>>18284983
i agree. notably he didn't direct it
i just watched kill bill and was eyerolling nonstop at how amateur it was

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>>18284989
>literally just a nigger/cuckhold revenge fantasy