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Future Penguin Classics thread.

>> No.1827895
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>> No.1828153

bumping in the hope of a template

>> No.1828161

Can I get a template/generator?

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>>1828161

>> No.1828172

>>1828161
How hard is this to make in MS Paint or something? It's a picture, a white box and a black box.

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>>1828192
>>1827895
Guys here's a better template. Just sayin'...

>> No.1828212
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I can assure you that I will see this one day.

>> No.1828217

>>1828192

Nice one.

>> No.1828244

>>1828192
wasn't this the original cover picture?

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Penguin can't get her name right.

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>> No.1828277

>>1828265
It's not funny when it looks like a real one.

>> No.1828278

Love these threads, anyone have the Sarah Palin 'Rogue America' or whatever the fuck its called, has a picture of a bunch of female colonialists.

>> No.1828281

>>1828277
Really? I prefer a degree of competence to be demonstrated.

>> No.1828288

>>1828281
Interesting how you confuse confidence with rigid lack of humour.

Good thing you're on 4chan.

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>>1828288
Competence, the word is competence. Also, I don't see how preferring the realistic ones indicates a lack of a sense of humour.

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>>1828364

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>> No.1828535

poor deluded /lit/, one day you will realize that nothing published after 1934 will ever be public domain in america

>> No.1828539

>gray cat
>garfield

wat

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>> No.1828609

>>1828535

>implying america matters

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>>1828364
>>1828340

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>>1828256

Fixed this for you.

>> No.1828694

>>1828691

Fuck you, Klimt is cool.

>> No.1828700

>>1828694

He is.
But now it looks like a respectable book until you see the author and title. Wasn't that the point, or am I missing it?

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>>1828691
>>1828694
That Klimt painting was used for a real book cover.

>> No.1829678

>>1828340
Laughed the hardest at this.

>> No.1830035

Great topic. I laughed hardest at Twilight and Katie Price. Fuck, are those people dumb wasters. Urgh. The sad thing is, standards might slip so much in the future, they become PMC.

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>> No.1830112

>>1830054

Fuck yeah i had just thought about that and what pic to put on it.

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Sorry to be a party pooper but it seems many people in this thread don't really understand how Penguin Classics are designed.

The covers use art contemporary to the novel. Photographs are not generally used unless it is of a sculpture or another form of art.
Modern Classics however, pretty much anything goes.

>> No.1830321

>>1828666
>666
of course

>> No.1830987

are there peguin classics for HP?

>> No.1831025

Oh Penguin Classics and your use of art in the public domain

I recall the first time I saw their version of The Picture of Dorian Gray and wondered why Franz Liszt was on the cover

>> No.1831031

>>1830054
I'd hope that for the Penguin Classics edition they'd get a better foreword than the Dave Eggers one.

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>> No.1831044

>>1831042

ignatius pop

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>>1831044
Nicely played, Anon

>> No.1831060

>>1831031
they could just print katie price's book in full as the foreword and it would be better than the dave eggers one

>> No.1831632

bump

>> No.1831666

I think this is archive material.

>> No.1831670

>>1831666
we don't have to archive threads on /lit/. go back 15 pages, the first thread ever is still here

>> No.1831706

>>1831670
Ha!

>> No.1831710

I request this thread to be archived

>> No.1831776
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Look within your heart. You know this to be true.

>> No.1831818

>>1827892
That's one fancy-pants bottle of lasagna you're got there, Garfield.

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Incoming

>> No.1831965

>>1831933

lold fuckin hard.

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Don't have correct font...but whatever

>> No.1832020

>>1832002
That's a perfect font. Cheating on the design is a very deep way of telling people they are going to be cheated out of a good read.

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>> No.1832145

>>1832106
Hehe!

>> No.1832163

>>1832139
Hahahaha you did it!

>> No.1832173

>>1832139
Why would anybody read a book with such awful characters?

>> No.1832203

>>1832173
The same reason someone would write a book with such characters: they don't know any better.

>> No.1832339

bahahaha, this is awesome.

>> No.1832359

>>1828572
Ayo that be ma JOINT!

ahahahahahahaha

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Verily, the voice of our generation.

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Verily, the voice of our generation

>> No.1833710

bump

>> No.1834116

Another bump

>> No.1834190 [SPOILER] 
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Soon. Very soon ...

>> No.1834706

>>1834652
I'm not going to ask where that picture comes from, because clearly I'm only interested in the naked majiang and that wouldn't be classy.

where does that picture come from?

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>>1834706
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=four+naked+women+playing+mahjong

>> No.1834720

>>1834715
Awesome, thanks!

not that I asked, y'understand?

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>> No.1834724

>>1834706
http://dhaven.org/showthread.php?t=5825

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>>1834724
>Taiwan holds a fruit knife, but it is of no use in a game of mahjong and she cannot bring it to bear. All she can do is hold onto her fruit as the game plays out.

FASCINATING

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>>1832410
That was pretty good.

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>>1834736
Verily, the voice of our generation.
(Sorry, I had to update the pic).

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So many bloated png files in this thread.

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>>1834736
Verily, the voice of our generation.
[Had to update the pic].

>> No.1834795

>>1832106
she's got a hot ass

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>>1834787
>>1828572
>>1831776
>>1832139
>>1834652
>>1834680
Six png files that are all uncropped. Jesus.

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>>1834786
>>1834796
The vast majority (all but one) of those are mine. Beggin' yer pardon, but I spend 9000 hours in Microsoft Paint on each one, and I still never figured out how to crop the photos to get rid of that white.
(Pic related)

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>>1828212

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>> No.1835466

>>1834708
I would buy this

>> No.1835482
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>this is the same thread

>> No.1835485

>>1834723
Who is the artist of this? I love it.

>> No.1835488

>>1827892
>06/04/11(Sat)13:35
>>1835482
>06/07/11(Tue)14:13

I can't believe this shit /lit/

>> No.1835491

>>1835488
HOLY SHIT this has been going three months?!

>> No.1835492

>>1835491
it has. because it is the sixth of july.

>> No.1835506

>>1835491
GTFO eurofag.

>> No.1835514 [DELETED] 

>>1832139

sauce on pic? :D

>> No.1835530

Love this thread.

>> No.1835562

>>1834888
>>1834888
>>1834888
>>1834888
>>1834888
>>1834888
>>1834888
>>1834888
>>1834888
>>1834888


RAAAAAAAAAGE. Murnau's masterpiece SHALL NOT BE STAINED
>>1834888
>>1834888
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>>1834888
>>1834888
>>1834888
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>>1834888
>>1834888
>>1834888
>>1834888
>>1834888

>> No.1835583

Hehe, bump to the top.

>> No.1835595

Someone tell me, why do you guys know so many shitty books?
I mean, I like books even if I don't read that much of them, but I don't know most of the books mentioned there.

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The jury is still out on this one ... or is it?

>> No.1836628 [DELETED] 

Bumpzies.

>> No.1836799

bump

>> No.1836818
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>> No.1836959

>>1836818
Ha! That's pretty good.

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>> No.1837755

bump

>> No.1837850

need I hope they serve beer in hell

>> No.1837856

>>1836997
Fucking baller.

>> No.1838621

>>1837850
Right here:
>>1828741

>> No.1838633

>>1836997
Well played good sir.

>> No.1839149

bump

>> No.1840138

bump

>> No.1840344

is there one for ghostgirl?

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>>1840344
Ask and you shall receive.
[Ohhhoohhhhoohhhohhhhh!]

>> No.1840613

>>1840536
that cover captures the stupid of the novel perfectly

>> No.1841601

>>1840613
hehe, thanks!

>> No.1843731

bump

>> No.1844089
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bl forever

>> No.1844091

>>1844089

>Bruce Lee, Chinese
>cover of your book, Japanese

You fail.

I know multuculturalism makes you feel like you don't have to know anything about other cultures and civilisations because you think saying "I'm not racist" is enough, but it's not. Fucking idiot.

>> No.1844094

>>1834795

LHOOQ

(Elle a chaud au cul)
(Her ass is on fire)

>> No.1844098

>>1832020

Deep.

I'm always toying with the idea of reading this book, but I'll never want to read another Gravity's Rainbow ever again.

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>> No.1844113

>>1834680
or charlotte's web

>> No.1844129

>>1834830

YOU DRAG

THE EDGE

OF THE PICTURE

YOU FUCKING RETARD

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>>1835485

It's by Max Ernst, called The Dressing of the Bride, or something similar

>> No.1844174

>>1828319

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtIeyWOga9A

O, Icarus, fly not too close to the Sun, lest your waxen wings melt

>> No.1844191

more!

>> No.1844192

>>1828666
ANYONE know who made this painting? I love it

>> No.1844210

>>1844192
lol fag

>> No.1844214
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Preacher + Blood Meridian

>> No.1844245

>>1844210
More like violent cannibalism, but okay.

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>> No.1844289

>>1844288
BUENO

>> No.1844291

>>1844288

lol'd when I got it

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snowballs have flown their arcs

>> No.1844328

>>1844309
working harder?

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>>1844328
You know it gent!

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>> No.1844373

>>1844337
lol

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first attempt

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second

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3º attempt

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slight modification for added realism

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>> No.1844547

I think the thread has gone wrong. The last 5 or 10 books could actually be Penguin Modern Classics (sort of). The whole point is absolute trash, like Katie Price's 'auto'biography, or Twilight.

>> No.1844553

>>1844547
Don't stifle creativity with your "rules."

>> No.1844555

>>1844547
yeah people keep on doing them about books they like which is totally retarded and cheesy

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the truth pains

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The truth is sad

>> No.1844867

>>1828265
THE BEST

/thread

>> No.1844900

>>1844867
>devoid of humour
>best

NOPE.

>> No.1844903

>implying there will be books in the future.

>> No.1844904

>>1844900
>hasn't heard of Quietude and Diffidence

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>>1844863
>>1844863

>> No.1844916

>>1844904
Herpa derp. Who is Harold Bloom? Derrrurururp!

>> No.1844921
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>>1844916
Ahh I know Harold Bloom! He wrote the intro to Quietude and Diffidence.

>> No.1845268 [DELETED] 

>>1844129
I'm a humanities major. I ain't gotta do shit when it comes to fancy computing.

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I cant seem to get the correct text, a fix would be welcome.

>> No.1845293

>>1845288
I can't stop laughing

>> No.1845317

>>1845288
Ha! That's pretty good!

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>> No.1845390

>>1845377
this one had me in stitches.

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>> No.1845706

>>1844112

What is the name of that paintinf ?

>> No.1845782

>>1845288
Ha!

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>> No.1846135

this game is so fun

>> No.1846141
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in right place accidentally started own thread maybe someone archive, I don't want to miss out

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Behold

>> No.1846232

>>1846228

in THE aeroplane, scrub

>> No.1846279

>>1844385
This is the deepest cover ever. The separation between north and south on the planet fit the title perfectly.

>> No.1846309

>>1846232
I was just going to say that.
At least it wasn't Jeff MAGNUM

>> No.1846471

>>1845706

Seriously, I still would like an answer ... Please ...

>> No.1846534

>>1846471
Email Penguin or buy the book, they should be able to tell you.

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>> No.1846553

>>1846543
Unaccaptabru

>> No.1846557

Omg those Halo books are the worst.

>> No.1846571

>>1846471
http://www.tineye.com/

>> No.1846582

>>1846571

Thanks, but the search brought up 0 result

>> No.1846585

>>1846582
post it in /art/

>> No.1846609

>>1845706
that painting was in one of my art exams but I can't for the life of me remember the name...

>> No.1846623

>>1846582
it's The Desperate Man by Gustave Courbet if you haven't already discovered that.

>> No.1846726

>>1834887

now this one i could see as a legitimate book cover.

the rest of them? lipstick on a pig.

>> No.1846729

well played, /lit/izens, well played.

i, for one, request that this thread be archived for future viewing of all who come here.

>> No.1846737

>>1846623

Thanks a million

>> No.1847065

>>1846729
No worries. It's been archived already: http://chanarchive.org/4chan/lit

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>> No.1847178 [DELETED] 
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This'll be what's in store for season 5 of MLP:FiM

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>> No.1847470

>>1835595
Yeah, me neither. Lots of the jokes are going over my head too.

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>> No.1847686

>>1847623
>implying Harry Potter would be a Penguin Classic rather than a Puffin Classic

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>>1847623
A challenger appears.

>> No.1848074

bump

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>>1847681

Ender is BLACK?

Get some Basquiat up in this biyatch, about time, girlfriend.

>> No.1848100

>>1834887
fucking love that book

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Wow, has no one done this one yet? Or did I just miss it?

>> No.1848114

>>1848111
I didn't know that book actually existed. And I'm very sorry that I now do.

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>>1848111
Shit, I just noticed I put an e in 'Snooki'. I'll delete that, here's the corrected version

>> No.1848118

>>1848115
Good, because I thought you were a total Philistine when I saw that extra "e" in Snooki's name.

>> No.1848123

>>1848114
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/01/snookis_novel_contains_at_leas.html
>Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.

>> No.1848124

>>1848118
I figured as much, just thinking about it brings me shame.

>> No.1848128 [DELETED] 

>>1848123
thedayliteraturedied.jpg

>> No.1848133

>>1848123
Remember this moment, for your grandchildren will ask about today--the day literature died.

>> No.1848136

>>1848133

A tar and feathering is in order. We shall find the ghost writer for this monstrosity and bring them to just.

>> No.1848148

>>1848136
the flight to lucifer is the only novel credited to harold bloom under his own name

but ghostwriting gigs are another story

>> No.1848160

>>1848148

Is that the same Harold Bloom from Yale who criticized Stephen King, JK Rowling, and poetry slams for killing the art of literature?

>> No.1848174

>>1848160
yep

apparently he's a family friend of snooki's mom's side

>> No.1848310

>>1844129
Oh no, the aspie roid rage. I am powerless before its wrath.

>> No.1848311

>>1848174

Irony, how does it work?

>> No.1848316

>>1848311
>Irony, how does it work?
Please see:
>>1834830

>> No.1848319

>>1848316

Good lord I lol'd

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>>1848148

>> No.1848334

>>1848323
awesome

when he makes a shock move to finish out his career at princeton we'll all know what's up

>> No.1848346

>still no Christian Humber reloaded

>> No.1848542

>>1848174
sure is butthurt dfw fan in here

Bloom, unlike Jersey Shore fans and DFW fans, like quality.

>> No.1848553

Regarding Harold Bloom, it baffles me to no end that someone who has read and studied so much literature can be so closed-minded about it.

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Contributing.

>> No.1850273

>>1850199
epic

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>> No.1850390

bump while I think of some ideas.

>> No.1850426

Game of Thrones

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>>1850426

>> No.1850885

>>1832139
artist?

>> No.1851799

bumpty bump.

>> No.1851809

>>1850885
>>1850885
I want to know too!

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>> No.1851906

>>1851809

If I'm not mistaken, this looks like James Jean style.

>> No.1851971

>>1851906
>>1851809
>>1850885

Actually, I've found the name of that piece. It's called "Crickets"
Have a link
http://www.jamesjean.com/work/2008/Crickets/1

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>> No.1852651

Bumpz

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>>1850199

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>>1851832

>> No.1852712

>>1828666

OH GOD DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT.

I had a girlfriend who talked EXACTLY like that bitch wrote. *shudders*

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>>1852712
>Elen
>girlfriend

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First attempt. What does /lit/ think?

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>>1852913

Couldn't be arsed to do a new picture, so I stole yours. Couldn't be fucked to mess about with the fonts either. What? Are you paying me? No? Then fuck off.

>> No.1854095

Has anyone done "Where's the Birth Certificate" yet?
DO EET

>> No.1854120

>>185409
use paint

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>>1832002
>fixed

>> No.1854193

>>1844098
Don't read it. It's shit.

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>>1830123

Fuck you, you gayboy. I can do both.

>> No.1854245

Someone do Precious! I'd do it but I an posting from a phone.

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>> No.1854441

bump bump

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>>1854231
pretty clever, anon. I saw that Hirst piece at the Brooklyn Museum about 11 years ago. good stuff.

>> No.1855242

>>1852732
funny.

This is one of the best threads /lit has ever had, btw.

>> No.1855276

>>1854248
Ahh, this is brilliant.

I actually really loved this book.

>> No.1855308

>>1828666
>>1827892

genius

>> No.1855337

This thread's been archived at http://chanarchive.org/4chan/lit/11826 let's upvote it for keeps, eh?

>> No.1856330

>>1855337
Second.

>> No.1856588

bump

>> No.1857807

bumpity

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>> No.1859685

>>1852697
brilliant!.jpg

>> No.1861155

bump

>> No.1861369

bump

>> No.1861428

>>1828265
>>1844867

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Qf9O0To6Y