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>*clears her throat*... anon, are you really reading The Meditations by Marcus Aurelius? Oh dear, don't' tell me you're a stoic.
what's the correct move here

>> No.18588888

huh?

>> No.18588891

>>18588862
stfu bitch, i'm trying to read. CUNT

>> No.18588900

>>18588888
uhhh, idk there's some good advice in there i guess heh heh

>> No.18588904

What? No, I'm just a History nerd and really into Roman History. I'm reading it to check out what life lessons he learned throughout his political life. But you don't get to choose the way I view things. I can turn into a stoic if I feel like it and there is nothing you can do about it. Now, begone!

>> No.18588905

>>18588862
*unsheathes katana*
>you dirty ol'...

>> No.18588906

>>18588900
oh, ok
>*continues reading*

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18588910

>>18588888
What a waste of numbers

>> No.18588913

>>18588888
based huh chad

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18588916

>>18588862
Madame, I hope that by clearing your throat so ostentatiously that you intend to indicate to me that your throat is clear and ready to receive my cock. Well let's have at it then... *unzips*

>> No.18588917

Yeah I am. It's kinda ass, my dear. Should've skipped this blatant pagan, aristocratic.

>> No.18588925

>>18588862
"Why are you bitches always asking me that? I got that question last week by another bitch."
>>/lit/thread/S18522397

>> No.18588933
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18588933

turn to her and say "I could end your entire existence with one single punch" then go back to reading

>> No.18588938

>>18588891
stoics;clearly your failing

>> No.18588949

>>18588938
NEVER SAID I WAS A STOIC, DUMB WHORE

>> No.18588953

>>18588862
sex

>> No.18588959

I also read the lunch menu
Does that make me a sandwich?

>> No.18588965
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18588965

>>18588862

"Stoic? No, but everyone you will every meet knows something you don't... Perhaps a Roman Emperor has something to share."

>> No.18588975

>>18588965
>but everyone you will every meet knows something you don't
"Is that one of your 12 rules for life, anon?"

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>>18588959

>> No.18589000

>>18588888
is it really this bad to go huh at a stranger talking to you?

>> No.18589016

>>18588975

"Hahaha... you know, I don't agree with most of what Peterson has to say, but I honestly wouldn't turn down a conversation with him... speaking more to my original point, I suppose. I guess I have less a need to compartmentalize others as you seem to with me...

*Smile, coyly as the remark is playful

>> No.18589033

I'd say
"In theory, but not in practice." with a raise of the eybrows

>> No.18589039

>>18588888
checked and based as fuck. Don't forget to open and close your hand in front of her face while saying it.

>> No.18589047

>>18588862
Listen to her and read some real philosophy. You don't even have to give up on stoicism (the secondary literature on Zeno and Crysippus is extremely interesting) just stop obsessing over the ones of the imperial period (who are among the dumbest and most theoretically worthless philosophers in the canon)

>> No.18589062

>>18589016
r.c. waldun is that you?

>> No.18589063

"I just heard meditation would help realign my chakras. So far the only difference is my lingam doubled in size."

>> No.18589066

>>18588862
Yeah I love the Stoics! Have you ever seen avengers endgame? When it comes to fiction though I prefer Fitzgerald or Salinger. I also love parks and rec!!

>> No.18589068

>>18589066
I've never seen parks and rec

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18589076

>>18588862
AHHHHHHH I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY

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>>18588862
Against all of Marcus Aurelius's best advice, I fall in love.

>> No.18589088

>>18588862
C...can i smell your hair?

>> No.18589134

>>18588862
>what's the correct move here
"i read what i please and will not be judged by a talking rib"

>> No.18589211

>>18588862
Its a tranny. Women dont know what a stoic or a book is.

>> No.18589679

will femanon dub this?

>> No.18589944

>>18588862
I am not a chinese millionaire, why are you talking to me?

>> No.18589949

Why yes I have read 12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos by Dr. Jordan B. Peterson, how could you tell?

>> No.18589956

>>18588862
What is she reading? That picture looks like Elvis.

>>18589944
She looks like a regular girl, anon. I'm not getting 'gold digger vibes'. Can you elaborate?

>> No.18589967

>>18588862
>obviously not, I'm only reading it to see how the stoics coopted Heraclitus
this is the only right move

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>>18588888
This guy FUCKS.

>> No.18589975

>>18588862
that girl looks like someone I went on a date with. She was really cool but long distance stuff is unspoken and impossible. I wish it would've worked out.

>> No.18589979

>>18588862
STFU Kuffar!

>> No.18589986

>>18589211
This, plus it's a Holy Bible I'm reading. Ignore "her".

>> No.18589987

>>18589956
>regular girl
bruh...

>> No.18590008

>>18589967
explain.

>> No.18590351

>>18588862
>Are you really that much of a piece of meat that you need to put on makeup to look attractive?

>> No.18590360

>>18590351
>makeup and jewlery
damn it. I fucked up again