/lit/ - Literature

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>>18391548
Non of these are funny

>>18391565
Dilate

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>>18391565
what a surprise, """humor""" threads on all boards are always cancer.

>>18391593
I don't get it

>>18391487
kek

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>>18391596
Take your meds

>>18391588
>he had insisted on putting illustrations of naked women with very large breasts and cat ears [...] at the start of each section
he was so far ahead of his time

that being said, i still refuse to believe to this day that any of these anecdotes are accurate lmao

>>18391610
Zizek has no notes and rants aimlessly while spitting everywhere. Peterson doesn't know anything about the subject being discussed.

>>18391624
>that being said, i still refuse to believe to this day that any of these anecdotes are accurate lmao
They're not real.

>>18391624
Obviously they aren’t real, but they are funny becuase some of them aren’t too far off from his sense of humor and short temper and the lifelong Russell obsession.

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>>18391645
Go and read any deep biography of him. The statements on the picture are far too real.

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>>18391684
This looks like a leftist meme. Its a meme to power, not a meme to satire, the sophist lines are literally nice guy tier. Extremely unfunny.

>>18391449
>Featuring the faces you’ll make at this “humor”

>>18391698
*tips little boy*

>>18391449
OC about the Hippias Minor dialogue.

>>18391633
Oh thank you

>>18391565
It's on purpose

>>18391710
Butterfly, you'll never be as pretty as him. Even in your prime, you were less than his right shoulder, and now, everyday, you age more and more ugly.

>>18391462
sabudenego

>>18391548
lost holy shit why am i laughing

>>18391481
best one in this thread

>>18391565
only good post itt

>>18392089
Someone has a man-crush

>>18391565
No need to ruin the vibe bro

>>18391738
This feels like it was drawn by someone who read a summary of the story.

>>18391710
Uh.
.uhm...

H..h...hello :3 hello butterfly
Would you
Uh... um... ehh
Hehe

Would you....
*would you wanna be......

My


...


You know...


Ehh

Uhh


Mmm
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.... nevermind

>>18391701
nice meme
Céline complete victory

>>18391714
go back to r*ddit. seriously. i'm not trying to be mean, just fuck off. please. i'm begging you.

>>18391714
kill yourself

>>18394075
Not me :3

Don't worry about this post Butterfly, just fly free

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>>18392280
But yeah, don't fuck anyone else, even women :3

Thank you

And no masturbating unless I'm talking to you -- this is, in particular, a rule you should follow to the Tee

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>>18394850
Excuse me sirs. I insist you cease communication with MY WIFE on pain of trial by combat.

has anyone done a cum tribute to butterfly yet?

>>18395001
He shit his panties once

What did he mean by this?

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>>18395001
I was going to, but firstly i don't want to have to remember i did that in 10 years and secondly, butters's tripnigger identity basically fragmented into a million other potential users at the mention of a cum tribute, so i know [s]he doesn't feel good about it. That makes it kind of worse for me desu.
Either way, if someone else wants to do it, there are plenty of pics on google... do one of her cryinf :3

Request:
I'm looking for the meme where some s o yjack says "You mean, after all the terrible things I've done, you'll still forgive me?" and Jesus/Chad says "Yes."

Can somebody link the archived waldun cum tribute?

>>18395142
Stop posting using my face :3

>>18395117
is this real holy fuck lmaoo

>>18395182
;3
Im finna cannabalize yo bitch

>>18395117
How can someone be so clueless about literature? Yeah, "scholarly answers" range widely but that has nothing to do with the work itself. Why on earth does he think literature should actually be a veiled academic paper underneath making some argument? Why not just write a fucking essay or academic paper at that point?

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>>18391449
Who else here has the munchies?
https://archive.org/details/rotatingfood5

>>18395142
>secondly, butters's tripnigger identity basically fragmented into a million other potential users at the mention of a cum tribute, so i know [s]he doesn't feel good about it. That makes it kind of worse for me desu.
God damn is that an iota of sympathy for butters? He deserves none. Cum on a pic of him and post or it didnt happen

>>18395182
Can we meet and fuck?

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Don't listen to >>18391565, this is hilarious

>>18391701
>Wonders if Sartre still wants to be friends with him
Didn't he give Nausea a bad review? It's sort of the same story as The Stranger anyways.

>>18391565
stfu

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>>18391544
Bonus points to anybody who can check all boxes coherently in their next internet slapfight

>>18393924
:( don't lewd the very hungry caterpillar.

>>18391645
He was gayboi

>>18391633
This just ruined it and made it less funny. I laughed because I thought those were cum stains, not saliva. Oh, what a disappointment, innit?

>>18392713
Those better fucking be boys

>>18395686
Shouldn't it be Baudelaire instead of Jules Verne? I thought Charlie Baudie was the original French Poe fan.

>>18395142
Where does one find these pictures you speak of my dear sir?

>>18395023
That was anonymous. And probably you, specifically.

>>18395196
Naw.

>>18395865
Not at all likely. The typical futa hentai will draw dongs thicker than their legs lolling around
(I’m only a casual yuri watcher and don’t recognize it though)

>>18395701
Thank god I never read this faggot's books.

>>18395680
This garbage thread turning my face to stone, undone in one post. Niggerific.

>>18395928
Google image "butterfly lit" and follow the images.
This one's my fav. I'm finna buss all up in her eyes so it look like she crying worse

>>18395930
Okay butters can you acknowledge He Who Failed to Gift You a Cum Tribute?

>>18391449
I thought of a funny one but I don't know how to make it cleverly. It was going to be "you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about" with Swann amd Forcheville.

>>18395620
Yes daddy :3

>>18395848
I believe Zizek's response to the question, "Why don't you masturbate?" would be, "I would prefer not to."

>>18395686
I guess this is what happens when you charge a 13 year old with sorting the mail.

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Her Wuthering Heights ones are good

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He's King Fedora, it shouldn't come as a surprise. That was posted on some other board earlier and it makes me smile to see Richard Dawkins is legitimately dumber than I, a humble moron, am about literature.

>>18395848
sounds like a personal failing.
Read a book about intuition next.

>>18395965
>her

>>18395930
>posted her shit
>now regrets it
I wish you regretted being a tranny enough to 41% yourself

>>18396179
Isn't it closer to 50 now?

>>18396202
I sure hope so!

>>18391738
Lmao post the rest

>>18396222
>post the rest of Kate Beaton
Would improve the thread greatly

>>18391593
when i first started browsing lit this meme secured me. too fucking good

>>18396287
Butterfly, just fucking post noises of you sucking my dick already :3

I'm not going to sleep until you do

>>18392095
Thank you

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>>18396341
ugh just do it please :3 do it in some way like last night

I need it

Shes probably giggling, but shes going to do it :3

Cmon just get down on your knees butterfly

>>18393924
I recognise that bulge.

>>18395799
Unironically, if any /lit/ard has written a novella or a story about being a NEET with no gf, I would love to read it

>>18395680
>he doesn't want to be repetitive
KEK

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>>18391449
Check out my video on pythagoreas and Hippassus !

https://youtu.be/bKoZl30a06o

>>18391462
TThe greeks knew what was up

>>18391467
Kek