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18710425 No.18710425[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>The only nonfamily female I've talked to in the past year was Butterfly

>> No.18710428 [DELETED] 

Don't ever go outside?

>> No.18710431

>>18710425
You don't talk by writing mate. See Derrida on discourses for more information

>> No.18710435

>>18710425
Don't you ever go outside? To buy things or something.

>> No.18710436
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All the females I know are like living caricatures of the roastie memes

>> No.18710439

And she wants my dick, not yours. :3

Now but seriously man just get a job that forces you to talk to people. I have a pretty asocial job and even I get to associate with people on a fairly consistent basis.

>> No.18710440

>>18710439
And Butterfly really does want just my dick too though :3

>> No.18710442
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The only female I've ever respected was my mommy

>> No.18710447

>>18710440
>>18710439
Fuck you, fuck mods and fuck jannies. :3

>> No.18710458

>Butterfly
>female

>> No.18710467

>>18710425
Metoo plus I had a good conversation with an autistic photographer on /p/ few months ago she is cool and miles better than rude butters.

>> No.18710475

>>18710425
In the past year I've slept with 4 different women (3 females) and talked to/tried to sleep with around a dozen more. It was an empty and meaningless exercise. I'm trying to be chaste now, I could give a shit about "sex" if the only thing I truly desire is love.

>> No.18710484

>>18710475
>It was an empty and meaningless exercise
Gib details bro

>> No.18710487
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>>18710458
YEAH.

>> No.18710489
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>>18710487
I will bite through your bunions with bare teeth.

>> No.18710497

>>18710487
What do you look like on a scale of 1-10?

>> No.18710508

>>18710497
It doesn't matter chud she is a lesbian.

>> No.18710517

>>18710508
I'm just curious. I have a mental image of her looking like a librarian

>> No.18710524
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>>18710425
Butterfly called my novel beyond shit

I think they are a good addition to /lit/ and wish them the best

>> No.18710528

>>18710497
I want to experience her bunions. I want to come to know their aroma, their texture and mouthfeel as I bit them off slowly.

>> No.18710531

>>18710497
In those pictures before? A 7 out of 10.

Now? She exercises, she rubs lotion on her legs and after reading this, she put the collar she owns on, the one with my name on it. It's a sexy collar. :3

>> No.18710535

>>18710531
With the collar she's a 9/10 I meant to say :3

>> No.18710537

>>18710517
Björk’s plainer cousin. A few grey hairs

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>>18710508
she is?

>> No.18710545

>>18710537
Oh hey, thanks for wearing that collar :3

>> No.18710551

>>18710531
She has a 18 yo son. He posted something a some time ago.

>> No.18710554

>>18710528
After I've nibbled off her bunions one by one, I'd want her to stand barefoot on my face and when I start to tap out, she'd sink her naked, heavy heel into bird boy throat and laugh while I choke and suffocate under her aroma.

>> No.18710555

>>18710545
Being pussy whiped through old photos. What no pussy does to a man? :3

>> No.18710557

>>18710551
Ah good good. Post more aboutthis, I'm curious :3

>> No.18710559

>>18710557
Ask her about it or look for it. It was not that long ago.

>> No.18710560

>>18710555
Who said I get no pussy? :3

Butterfly wants to fuck women with me too

>> No.18710564
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>>18710425
I predictied in 2013 this shit was gonna happejn

>> No.18710565

>>18710537
Butterfly do you have a son? :3

More importantly are you lying about your age?

>> No.18710570

>>18710564
So you are stuck in here with these people since 2013?