/lit/ - Literature

>>18526082
why would you read works from someone in their 20's

>>18526082
waldun is the end of literature

>>18526082
In other words probably turned it into "non representational" bullshit. no thanks.

Fuck off Waldun

>>18526088
this expect only towards living 20s year old. There has been young genius writers in the past.

I don't even read stuff from people younger than my parents(60s). Too many woke writers and shitty writers getting a pass for it.

>>18526082
I want to suck his monkey and pee wees

>>18526082
I feel like waldun would have good pillow talk. He'd call me his Theseus, running his bony Vietnamese fingers along the ridges of my muscle-bound shoulders as I read my copy of Hardy's "Return of the Native" and smoke a Gauloise. The rain pitter-pattering against the window of our apartment in Saint-Michele, Waldun would sing along softly to the Joni Mitchell record playing in the corner. After making love I would smell the Aque di Parma on his neck and twirl his curly locks in between my fingers. He'd tell me that I make him feel like Allen Ginsberg, discovering hitherto unknown sensations, moods, places. I am caressing his soft cheeks, moving my hand towards his mouth. Just as his succulent lips part in expectation, I'd reach into the nightstand and garotte him with my Bose Wired Bass Boosted headphones. I would then leave the flat, making my way to the train station for the Paris-Venice express train, "Return of the Native" lying half-finished, open across his dead eyes.

>>18526451
kek

>>18526082
Unironicly kill yourself

>>18526145
I can't wait to buy the Penguin Classics edition of the Learned Disguise

>>18526082
Why do people hate this guy?

>>18526719
Because he's a pretentious e celeb faggot

I'd slurp on his twink rice cock and fuck his ass ngl

Why does Neil Patrick Harris have such shit taste in books?

>>18526082
he’s actually pretty cute i would date him

>>18526088
Frankenstein was written when shelley was 20 I believe. the male shelley wrote all his poetry in his teens and 20s and they are quite good also. but i suppose they are exceptions to the rule

>>18526835
This never gets old

>>18526082
He’s simply the best

How the fuck did he do it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qRWrPDNbGw

>>18526082
What’s his genuinely best written work

>>18526666

>>18526082
this man is the paragon of success tho. look who he's rubbing elbows with.

Laugh all you want>>18526612 KDBook, Waldun is drowning in WHITE pussy

>>18527089
Oh wow two youtubers collaborated

>>18526082
This little book of yours is very interesting Waldun

>>18526082
Is he from a rich family? I have no interest in reading literature from rich people who have their life handed to them on a silver platter in the year 2021.

>>18526082
who is this FtM tranny?

>>18527293
Pretty evident from how he dresses and the amount of shit he buys

>>18527152
>Maybe I'll give Ulysses a try
lmfao okay you do that

“Name one writer who was happy."
I considered. Sylvia Plath went mad and killed her family; Fitzgerald’s wife cuckolded him and developed schizophrenia; Pessoa was a schizoid; Q wrote Baby Alex but was crippled by posting his penis on YouTube.
"You can't." He was sitting up now, leaning forward and adjusting his tweed coat.
"I can't."
"I know. They never let you be famous AND happy." He lifted an eyebrow. "I'll tell you a secret."
"Tell me." I loved it when he was like this.
"I'm going to be the first." He took my palm and held it to his. "Swear it."
"Why me?"
"Because you're the reason. Swear it."
"I swear it," I said, lost in the high color of his moonface, the flame in his eyes.
"I swear it," he echoed.
We sat like that a moment, hands touching. He grinned.
"I feel like I could eat the world raw.”

>>18526082
i love these threads

>>18527162
never fails to make me laugh

>>18527365
Same, easily my favourite thing on /lit/

>>18526082
Who is he and why are the pseuds sucking hood dick?

>>18528763
Memed into popularity not his actual writings ability but his Youtube channel. I'm not even suprised it happend.

i would never read something by someone who looks like that

why does this guy try so hard to appropriate white culture?

>>18528784
I don't think it answers that anon's question. Why are the pseuds sucking this guy dick? Does he say fancy words to make himself sound and look smarter? Did he write a book where he thinks he revolutionize literature so all the pseud self-insert as him? Does he have a bookshelf along with books that show he doesn't read them but bought them to appear smart?

Brown is the worst color for clothing

>>18529096
no one is sucking his dick you fucking retard

>>18529132
NTA, but people here suck his dick.

>>18526088
>Hasn't read Rimbaud
pleb

>>18527360
Is this real

>>18527360
Kek this is like some cheesy anime dialogue.

>>18526895
he looks like a woman

>>18526082
Total punch-able bussy faggot.