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Gift for a 19 yo girl Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:34:29 2021 No.18671251 [Reply] [Original]

Met this girl when she turned 17, gave her two poetry collections (Plath and Kaur). Lost contact, but bumped into her again over the summer and asked her about the books. She told me she liked them and invited me to her birthday again. What should I get her, what do girls read? What would impress her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:35:54 2021 No.18671260 File: 125 KB, 1000x1498, 9781935965107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18671251

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:36:19 2021 No.18671264 >>18671251 mein kampf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:36:28 2021 No.18671265 Ibn Arabi - The Interpreter of Desires

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:37:15 2021 No.18671268 >>18671251 Rape

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:38:42 2021 No.18671277 >>18671251 Deez nuts

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:40:26 2021 No.18671288 >>18671251 The Iliad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:40:30 2021 No.18671289 Les fleurs de vadjeen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:42:34 2021 No.18671302 her diary desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:46:40 2021 No.18671323 she probably doesn't give a shit about books, and even if she were a big reader, books are a terrible gift because tastes vary so wildly >what would impress her not giving her a terrible gift you thirsty faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:50:18 2021 No.18671344 >>18671289 Looks good. >>18671323 Well, what would impress her then???

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:50:47 2021 No.18671345 >>18671251 a birthday card with a barns & noble gift card in it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:52:54 2021 No.18671359 >>18671344 >Well, what would impress her then??? You being an interesting person with a personality

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:54:12 2021 No.18671364 >>18671251 Preliminary Materials for a Theory of the Young-Girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:55:35 2021 No.18671374 >>18671359 My personality is being the guy who reads books and quotes them in conversation (secret: I don't read).

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:56:07 2021 No.18671377 keats and frost

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:56:18 2021 No.18671381 File: 885 KB, 1500x1291, 01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18671251 Get her a home binding machine and tell her to write her magnum opus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:56:51 2021 No.18671385 File: 36 KB, 446x358, 1443405643608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18671344 >Looks good. you really are one insipid asshole lmao

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:58:04 2021 No.18671390

Former 19-year-old girl here. Assuming you want to send a somewhat seductive message.

Is she a little edgy? Fleurs du Mal by Baudelaire.

Is she an intellectual type? D. H. Lawrence, Sons & Lovers is so good. Romantic, I don't know, I recall more dysfunction than romance, but fantastic and she might like it.

Poetry? If she likes Plath give her Anne Sexton, but be careful, Sexton is "problematic" as they say these days. If she is sensitive to those things Anais Nin is a better alternative though still controversial and really a bit forward.

Religious? Rilke.

Into Beats? At her age, maybe she is. Get her the Burroughs collection Word Virus. Not romantic but amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 20:58:50 2021 No.18671398 >>18671251 I would go with Rilke. Maybe the Book of Hours or Duino Elegies. Both are very accessible and powerful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:01:21 2021 No.18671408 >>18671390 Thank you for this advice. She falls into the edgy camp (tongue piercing, is a trainee at a tattoo studio, and has taken on a gender neutral name). I will probably get her Baudelaire and Burroughs if I can find them at the used book shop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:02:34 2021 No.18671412 >>18671390 >Former 19-year-old girl here What happened, did you realize ywnbaw?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:04:15 2021 No.18671421 >>18671251 Some women’s poetry from the 1860s

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:04:54 2021 No.18671426 In Search of Lost Time, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:04:55 2021 No.18671427 >>18671374 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:05:19 2021 No.18671431 >>18671390 Obligatory: >Daddy issues AND poetry? Bukowski Great recommendations though

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:08:47 2021 No.18671446 >>18671427 How? All I want is for people to like me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:10:08 2021 No.18671452 >>18671408 >has taken on a gender neutral name You wont be able to fuck this bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:14:59 2021 No.18671472 >>18671446 >wanting people to like him >using obscure book quotes to make others feel inferior

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:23:11 2021 No.18671522 >>18671452 Maybe she'll let him suck her dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:23:25 2021 No.18671525 >>18671452 “I want to fuck you like you’re my little boy”

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:28:38 2021 No.18671558 >>18671385 >>18671452 >>18671522 >>18671525 Fuck all of you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:31:19 2021 No.18671581 >>18671558 Welcome to the internet now cough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:32:04 2021 No.18671589 >>18671558 Nty but you can rim me while you jerk me off with one hand and finger my urethra with the other. Maybe if your lucky you can drink my piss while i shit on a big pic of your ladyboy friend and then wipe your face in it eh bud?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:32:41 2021 No.18671594 >>18671522 Maybe xhey will let him suck xher dick. >ftfy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:55:34 2021 No.18671728 Excellent bait, OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:57:09 2021 No.18671736 >>18671408 >tongue piercing, is a trainee at a tattoo studio, and has taken on a gender neutral name good fucking lord you’re wasting your time

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:03:00 2021 No.18671768
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>>18671408
>She falls into the edgy camp (tongue piercing, is a trainee at a tattoo studio, and has taken on a gender neutral name)
Stop listening to your dick and listen to us, anon. This girl is impulsive and will not make a good partner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:11:12 2021 No.18671823 >>18671251 >Lost contact She doesn't like you.

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:20:35 2021 No.18671876
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>>18671251
This EXACT same thread was posted years ago, with the exact same pic too.
I remember anons calling the OP creepy for being friends with a 17-year old girl when he revealed he was 25 or something, people called him a pedo then the thread devolved into a discussion on AOC

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 18 04:40:32 2021 No.18673252 >>18671408 >Thank you for this advice. She falls into the edgy camp (tongue piercing, is a trainee at a tattoo studio, and has taken on a gender neutral name). Even I'm not this stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 18 04:42:16 2021 No.18673258 Give her the dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 18 04:44:31 2021 No.18673264 >>18671876 And we are still here. Really makes you think

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 18 05:16:03 2021 No.18673362 >>18671251 buy her a collection of meme books and write an introductionary letter to enlighten her in what shithole you waste your days.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 18 05:17:25 2021 No.18673366 >>18671260 this, also the lightning and the sun

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 18 05:22:24 2021 No.18673390 File: 27 KB, 384x279, C8AEA1BF-AD28-4DBF-8790-8601456B6085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18671251 Send her this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 18 06:44:37 2021 No.18673654 >>18671412 keked so hard lmao OP you should just try not be a faggot and talk to her and if she is NB as you have said.. then why bother with her? she is already rotten

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