/lit/ - Literature

>That's when he realized, Academia was rather dark here in L'adademie.
He can't be fucking serious.

SOON

>>18916925
Where can I get my hands on one of these “double rods”

>>18916949
so thats where the proses flow from

>owo what's this?

>>18916940
>>18916949
Oh my god he types like a tool

>>18916949
I wonder how much better his prose are in Chinese.

>>18916953
its from L'Earned Disguise, when the pre-colonial Indian Timur talks about Arthur Waldun's writing.

>>18916959
>Her eyes moved away from his confused gaze landed on the bulge sticking out
Hm

Would the Waldunesque dream be over once KDBooks release his review?

his punctuation blows so he breaks up all his thoughts into multiple sentences

Eddington is obsessed with boxes of hotdogs in the streets. This supports HH

>>18916933
>Its real
Why do people read this hack?

>>18148800

>>18916992
man he's really not doing his future career favors by posting on discord with his penname

>>18916992
What's with the ' >>18148800 '

>>18917006
>Future career

>>18917019
the doxxer used the post-number to reveal it was actually him to justify a point about waldun

>>18917028
What point was that??

>>18917036
some namefagging bs probably

Walden's discord I believe.
https://discord.com/channels/766647296040501303/766671418292174859

>>18916925
This is my new Discord avatar now

>>18916968
based cooper

>>18917051
Or maybe its just a fan one im not sure.

This movement looks fun to be a part of. I'm jealous I don't have my own movement tbqh

>R.C. Waldun: Collected Discord Posts (Penguin Modern Classics)
Yes, you heard me right. I'd like to pre-order one thousand copies.

Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=praiNW1f1uY&list=PL1EJddVlfcOu2EI9K2BZoJ38lDsvR3HyE

Extremely low view count and only a single comment. If someone wants to attempt to message Waldun I'd say that this is a good spot.

>>18916925
please stop using the same pasta in the OP.
"Walden-esque" is used twice, which isn't even the correct spelling, has a useless hyphen, and is worse than the far superior "Waldunian".

>>18916925
>*be's the best sentance in literature history*

>>18917151
I agree, waldunian is far superior to waldunesque. True dark academicians can be distinguished by their word choice

>>18917151
>>18917177

I see Waldunesque and Waldunian as referring to different things. Waldunesque refers to the specific concrete aspects of Waldun's persona and writing, while the Waldunian is that which captures the ethos of Waldun and his Beatnik Boys - the Waldungeist if you will.

>>18917188
In other words, to fill your writing with obvious typos is Waldunesque, but the act of starting a literary blog where you post your shitty poetry and talk about how much you love writing coffee shops is Waldunian.

dark macadamian

>>18916925
>Yes, I need more soi! I NEED MORE SOI! Must read L'cadame !
That's you

I wanted to penetrate waldun before it was cool

Why this chong wanna be Bong so much?

marathoning the discussion threads rn

I'm so jealous of all you pirates and paperfags. Us paying ebook chads are the most marginalized group in today's society. Tired of waiting until September 1st. comfy.png anon abandoned us

>>18917188
Yes exactly.

ELSisms and spelling mistakes for example are very Waldunian

>>18917280
Feels good having been in on this since of October of last year. Yeah it's been a long time coming for Waldunchads but we're finally getting the discussion we deserve

>>18916321
Who is Jameson

It's about the movement. Jaidyn is the beating heart. Jay is the body. Waldun is the mind.

It all runs painfully deep.

Start your adventure here:
Introduction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1ZpAiw3vio
Familiarization: https://youtu.be/tzAqf00sFII

Getting to know Jaidyn (HEART):
https://youtu.be/G9egz4rDrCU
https://youtu.be/dU9BNkjlyF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3ub5pnKzlE

Getting to know Jay (BODY):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLBzJkDfhgU
https://youtu.be/EO4xBXhwOi8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZAWOL-X1MM

Getting to know Waldun (MIND):
The lack of self-awareness. The repressed homosexuality. His early masterpiece, The Learned Disguise, is the only way in. However, you can start your journey into this young man via his fashion advice as inspired by his daddy issues (trying to please him but realizing he must make his own path to self-discovery): https://youtu.be/TyTh_F0rc-A

Advanced Waldunlore (Introduction to the Homo Hypothesis):
>>18912091
tbc

>>18917370
Holy shit! Jazz Prose link is dead--does this confirm Jay has been affected by the power of the pasta?

EDITING TONIGHT
MAYBE UP TOMORROW?

>>18917352
Frederic Jameson, I assume. Dunno why he's posting in these threads

Found this on Facebook. Jay is moving back to England and marrying Echo.

> Jay Ventress
> July 25
> LIFE UPDATE.

Hello everyone! Hope you're well :) I just wanted to write a little update with what's going on in my life,

Wooooooooo!

I am coming HOME, to the UK. Soon. Australia has been a very wild and rocky ride, it kicked my arse and grew me up fast. For the past three months I have been blessed with the opportunity to live the life of a proper writer living in a city, writing from sunrise to sunset, but soon I will return to my homeland and restart life all over again. I have missed the UK very much, and the friends I have there. After travelling to all these different countries around the world, the UK has always felt like home.

And it will always feel like home.

I am ready to settle down and make a life back in the UK. My travels days are going to calm down, I will still travel occasionally, but mainly I want to focus on building a strong career.

And bring Echo along to England after her studies have finished in Belgium :)

If I learned anything from all these travel years, it's that no matter where you end up, you always find a way to survive and thrive if going back is not an option. And how important it is to have somebody you love by your side through thick and thin.

I want to thank all of you for supporting me with your kind words throughout my travels :)

Now it's time to take a rest stop and jump back into reality for a moment.

Wooooooo! I'm so excited to come home and build something creative!

See you all soon!
Love from Jay xx

>>18917455
>The chad Jay returns to England
>The virgin lapdog Waldun follows him
lads, am I going to have the chance to meet Valdun himself in person?

>>18917455
This was over a month ago. What's the timeline? Will the Beatnik boys survive?

I wonder if anyone at all has bought There's A Tale To This City

>>18917473
He probably did plan to leave, but I've heard that Victoria is under heavy lockdown. Some ausanon can probably better explain the actual restrictions

>anusanon

>>18917488
True.

>>18917482
It's Jays book. Who gives a fuck.

>>18917473
Waldun's repressed sexual desire toward Jay will have to find a new mirror. Jaidyn is still there.

>>18917496
They're so going to fuck. I give it two years before they're a couple, maybe less.

>>18917493
but there's a skull in there somewhere

>>18917496
This is heartbreaking news to be sure. Jay, the body, is undeniably central to the Melbourne Movement. I don't see how they can move forward without his direct influence.

>>18917386
kek Jay did delete it from Youtube. Was there anything in the video he had to be embarrassed over?

>>18917404
You all need a permaban so you can GO THE FUCK BACK

>>18917455
of course a fucking Yoko has to come and ruin things before it can grow

>>18917501
No way. Look at their faces in those pics. Jay has been suppressing knowledge of Waldun's true desire toward him and Waldun still hasn't come to terms with the fact he's gay.

The question is: does this turn of events accelerate Waldun coming out of the closet ("all gas, no breaks") or remove an impetus toward his eventual self-actualization?

>>18917519
It was basically him impersonating https://youtu.be/dywFHScNecI?t=2209

The writing was unusually bad (even for him) and he tried to match the vocal tenor and accent of Kerouac and failed miserably. It sucks that he erased it (it was my fav vid in the pasta)--I'll find a suitable replacement for the next iteration.

>>18916933

KEK

>>18917370
I made you a meme to go with the copypasta

>>18917098

someone tell him hes a hack

>>18917465

waldunchads london meetup when?

>>18917592
oh fuck wrong placements

Just had an Eddington moment bros. I crossed the road in a straight line AS the indicator turned green. I think I'm starting to wake up

>>18917592
3 person inseparable yet distinct in one?

Has anyone investigated the Christian parallels in Waldun's works?

>>18917612
Such as the Cross, and double rods? Yes, we have. Wally's writing is a manifestation of the Logos in a way he doesn't fully comprehend. He will convert to Christianity if he continues to write

waldunchads pls provide free link to audiobook or at least pdf.
t.waldun virgin

>>18917610
how the fuck else are you gonna cross a road than in a "straight line"

>>18916925
He is Asian......

>>18917648
By meandering or turning to the right or left slightly before you get back onto the sidewalk

>>18916949
>whether you like it or not
What the fuck did he even mean by this? lmao

>>18917612
It's not just that. L'Academie follows the archetypal hero's journey. However, it is subverted at the very end with Eddington becoming not the hero, but the new villain.

>>18917606
heart*
Together they create the soul (which is the Melbourne Movement itself).

>>18917737
will fix later anon many thanks

>>18917431
He’s trying to write a paper arguing Jameson’s take on counter culture applies to Waldun. Claims to be some Melbourne U fag who has talked to RC

>>18917777
Checked. I'll read the paper.

>>18917777
what a fag, always someone trying to ride Waldun's coattails

frederick jameson, that was the midget handicap who ran eightchan right?

>>18917806
that's the one.

I compelling evidence that Waldun is only half Asian.

>>18917836
show us

>>18916940
So he has a 40 year old "wine aunt" side as well. Truly such a multifaceted man.

>>18917839
I've seen his sister and she doesn't look Asian at all.

>>18917845
That part of his personality goes in with the HH (homosexual hypothesis).

>>18917455
...what about the fucking movement, Jay?

>>18917602
Bro I'm in if anyone else is

>>18917546
someone must have a copy opf it

>>18917836
he looks full asian bro

maybe he's got a half sister when daddy fucked some aussy slut

So there's been a lot of analysis of Waldun himself but what do we think about the other figures connected to the movement?

Jay - He appears to be the guy with much more life experience. He apparently did a lot of solo travelling in his younger years. He writes a lot about homeless people while in Waldun's Melbourne, they don't even exist. I think he is 5 or so years older than the other two and might be a smidge more self aware. Appears a bit more unwilling to fully commit to the neo beat larping. Why is he sticking with Waldun? The allure of a bigger Youtube channel?

Jaidyn - A wide eyed innocent. His insistence on repeating the murdered baby name origin story and how his neighborhood is some gritty school of hard knocks really just seems like an attempt at self mythologizing an interesting back story for himself. Aussie anons have said that his neighborhood really is a shit hole, but in the video, he never talks about being directly affected by anything. Just that he heard that someone might have gotten stabbed once or something. Does appear very sheltered but I have a soft spot for him. He is the purest of them and I hope the others aren't just using him.

Saskia - Some random girl they got to help plan the movement. Why? No idea. Her social media doesn't mention them at all. She looks to be late 20s at least? What's her deal?

Ila Rose - Why is everyone assuming that she is Waldun's gf. As far as we know, they just once (seperately) read through a book at the same time, right? And once he made a video reading to her on patreon? Maybe Waldun pines for her but I see no confirmation of a relationship unless I'm missing sonething.

KDBooks - Welsh firebrand and a thorn in the side of the movement. Either you love him or hate him.

Who else?

>>18916925
To the melbournian anons, one of you faggots needs to step up and take Jays spot in the movement.

>>18916925
I am going to start an audiobook of L'Academie in my broken ESL accent, to keep it authentic of course.

https://voca.ro/1uYnTVkANpus

>>18917905

>>18917890
Nah brah. Plus he's 6'1 with semi-curly hair.

>>18917912
>Plus he's 6'1
wat

>>18917900
In Wally's video about the release of L'Academie, he mentions he had a female partner that is a girl

>>18917905
lmfao

Having seen Waldun's funny face around I finally caved to see what all the memery is about, I watched a few of his Youtube videos at random, and all I can say is oh no. Ooh nooo. You leave this naive little boy alone /lit/. You leave him alone right now. Can you imagine the cringe he's going to experience at himself when he's older? Don't you think that's enough?

>>18917926

>>18917940
cringe at oneself requires self-awareness anon
but yeah admittedly some ppl go too far. i cancelled publishing the book i had planned because i dont think i can take the heat kek

>>18917900
>Why is everyone assuming that she is Waldun's gf
Because he called her his partner in the last video

>>18917940
Fuck off Waldun hater

>>18917883
>>18917546
>>18917386
Here's his jazz video
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wPS2mriODdEnzko3Fh5k3L58mswruN7F/view

I wonder if the real great writers deleted stuff this often

>>18916949
I actually feel like vomiting.

>>18917953
based waldunian archivist anon

who is this fag? QRD on who waldun is? He must spam his own shit on this board by the looks of it

>>18917900
>Ila Rose
She's Waldun's muse and partner for crying out loud. L'Academie is dedicated to her! Her and Waldun are 100% dating and you virgins gotta cope.
Waldun did a few videos with other YouTubers but other than that we don't know anyone else in his social sphere. I don't think it's very big.

>>18917964
>missing the most relevant literally movement atm
You live under a rock bro

>>18917386
waldun literally edited one of his videos because someone pointed out that he mispronounced library or something lmao

>>18917219
Heh

>>18917964
Sorry bro we don't spoonfeed here. Dig through the archives...Waldun came on the scene in oct 2020.

Get to work and join the movement.

>>18917972
>>18917986
Thoroughly unhelpful, thank you

>>18917966
he goes to Melbourne Uni and majors in English lit you mong, his social sphere is huge, and that's only including the other students in his major. Jay and Yoko Ono can fuck off to England if they want, Waldun doesn't need them. There are 20+ desperate pseuds already with applications in hand to take the soon-to-be vacated position of Waldun's best friend

>>18917953
Kek this was up just days ago. They all lurk here don’t they?

>>18917953
king

>>18917990
>There are 20+ desperate pseuds already with applications in hand to take the soon-to-be vacated position of Waldun's best friend
WHO AMONG US WILL RISE?

>>18916940
>unique generation
>is a mood
God, that delusion is peak zoomercore

>>18917950
Ila is his beard. "Partner" LOL

>>18916968
>I finally feel like im out of that delusion.
>Now, im striving to be the best
Ego is so damaging, kids

>>18917989
Waldunian, if you will

wait, is it actually called L'Earned Disguise or are you guys memeing kek

>>18917953
Based. I think I'm going to replace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZAWOL-X1MM
with something else though.

>>18916968
I could swear that interaction was between Waldun and Jay

>>18918045
he has already published two novels, if anything he's being modest

>>18918053
it's just a joke anon

>>18918034
>tfw Waldun gets more pussy than you

>>18917686
Good stuff.

>>18918019
I'm hoping one of his qt3.14 white English lit classmates will become his new bff, creating a love triangle between them, Waldun, and Ila. It'll be like Aragorn and his two hoes, Arwen and Eowyn.

>>18918071
>tfw you think Jay is a chad

Honestly. fucking ditching their movement for a femoid. i mean i saw it coming, but for it to happen THIS soon.
fuck zoomers

>>18916949
>all and all

>>18916949
God, he's even cringier here than in his videos.

Why are waldunhaters like this?

>>18918109
kek

I tried marathoning this but it's so dense bros
Should I be familiar with the rest of his oeuvre

>>18918095
You fool, ignorant to the Waldunian idiom

>>18918072
Sadly most people here just want to gossip about Waldun and not discuss his texts. Analyzing the Melbourne Movement and how his life informs his writing is one thing, but too many anons here are indulging in effeminate backbiting. I can only assume it's to cope with the fact they themselves have never completed a novel nor found a lit girlfriend.

if the beat boys are reading this thread i’d like to apologize for any attacks on their person. we’re just having a bit of fun, and i’m sure you’re all great guys, just stay away from literature

>>18918122
kek

>>18918090
a tale as old as time

>>18918090
>>18918129

so is that it, will the Twat Pack now disband?

https://voca.ro/12cjSwjBB2ht

>>18918142
its not funny if you dont speak like a retarded ESL

>>18918071
>pussy
bussy*

>>18917900
>Why is he sticking with Waldun?
money

does anyone have the image of the anon explaining what L'Academie is slang for in french?

>>18918109
Don't be discouraged fellow scholar >>18913707

>>18917777
Oh I'm a moron I didn't realize it's the same dude

>>18918153
he doesn't sound like an ESL he just sounds like he hasn't practiced reading aloud much...

>>18918109
>>18918172
Walton is leaving breadcrumbs in order to show us the pseuds. >>18898184

>>18918185
...Waldunian

>>18918159
I can't find an image but here is the French guy explaining the secret homosexual toilet meaning of L'Academie

«L’académie» may refers of course to Aristotle or the French Académie but in French gay slang «l’académie» means something else. You see «l’académie» sounds a lot like «là qu’à des mies» meaning (in slang again) «where there are crumbs». Thus in the milieu of the soupeurs, «l’académie» has come to means the toilets. For those of you who are unaware, soupeurs are people (usually gay) that like to put pieces of bread in public urinals: people will piss on them and the soupeurs come at the end of the day to eat the piss-soaked bread, usually while masturbating at the same time. For the soupeurs «l’académie» is the most important place in town.
So yeah the fact that he choose to call it «l’académie» and not The Academy is pretty revelatory that he’s gay and perverted.
t. French gay

>>18917905
ive listed to this 3 times no holy fuck can you do more?

>>18918224
Yeah, I would try to finish the first chapter today.

Sneed here. I'm going to the library after work today to upload another draft of the Learned Disguise review

>>18918210

>>18918210
Uhh,Waldunchads wtf?
Are we the bad guys?

the end of the neo-beatnik boys movement. Can Waldun finally go back to his polymath Renaissance roots?

>>18918232
even l'academie's picture is of a guy leaving a public bathroom (see the mirror placed on the wall right at the same height)

Are there any archives of his sotries from litpublication.com? I just remember that one where the waitress at a cafe asks him what he's writing in his notebook and he responded with "everything and nothing" lol. Some of Waldun's best work was on that site.

>>18918246
>tfw you realize he gave up on the literary life after reading these threads

I know all the boys are frauds but fuck. Melbourne has been having crazy protests and these faggots all dip out. We need the next Hunter S Thompson!! Get in there. My hope is Jayd-N is too poor to leave and anti vax so he separates himself from the others by getting on the front lines, gassed, bean bagged, arrested, the whole lot. Then writes poems in prison

>>18918249
https://web.archive.org/web/20201119140803/https://www.litpublication.com/

Found them here

is there anywhere i can cop a physical copy of L'earned Disguise?

I feel like these will be collectibles

>>18918254
Jaidyn's Twitter is full of lame anti-Trump leftie memes.

>>18918267
truly counterculture...

>>18918254
He retweets pro-lockdown anti-protester shit on Twitter.

>>18917905
Godtier anon.

I thought nothing could make L'Academie better, but replacing the earbuds with boots (that aren't working as well as they used to), and having everyone going around in hairpieces is the innovation I didn't know I needed.

>>18918267
>>18918276
Remarkably disappointing

I've been in a waldun server for 2 months. I befriended 4 JB's (high school freshman to sophmores) and now we are in a private server together. I have nudes from one and working on the other three in dms

>write a novel that's an allegory against the 1984 society
>be pro 1984 society

>>18917905
You should make an abridged version of the audiobook.

>>18918300
>>18918276
>>18918293
>THIS IS LITERALLY 1984!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18918311
okay.
now go post on twitter something against the status quo.

>>18918315
(((Twitter)))

>>18917943
wtf ? what a fucking manlet lol. can it get any worse?

>>18918326
okay then, put it on Facebook. Or YouTube. Or any magazine. Or try publishing it. Or try putting it just about anywhere online.
Fucking retard. Leave this board forever.

>>18918335
(((You)))

>>18917943
that' not him, right
that person is ugly as heck

>>18918267
>>18918269
>>18918276
>>18918293
>>18918300
No such thing as rebellious authors writing in the West anymore, get used to it and get your vaccination. We're in this together.

>>18918295
Wait are the nudes from guys or girls?

A decade from now academics will still be debating who got it right: Orwell or Huxley. Waldunchads will sit in the back of the lecture halls with a slight smirk on their face. They're still debating this...even after all these years? Heh. They'll get up and move slowly to the door.

As a cool wind blows through the campus they'll put their earbuds in and adjust their collar. Slyly, they'll drop a copy of L'Academie onto the ground. It's not rubbish--but it will surely be picked up...eventually.

these waldun threads are just incel protests against white women now preferring soft-looking asian men to their own race.

BBC
Asian Men
White Men <------ you are here
Indian Men

>>18918369
hahaha ffs waldunian posts are truly something else

>>18918365
you're speaking to one, bitch.

>>18918365
Like it or not, respect it or not, agree or not, maga etc is the new counter culture.

>the only way to make this board feel unite is making fun of a naive chink kid
man

>>18918398
MAGA is just an edgier take on the establishments beliefs.
>fuck yeah trans people who agree that western values matter are based
>fuck yeah Black people who agree that western values matter are based
>fuck yeah women people who agree that western values matter are based
It's just for people who agree with the current state of affairs but don't believe they should have to sacrifice masculinity in order to agree.

>>18918381

amazing how /pol/tards ruin _everything_

>>18918465
fuck off back to leftypol then cocksucker

>>18918435
By going against the prevailing/pop/corporate narratives of BLM, CRT 3rd wave feminism/non-binary and establishment politics. They don’t have to be Trump supporters, but people fighting against the new cultural assertions of institutions along with rejection of establishment narratives like the vaccine, passports, mandatory anything are inherently counter culture and their stances are inflammatory/counter cultural enough that there are societal consequences. And everyone will eh they’re stupid, endangering others, racists blah blah blah. Critical responses to this have become so predictable it’s boring. To say again, you don’t have to support them or like it but they are the counter culture.

>>18918476
finally someone with more than half a wit left in his head.

>>18918474
you’re the one who needs to fuck off, son. and take your butt buddies with you, you’re stinking up the place with your pissing and moaning

>>18918476
That’s why it’s laughable and sad that artists and academics lean left. They don’t realize that what was once the counter culture of the 60s has become pop culture but they still think they’re subversive because they criticize and bitch about everything, creating nothing. Once progressive ideology is enforced in masse, then inherently people will resist and create art that could be conceived as right wing for the first real time since the 60s. Super interesting. Which is also why I’m disappointed in Waldun for not going to the protests instead of hauling ass back home. He could have actually done some living. Even Jay bitched out

>>18918495
no. you can discuss your milquetoast fake counterculture 'literature" anywhere. I suggest you go back to website.

>>18917940
Cringe? There's depth to this you goon! >>18912091
From this >>18917370

>>18918486
Thanks anon. This is something I’ve been thinking about for a long time that I really believe is true but people react from a political stance so fast they don’t care to consider so thanks fren

>conservatives defending the actual status quo are counterculture
sweaty, just say you don't like black people and trans folks, no need to delude yourself

ya'll do realize that Waldun is not counter-culture, right? It's just Jaidyn or maybe Jay saying that to get some art hoe pussy

>>18918522
ywnbaw. dilate

>>18918239
Yes. >>18918369

>it’s a /pol/ jerking each other off with decade-old takes episode

>>18918504
>then inherently people will resist and create art that could be conceived as right wing for the first real time since the 60s. Super interesting.
So memes

>>18918533
he's basically a trust fund baby who has enough time and money to larp as a beatnik without worrying about having a real job, of course he's not counterculture at all

>>18918543
this is why Waldun needs to become a wunderkind genius again. This counterculture muh beatnik is not him

>>18917851

PIC

>>18918533
I know he’s not but he larps as a beatnik. He had a real chance to write about something. Like mass unrest but he bitched out.

>>18918522
>>18918543
Nothing I said regarding maga is pol related or even supportive. You are literally the dumb cunts that I referred to who just regurgitates words and political stances. Maga is not equivalent the Republican Party who are mostly corporatists who are very much defending the status quo. Maga is a populist movement separate from that.

Idk why i try. Anyways the beatnik boys had a huge opportunity and blew it

>>18917929
>>18917950
>>18917966
He doesn't mention his supposed partner by name

>>18918543
yeah as opposed to class struggle which is so new and totally accurate

>>18917943
holy based

>>18918576
>Anyways the beatnik boys had a huge opportunity and blew it
lol no they didn’t, they’re borderline retarded. we’re laughing at them. and now we’re laughing at you

>>18918555
if he has money then theres even less reason to be a good goy about shit.
all around pathetic

>>18918229
based

>>18918556
With Jay gone he probably will or will have some transcendental phase we could never predict? What kind of Waldun do we get when that Waldun is one who knows the ecstasy of sexual release?

>>18918369
Genius

>>18918582
>it’s a /pol/tard resorts to schizoposting episode

kek i fucking love you guys

>>18918585
Are you telling me that if the three of them, retarded as they are, went to these mass protests IN THEIR OWN BACKYARD which would undoubtedly have police intervention and then filmed and/or wrote about it that it wouldn’t demand some respect and that it would probably make them more interesting if not better people and writers?

the KDbooks discord is nice
i would post a link but only the smartest retards can get in

>>18918601
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Friends, may I offer some honest thoughts.
We’re Waldun scholars first and culture warriors second. Stop the fighting—there are more important things in life, like the Waldunian Homosexual Hypothesis.

>>18918630
weren't the protests anti-lockdown and anti-vaccine? I don't know about Jay or Jayden, but Waldun strikes me as the type to be pro-lockdown and pro-vaccine. He likes dressing as a white man and reading their books and speaking with an American accent, but it's doubtful he'd take on conservative American political opinions

>>18918641
likewise

>>18918641
>it’s a /pol/tard has been reduced to a skipping record episode

>>18918642
I'm curious as to how we can reconcile a theoretical divergence that has occurred in these very thread: HH and Repression Theory represent opposing viewpoints on Waldun's latent homosexuality. I have pondered many thoughts.

>>18918632
pls leak moar KDBooks discord screenshots. I am too shy to join his discord

>>18918630
damn sounds like real epic sauce bro. they shoulda done it and worn v for vendetta masks!!!

>>18918642
Can a Waldunian scholar bring me up to speed on the Homosexual Hypothesis? I barely started my intro to Waldun class.

>>18916940
>Neo-Modern Romantic Beats

Why not just Neo-Beats? Not that this guy is anywhere close to matching the spirit or style of the Beat Gen.

>>18918653
waaah i have to have the last word!!!!
child.

>>18918665
Eddington sees Joe holding a box of books and is as excited as if he had been holding a box of sausages in the street.
This is one of my pieces of evidence in support of HH

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>>18918669
because he collects aesthetics like those fucking bobble head toys

>>18918648
Correct. I’m not saying they should support the protests. I’m saying go live a little. Have an actual experience. I don’t support BLM n never have but I went to the protests to fuck sluts n fuck them I did.

>>18918669
His name is Waldun, most likely styled after American transcendentalist Henry David Thoreau, who wrote Walden. Thoreau was a Romantic writer, thus Waldun must forever be a Romantic [flavor of the year]

>>18918670
>it’s a /pol/tard has regressed into a screaming toddler episode

dilate

>>18918679
>I went to the protests to fuck sluts n fuck them I did.
Waldun isn't the type to fuck randos. He is, at heart, a I fucking love science nerd

>>18918654
We must establish who amongst has both the literary expertise, the ability to plumb Waldun’s depths while not being distracted by the possibility of bussy, and they need to have one helluva gaydar.

>>18918691
Bro he doesn’t have to fuck sluts. I’m saying one can go to a protest for alternative reasons. Him having an actual life experience could have been one of them

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>>18918682
Point taken. He reminds me of the delusional writers who used to come through the writers' group I started at my university. They were inevitably concerned with image more than productivity or skill.

Enough with the squabbling /lit/. Let us now move on to more important matters. What does it take for one to become "Waldenesque"?

>>18918700
nah, going to a protest is too much of a life experience. It's like an 8, while Waldun has never experienced anything more than 3. He thought that the tourist area of Chinatown was "sketchy." An appropriate life experience for Waldun would maybe skipping class to take his gf to a beach

and shut up about Waldun being gay, Cooper. No one cares about your delusional theory and no one cares about your shit poetry, not even KDBooks

>>18918741
Quixoticness, ESLness and a lack of self-awareness.

>>18917953
I'M CRYING

>>18918743
fuck you pal my poetry is shitty and you will care.
i haven't even posted any excerpts yet

>>18918741
Step 1: Read a few of the classics
Step 2: Go through little to no formal training in writing
Step 3: Start (((YouTube))) channel
Step 4: Convince yourself you're ready to write a book
Step 5: Do so, but make it incredibly derivative, and completely devoid of any unique artistic merit
Step 6: Be Waldenesque

>>18918743
KEK. Or driving somewhere even though he forgot wallet and license at home

>>18918768
going to a coffee shop bathroom without bringing your own TP

>>18918743

based

Why is no one talking about the book? You have read it, right?

>>18918762
>i haven't even posted any excerpts yet
yes you have, you made a thread asking for opinions on your poetry a while ago

>>18918782
/lit/ has picked it apart already. we need kdbooks to get the discourse rolling again

>>18918762
Yes, you did post your crap poetry, and your thread died with fewer than 10 replies. You're mad that Waldun didn't want to be your friend anymore and now you're spamming all 6 threads with your homo theory that no one gives you Yous for and no one believes. Fuck off Cooper and never come back

>>/lit/thread/S18850630

>>18918785
the one where my first and last name & Goodreads was doxed? yeah, no, that was not me

whatever cooper just stop sucking kdbooks's dick it's fucking pathetic

>>18918782
There's not enough appreciation of Tom's arc. Going from essentially a background character to the most passionate figure in the novel. Remember that Eddington's whole experience is false. He's being raised up to be the new "virus" of The Regime (le virus, if you will). Tom really does find a book that The Regime doesn't want him to find. He really does revolt. In the end, his blood stains the books in The Archive. His essence will drip into The Plant, perhaps even penetrate into the minds of the students of L'Academie. This needs more analysis.

>>18918775
Not wiping the seat in said bathroom before he sits to down to pee

>>18918792
it was some little rat who hung around me and Waldun who incessantly gets mad for my shitposting.

>>18918800
i am excited for the review what can i say, he seems like a nice guy (plus i grift professionally)

>>18918808
you're a scumbag and you deserve to be gutted for what you did to waldun. return the camera he sent you.

>>18918818
seethe, cope, dilate, etc.,
stay mad Blake

>>18918806
Anyone have comfy anons link? I am working through Learned Disguise tonight and then will go on to le new book

>>18918782
these threads are filled with autistic drama, schizophrenic ramblings and projecting homosexuals. I doubt anyone here read past the first page (myself included).

>>18918832
Wrong. I have diligently been finding typos. 4 so far

>>18918818
He posted a discord screenshot, so he deserves to be gutted? Is this Waldun?

>>18918806
i was very pleased with tom’s arc, even if it was a bit hurried. given how the rest of the book shakes out, i had totally expected him to be a rat whose sniveling grass ass gets thrown to the sharks the minute he’s not needed anymore

>>18917966
THREADLY REMINDER THAT SHE FUCKED AN ANON THAT POSTS HERE WHILE VISITING WALDUN IN MELBOURNE

>>18918839
>he thinks onThe is a typo, not a genius neologism
the Waldunian disposition claims another victim

Link to L'Academie for anons who actually want to read it

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mI_boAUfwMtcJRTwbaTH4-qFW0fNDljb/view

>>18918869
It seems clear to me that the charlatan team of editors Wally hired are the ones responsible for the typos. Whether they introduced them accidentally while "fixing" the text or purposefully in order to sabotage him is yet to be seen

>>18918891
how many words do you think he has produced with that typewriter

>>18918642
I'm going to finish reading his Melbourne Journal and write about the gay subtext. We're getting close to the bump limit so it will probably be on the next thread.
>>18918654
There isn't a divergence between the two. The HH is what we're exploring in order to firmly establish the Repression Theory.
>>18918665
Use this pasta. Click over to the link at the bottom and check out the scholarship there (note that this is proto-HH and we're still seeking textual evidence to further establish the Repression Theory). >>18917370 (this part especially >>18912091 which links to >>18897588 (which itself is a later iteration of a post from the first thread)).

is it just me, or are these threads getting faster?
Waldunchads... we can't be stopped...

has Jay The Author published anything?

>>18918891
Thanks anon

>>18918916
Building more and more momentum. Anyone know the record for subsequent threads on the same topic? We're at the point now that a "best of" memorial can be made to our scholarship by someone willing to go through the 1500+ posts we've generated so far...

I have nothing insightful to offer but I don’t recall us having investigated the cover art. I’m starting the book after Learned Disguise but his “font” choice for the title is…interesting. Does it relate to the book? Also, I recall an anon mentioning the cover is his reflection in a bathroom mirror after having gai sechs?

>>18918942
not gay sex, picking up the piss-soaked crumbs from the floor of the bathroom to eat them while masturbating.
he's not a total debaucher.

>>18918918
besides the Tales of this City or whatever crap he wrote with Jaydin Retard and Waldun, he wrote a book about his backpacking trip through Europe. Here's the pic of the first sentence of his book

https://www.amazon.com/1200KM-Barcelona-Portugal-Jay-Ventress-ebook/dp/B08FWY3TVR/

>>18918956
unironically decent start.

>>18916968
How can a person be so delusional?

I know his real name is Robin but has he ever revealed what the C in R.C. Waldun stands for?

>>18918979
Cock.

>>18918984
kek

>>18918956
actually has me wanting to read more, unironically unlike walduncels

>>18918979
China

>>18918979
Robin "Chyna" Waldun

>>18918992
>>>/lit/thread/S18850630
honhonhon, a fellow scatological humour enthusiast I see? I liked Jay before, but now i'm thoroughly convinced of his BASED status

hmmm

i may need to redirect my studies...jay's writing is...dare i say it...fascinating in light of the HH

>>18919004
fucgk off cooper you're not welcome here.

RETURN the camera

IF WHOEVER MAKES THE NEW THREAD USES THE SAME PASTA I WILL NOT BE A HAPPY WALDUNCHAD

>>18919030
The fact he's so influenced by the Beat Generation (and we all know about their homosexual shit and Ginsberg's pederasty) has been very influential on Waldun's subconscious.

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>>18918305
Here my fellow Waldun scholars, the first chapter of La Academie.

In true ESL fashion as was meant to be read.

https://vocaroo.com/1etrm6H9geOF