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It's not looking good for the Waldunchads... the Welsh warrior dealt a tough blow... but Waldun is not defeated yet... he still has some life left in him... how will he mount his miraculous comeback?

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>> No.18924720

Odd that so many typos made it in the book

>> No.18924727

>>18924720
>5 editors

>> No.18924729

>>18924711
Those 5 editors betrayed my boy. This is just his Sartoris bros, everything will be fine.

>> No.18924734

>>18924711
That pic is Waldun reading these threads. He is NOT pleased.

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>Thread #10 was the final thread
Happy to keep discussing my boy

>> No.18924742

>>18924737
>>Thread #10 was the final thread
according to whom? Waldun is not restricted to such arbitrary bounds.

>> No.18924749

>>18924729
Yeah how did they miss the glaring typos?

Something is fishy

>> No.18924751

>>18924727
>Fiverr editors

>> No.18924757

It's up to Waldun's dark academia friends to save him. There is naught that we can do

>>18923871
>>18923855
>>18923841

>> No.18924764

>>18924734
No, that's just the face of someone who's focused on reading our criticisms in order to improve his craft.
His recent book might have been a solid 7/10 but the next shall be a 10/10 masterpiece, rest assured.

>> No.18924765

A decade from now academics will still be debating who got it right: Orwell or Huxley. Waldunchads will sit in the back of the lecture halls with a slight smirk on their face. They're still debating this...even after all these years? Heh. They'll get up and move slowly to the door.

As a cool wind blows through the campus they'll put their earbuds in and adjust their collar. Slyly, they'll drop a copy of L'Academie onto the ground. It's not rubbish--but it will surely be picked up...eventually.

>> No.18924766

It's about the movement. Jaidyn is the beating heart. Jay is the body. Waldun is the mind.

It all runs painfully deep.

Start your adventure here:
Introduction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1ZpAiw3vio
Familiarization: https://youtu.be/tzAqf00sFII
Our man, Our Boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qRWrPDNbGw

Getting to know Jaidyn (HEART):
https://youtu.be/G9egz4rDrCU
https://youtu.be/dU9BNkjlyF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3ub5pnKzlE

Getting to know Jay (BODY):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLBzJkDfhgU
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wPS2mriODdEnzko3Fh5k3L58mswruN7F/view
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeM67BqJC-0

Getting to know Waldun (MIND):
The lack of self-awareness. The repressed homosexuality. His early masterpiece, The Learned Disguise, is the only way in. However, you can start your journey into this young man via his fashion advice as inspired by his daddy issues (trying to please him but realizing he must make his own path to self-discovery): https://youtu.be/TyTh_F0rc-A

Advanced Waldunlore (Introduction to HH):
>>18912091

Recent Developments:
KDB Review: https://youtu.be/3GyChCD3rdA
KDB Plagiarism Exposed: http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?64383-Please-Help!-Source-of-Quote-Believed-to-be-JOHN-MILTON-PARADISE-LOST >>18924155 >>18924282

>> No.18924776

>>18924751
According to official canon, he used fiverr for Learned Disguise and did not use them again for L'Academie. We don't know where he got the flock of charlatans that masquerade as editors for this book.

>> No.18924779

>>18924711
Alright Waldo, you're decoy book was released and viscously attacked by internet. It all went as planned. Now, please, now is the time. Release the real book now. They have no hate left in them. They cannot do it all again. Release it now, Waldo, and they will have no right to give. Your at the gates of success, you're plan now just needs to be finished that last step. Release the book.

>> No.18924786

>>18924766
Has anyone confronted KDP about his plagiarism?

>> No.18924788

>>18924776
there was an anon here a couple of threads back who linked a potential website he could have used for editing.
Waldun said he found a company that edited something like the first 2000 words for free, which should only be a few possible editors.

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>>18924779
Based Waldunian

>> No.18924798

>>18924766
In a few years we will have enough Waldun lore for a wikia like Chris Chan's.

>> No.18924802
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It was the editors that fucked /ourguy/ over lads, they must have purposefully sabotaged him. Hopefully he has the unedited version in all it's genius
#RELEASETHEWALDUNCUT

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18924807

Did
Did he even read the proof before sending it to the printers

>> No.18924815

>>18924802
RELEASE THE FIRST DRAFT WALDUN! PROVE ALL YOUR HATERS WRONG!

>> No.18924824

>>18924766
That new video (Our man, Our Boys)... "Jaidyn was about to date a girl."
>feels a need to specify and emphasize "a girl"
KEK HH confirmed.

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>>18924798
One of the hyperautists should probably start one. There are so many scholars that deserve recognition. Original OP with the slowly disappearing picture of Wally, Sneed, Z, Baudrillard Scholar that discovered the intentional misquote, and Google Drive archiving anon (who might be OP?)
Picrel is possibly the worst chapter in the entire book

>> No.18924833

I think Waldun will play the old "blame everything on the editors" card again. He did it for The Learned Disguise, and it's an easy way for him to push blame away from himself.

>> No.18924838

>>18924765
someone post this in KDB's videos

>> No.18924839

>>18924802
It seems clear to me that the charlatan team of editors Wally hired are the ones responsible for the typos. Whether they introduced them accidentally while "fixing" the text or purposefully in order to sabotage him is yet to be seen

>> No.18924842

>>18924833
He could do, but he's mentioned a couple times in his videos how great his editors are, so he might have to find a different trick.

>> No.18924843

>>18924830
>allies
what did he mean by this

>> No.18924851

>>18924843
Alleys. The editors messed it up, Wally had it correct originally

>> No.18924859

imagine getting bamboozled by editor jannies twice in a row

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>>18924711

Now I see how psychotic Waldun is.
Let's be honest,he probably hasn't even read half the books he talks about on his channel.
He literally gave advice on how to finish IJ when he himself couldn't finish it.

There is actually something wrong with him.Not even kidding.

>> No.18924865
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18924865

>My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
>Got out of bed at all
>The Melbourne rain clouds up my window
>And I can't see at all
>And even if I could it'll all be grey
>Put your writings on my wall
>They remind me, that I'm not so bad
>I'm not so bad

Dear Waldun, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my Insta, my Youtube, and my Discord at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably is problems because of COVID or somethin'
Ha, sometimes my tenses get all jumbled when I jot 'em
But anyways...fuck it, what's been up? How's Jay The Author?
I'ma start a movement too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I fake a partner, guess what I'ma call her
I'ma call her Ila...
I read the threads on 4chan and I'm sorry
I had experience with goons who didn't recognize real drama
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even pay your Patreon to support your writing...no scam
I got a folder full of your videos and your Instas man
I like the shit you did in high school too, it wasn't whack
Anyways, I hope you see this man, please post back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
You're our man

>My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
>Got out of bed at all
>The Melbourne rain clouds up my window
>And I can't see at all
>And even if I could it'll all be grey
>Put your writings on my wall
>They remind me, that I'm not so bad
>I'm not so bad

Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Subscribe & Follow Fans"
This will be the last post I ever send your ass
It's been days and still no Fkn word, I don't deserve it
I know you got my last two Tweets...I did the tenses on 'em perfect
So this is the last message I'm sending you, I hope you see it...
I'm talkin to strangers right now, 'bout to go down some dark 'allies'
Hey Eddington, I drank a bottle of wine
The light is green, think I can walk in a straight line?
You know Ulysses by James Joyce, "Though much is taken, much abides"
About that guy who just walked around while he got cucked by his wife?
Yes...I know you do, you and Ila read it all, you both posted 'bout it
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from a cucked life
Now it's too late, the cafe closed, no long black and I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy reply or a like
I hope you know I was so upset I wiped out on my bike
I love you Waldun, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you write and post about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you cream about it
I hope that cum tribute eats at you and you just seethe about me
See R.C--shut up about dead babies! I'm tryin' not to balk!
Hey R, that's Jaidyn scribblin' on a trunk
But I didn't make him gloat, I just lit him up, see he ain't like you
'Cause if he pontificates we'll suffer more, and still unsubscribe too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the H&M now
Oh shit, almost forgot, it's about time that you come out

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18924869

>>18924860
he's just lazy. it's indicative of this instant fulfilment generation

>> No.18924870

>>18924851
yeah, i was being sardonic. that entire page is retarded, though. "the sky darkened with every passing hour" yes that is how nighttime typically approaches you fucking idiot you don't need to describe it like that

>> No.18924875
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Do any anyone have the first chapter of L academie being read by Tony Montana? That shit was hilarous.

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>>18924830
>that absolutely limpid, souless, dead prose
the tears waldunbros....... they FLOW! look how better his juvenile attempt at Joyce was compared to this shit

>> No.18924883

>>18924865
enough. you've had your (You)s and it wasn't that great to begin with.

>> No.18924886

>>18924860
He used to study physics, he must know how to prove by induction. I'm quoting a proof of his method.
>He hypothetically finished them. observe:
>on monday he read one page
>on tuesday he read another
>by the principle of induction, he would have read the entire book of IJ in 1000 days.
>knowing this, there was no need to actually read it.

>> No.18924895

>>18924882
>Laughter, soon came forth.
he's actually the most insipid and irritating writer in all of human history. fuck him

>> No.18924899

>>18924807
What happened here? What software did he use to put together the book?

>> No.18924904

>>18924883
>Robin Wu
>Real name no gimmicks

Jaidyn and Jay go walkin' outside
walkin' outside, walkin' outside
Jaidyn and Jay go walkin' outside
walkin' outside, walkin' outside

Guess who's back, back again
Waldun's back, tell 4-chan

Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

I've learned a disguise, 'cause nobody wants to see Robin no more
They want Waldun, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want L'Academie , this is what I'll give ya...
So the KDB won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on /L-I-T/
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on Jay's lips
Fuck that, cum on Jay's lips and some on his tits
And get ready 'cause this proses's about to get flowing
I just canceled all my preorders, "Fuck you, anon!"

>> No.18924905

>>18924882
There's unironically SOVL in this book. the academy is soulless shite.

>> No.18924908

>>18924824
>That new video (Our man, Our Boys)
Link?

>> No.18924914

>>18924802
#RELEASETHEWALDUNCUT

>> No.18924915

>>18924899
Paint

>> No.18924916

>>18924883
A decade from now academics will still be debating who got it right: Orwell or Huxley. Waldunchads will sit in the back of the lecture halls with a slight smirk on their face. They're still debating this...even after all these years? Heh. They'll get up and move slowly to the door.

As a cool wind blows through the campus they'll put their earbuds in and adjust their collar. Slyly, they'll drop a copy of L'Academie onto the ground. It's not rubbish--but it will surely be picked up...eventually.

>> No.18924918

>>18924729
>This is just his Sartoris bros
What does it refer to?

>> No.18924921

I have a bad feeling about this bros, I feel like this is leading to something catastrophic.

>> No.18924931

>>18924921

Quite a waldunian experience if you ask moi.

>> No.18924936

>>18924908
New to the pasta (it's in there).

>> No.18924938

>>18924921
Yes, he will soon move on to either film or photography.

>> No.18924943

>>18924883
COPYpastas faggot. Do better.

>> No.18924947

>>18924833
This is strange because did waldun not get a printed copy and sit down with a pen and highlight his own novel? That's how you find errors and reading it aloud

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>>18924938
>I finished Sátántangó, Here's How - 3 Tips
>brother 'tonioni!

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>>18924711
>L'Académie Noir: La Résurrection

How do we make this happen? The redemption will be marvellous.

>> No.18924958

>>18924938
Agreed. However, there is a chance he will continue with his non fiction writing. He hasn't been blasted for that yet.

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>>18924882
So much soul,. He just needs to find a good editor.
>>18924918
Third Faulkner novel. It was heavily cut by his editor (Around 40,000 words were gone). The original work "Flags in the Dust" was released three decades later. After Sartoris, Faulkner would go on to write the American classic "The Sound and The Fury".

>> No.18924964

>>18924953
We ghost write it for Waldun

>> No.18924966

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>> No.18924967

>>18924960
Do you know which is better? Sartroris or Flags in the Dust?

>> No.18924971

>>18924905
even his short stories were better than his current ones. id honestly say that one story about the day before graduation was a solid and acceptable piece of work

>> No.18924975

>>18924964
>>18924953
Unironically we should write something and publish it under Waldun name.

We need to make him a stand-alone complex.

>> No.18924993

>>18924975
/lit/izens write Waldun's third novel... It's so crazy it just might work

>> No.18924994

>>18924966
it's very late in melbourne robin, go to sleep

>> No.18924996

Yes, yes... a heavy on stream of consciousness novel about an bullied asian boy who likes to wear 東方的 filly dresses.

>> No.18925008

>>18924882
I like this

>> No.18925014

>>18924964

we should unironically

>> No.18925018

>>18924993
Let's do it. I'm an ESL so I think I would fit right in with his prose

>> No.18925019
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>>18924870
The rest of the chapter is a shitshow. There is a sentence that particularly irks me.
>If Nausea was a terrifying look at a grim life come true, the book about the French Revolution was an exhilarating account of revolt and the power of the crowd.
First of all, obviously, it should say "If Nausea were..."
But even more irritating is the following. That the book on the FR is an exhilarating account should be Ed's unconditional opinion. The state of the book on the FR is not dependant on the characteristics of Nausea, yet Waldun presents the following from the text: if Sartre had written Nausea any differently, the French Revolution would not be as interesting to Eddington. Furthermore, by Waldun's assertion, in the case where Nausea is not a terrifying look at a grim life come true (which I could argue to be the case; Ed is having an existential crisis sure, but he does not question his own existence), then this book on the French Revolution has no meaning to him, or more precisely, is not an exhilarating account of the revolt and the power of the crowd. Surely Wally was intending to highlight the strong effect this history book full of characters had on Eddington, but by doing so poorly, he is cosmicly entangling Ed's understanding of two unrelated books, and worse, he is stating the exact opposite of his perhaps intended assertion.

>> No.18925023

>>18925014
what would the title be? "the diaries of a rogue academic" would be a cool one

>> No.18925028

>>18924931
>>18924938
Jokes aside, if you’ve ever had the unfortunate chance of knowing someone that’s mediocre, when everyone around them is edging them on, then the persons (Waldun) usually becomes reactive. I think that he honestly thought he did a decent enough job on the first book, but not on the second. I doubt he’s narcissistic enough to believe the lies of his environment this time, and because of his upbringing, will second guess himself. He’s extremely sheltered, and I think the reality of his situation will crash.

>> No.18925031

>>18924960
>unironically comparing this fraud chink to Faulkner
You faggots are more delusional than your idol.

>> No.18925033

>>18924952
kek
>>18924958
Yeah, I'd like to see him do some gonzo journalism on the depraved suburbs of Melbourne

>> No.18925034

>>18924967
Both are good but also 1000x better than whatever waldung writes.

>> No.18925036

the review drops the same day jay announces he’s returning to england. what a sad day for us waldunchads :(

>> No.18925041

>>18924882
>Man at the stall, another in a hall, both sharing solitary appall.
The bars... they flow!
Honestly the bottom half of that page is quote Joycean. I wouldn't call it good per se, but it is most definitely creative.

>> No.18925042

>>18925034
Yeah but was Faulkner's editor right?

>> No.18925044

>>18925036
should've never left kek

>> No.18925047

How do Waldunces cope now that their idol got his chink bussy ravaged by a Celtic BVLL?

>> No.18925050

>>18925014
>>18925018
>>18924975
We will make the L'Academie we were promised. No futuristic YA drivel. Instead, it will be full of dusty books, dark academia girls, and tweed blazers. It will be the tale of one man leading a literary movement and his struggle with the English language and his repressed homosexuality.

>> No.18925064

>>18925050
BASED

>> No.18925070

>>18925050
Big if true

>> No.18925073

>>18925041
he genuinely tried. and i think all the blowback hit him really hard and he ended up take the wrong lesson. instead of trying to get better he thought "im not bad the style is the part that is wrong, maybe if focus on plot instead of "pretty sentences"(god i hate how dismissive of prose he is in his recent videos) i can write something good" which basically sent him down his cringe neo beatnik pseudo ghetto path he is on now

>> No.18925075

I've just clicked on these threads for the first time. Can't believe what I'm reading

>> No.18925080

>>18925075
You like it?

>> No.18925081

>>18925073
We can still save him

>> No.18925096

>>18925073
he went from imitating joyce to imitating shitty YA
it's already over, he sold out by his 2nd novel

>> No.18925098

>>18924938
>Jay acts
>Jaidyn writes the script
>Waldun directs
Body, mind, and soul

>> No.18925100

>>18925036
But but but...they promised "never to leave one another as long as the prose was still true and ringing." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qRWrPDNbGw

Does Jay leaving mean L'Acadamie isn't true? Does it mean that it didn't ring? No, it can't be...it must be because of Yoko/Echo.

>> No.18925105

>>18925036
Wasn't that jay post from july?

>> No.18925106

>>18924993
>>18925018
>>18925050
We should write some shorts stories and vignette about dark academia as a tribute to Waldun.
A plus if you are an ESL.

>> No.18925109

>>18925100
In the podcast you can hear Wally's disdain for Yoko Ono and she clearly gets in the way of he and Jay falling in love

>> No.18925113

>>18924786
Someone should. He needs to answer for it.

>> No.18925115

>>18925100
It's because of Ila. She's the Yoko Ono of the Melbournian Waldunian neo-Beat movement

>> No.18925117

>>18925106
Nah

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>>18925081
somewhere inside him is that quirky inquirer we all knew and loved. and for posterity here's some bonus learned disguise readings I forgot I had
https://voca.ro/1lqYie7V2HIb
https://voca.ro/1lb2JPoNU1WJ
https://voca.ro/13OqyrGphtaH
https://voca.ro/1cTfO6BpWuFo
https://voca.ro/1fH9JgXbEgdF
https://voca.ro/1iQbNz7AmPjW

(Mr Morton& Jamie Joyce kino) https://voca.ro/1j1lR75ZIVN6
https://voca.ro/1j1lR75ZIVN6

https://voca.ro/1fH9JgXbEgdF
https://voca.ro/19f0xEqMAJHo
https://voca.ro/1aOQHtCMEnSl

>> No.18925125

>>18925050
>>18925064
>>18925070
The scene where the Jay tells the Waldun he's leaving Melbourne will rival the greats.

>> No.18925130

>>18924921
he's not going to an hero, for every literati autist he has 100 pseud viewers that will hail this as a masterpiece, he will simply stay deluded in his little bubble

>> No.18925133

>>18925106
This seems more realistic for the time being. We can then take the best bits and spin it into our redemption novel

>> No.18925141

>>18924952
Tip 1: Adult Diapers

>> No.18925148

>>18925130
I've been looking at his videos. It seems like most of the comments on them always come from the same exact people. Are they devoted fans or...bots?

>> No.18925160

>>18925148
I decided to click some of them to check their channels for content. First one I found is fucking kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptBl2gO9GIg

>> No.18925164

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GyChCD3rdA

God this was satisfying to watch

>> No.18925177

>>18925164
>KDB Plagiarism Exposed: http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?64383-Please-Help!-Source-of-Quote-Believed-to-be-JOHN-MILTON-PARADISE-LOST >>18924155 >>18924282
Already been exposed as a plagiarising pseud in the pasta.

>> No.18925178

>waldun is still deleting comments in his l'academie video
bros... he's doing full damage control...

>> No.18925182

>>18925160
what the fuck am i watching

>> No.18925195

>>18925182
No HH needed. Repression Theory does not apply.

>> No.18925201

>>18925177
cope

>> No.18925204

>>18925177
Wait why is this plagiarism?

He Googled for the source of the quote and no doubt saw this forum post, but the information is accurate, the quotation absolutely does not come from John Milton. Furthermore, it certainly couldn't come from Paradise Lost/Regained, because the metrical structure and number of syllables doesn't match.

While "innocence" and "darkness" definitely have been featured in Milton's works, and one can definitely find them by CTRL+F the Gutenberg link, what KDB is saying is... factually accurate... And confirmed by this forum post...

>> No.18925219

>>18925098
>>18924938
Christopher Miller will adapt and direct. https://youtu.be/0KlUFlvdwac

The pitch at the end is glorious.

>> No.18925238

what if daniel radcliffe plays eddington's dad in the adaptation? would waldun start larping as a l'academie character?

>> No.18925244

>>18925204
>I applied the exact same methodology using the exact same keywords as a forum post and it's just a coincidence!
Cope

>> No.18925246

>>18925178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW1ja7PC2Vc
Can someone post something about the KD review here? I want to see if he's still awake at 4am

>> No.18925256

>>18925096
>it's already over, he sold out by his 2nd novel
did anyone even bother listening/reading his "passing tales" collection? he posted this excerpt of a story on his channel
https://youtu.be/zAO-6EL5FUY

>> No.18925260

>>18925204
>Wait why is this plagiarism?
Why don't you shut the fuck up, bitch

>> No.18925268

>>18925256
I did. The "new" material is hilarious. However, the FU Burger is so poorly written and boring that it's not even funny.

>> No.18925275

>>18924966
Chek'd and kek'd

>> No.18925276

>>18925109
Waldun's disdain for Echo can be seen very clearly in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17c1bqwQBu4
especially at 3:05 when Echo is holding the microphone, yet Waldun address only Jay, which clearly disgruntles Jay.

>> No.18925300

>>18925268
>I did. The "new" material is hilarious.
Intentionally hilarious?

>> No.18925302

Why does every Anglo Asian have the same accent as Markiplier?

>> No.18925303

Jay is too cringe and autistic for his looks desu. Very, very weird.

>> No.18925314

>>18925276
>"This man loves his garbage."
He hates her bro.

>> No.18925315

>>18925300
...what do you think?

>> No.18925318 [DELETED] 

>>18925276
“Awkward greeting”. Mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble “wa ah day” - jacket and shorts guy

>> No.18925323

>>18925315
Since he is aping David sedaris and sedaris is cringe on his own, plus you add waldun’s “unique” style, I’d say it was rather not funny in the intended way

>> No.18925328

>>18925080
IT's revelatory

>> No.18925333

>>18925244
I don't know what's funnier...the people coping over KDB's plagiarism or the fact he was dumb enough to copy the methodology of someone who thinks Milton is translated.

>> No.18925340

>>18925333
pretend to have copied*

>> No.18925355
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>>18924711
>WALDUN DELETING COMMENT ON HIS L'ACADEMIE VIDEO
HE HAS SEEN THE REVIEW
>WALDUN DELETING COMMENT ON HIS L'ACADEMIE VIDEO
HE HAS SEEN THE REVIEW
>WALDUN DELETING COMMENT ON HIS L'ACADEMIE VIDEO
HE HAS SEEN THE REVIEW
>WALDUN DELETING COMMENT ON HIS L'ACADEMIE VIDEO
HE HAS SEEN THE REVIEW
>WALDUN DELETING COMMENT ON HIS L'ACADEMIE VIDEO
HE HAS SEEN THE REVIEW
>WALDUN DELETING COMMENT ON HIS L'ACADEMIE VIDEO
HE HAS SEEN THE REVIEW

>> No.18925356

>>18925246
he's not deleting the sneed comment, he's finally resting bros

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>>18925276
I did not expect his voice to sound like that

>> No.18925389

Waldun has a pretty deep voice for a small chink

>> No.18925395

>>18925356
Goognight, sweet prince...
>>18925389
He's 6'1-6'2

>> No.18925400

>>18924882
Maybe kdb and /lit/ were a bit too harsh in their reviews of the learned disguise. There is a pretension here, the best kind, that of a youth inspired by his predecessors. It's still terrible, but he's trying for something interesting here at least. I suppose we only see and appreciate after the equally nonsensical, but soulless L'Académie. Such a shame.

Waldun, you need several years to reflect and practice. Stop making YouTube videos, stop giving people advice and taking money from your followers. Focus on your studies and your craft.

>> No.18925404

>>18925395
>He's 6'1-6'2
bullshit, we have his photo with the motorcycle.

>> No.18925425

>>18925400
>Maybe kdb and /lit/ were a bit too harsh in their reviews of the learned disguise. There is a pretension here, the best kind, that of a youth inspired by his predecessors. It's still terrible, but he's trying for something interesting here at least. I suppose we only see and appreciate after the equally nonsensical, but soulless L'Académie. Such a shame.
dubs of fuckin truth man
>There is a pretension here, the best kind, that of a youth inspired by his predecessors.
i guess milton was right. innocence's, once lost, can never be regained. He will never express such an earnest attempt ever again. he will dumb his work down even more for basic art hoes

>> No.18925432

>>18925276
that bit with the photographer is interesting too. he immediately mentions that he speaks french to let us know that he's european thus white? first thing he does when he meets him is ask him about his (white?) girlfriend? why does he only care about his acquaintances' partners when they're white women?

>> No.18925439

>>18925276
Do we ever get to see echos face?

>> No.18925449

Guys...
I found rule 34 of Waldun...

>> No.18925451

>>18924882
Let us not fail to note the marked improvement in typographical style, with Learned Disguise's straight apostrophes and quote marks being replaced by L'Academie's curly ones.

Compare >>18924882 and >>18925019.

>> No.18925453

This whole thing is kind of just hilarious to me but depressing at the same time
This entire arc that Waldun has taken I feel is very representative of the way modern young people struggle and ultimately fail to live authentic and meaningful lives especially in regards to artistic pursuits.

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>>18925449
Here it is

>> No.18925459

>>18925439
she's asian

>> No.18925461

>>18925432
>why is the chinese twink obsessed with being white obsessing with being white
>>18925449
Post it coward

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>>18925453
ironic then.. he could save others.. but not himself ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQfq6Ao2U6s

>> No.18925472

>>18925459
Pic?

>> No.18925487

>>18924766
Wait...I just realized that the quote might be a paraphrase of something from William Blake. I'm going to have to do research.

>> No.18925576

>>18924882
I didn't think that was so bad.

>> No.18925580

>>18925451
The apostrophes are curvy in both of those pictures.

>> No.18925593

Waldunbros... We lost

>> No.18925595

>>18925451
This is the only (You) I get for my effortpost?

>> No.18925610

>>18925576
it's certainly better than whatever the fuck l'academie is

>> No.18925619

>>18925459
So that's why he despise her.

>> No.18925625

What KDbooks failed to realise is that L'academie must be understood at an instinctual level. Words are but obstacles through which Waldun's thought must flow to produce a powerful critique of the seriousness of the literary world.

>> No.18925631

>>18925595
Confirm or rule out >>18925487 and you'll get your (you). Also, work on the HH...you can put what's been gathered together into a pasta or meme and/or generate more criticism based on textual evidence.

>> No.18925636

>>18925458
If dubs then I do a tribute

>> No.18925648
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18925648

>>18925636
Do it

>> No.18925654

>>18925648
No, don't eat the cat. Please

>> No.18925687

>>18925631
I'm talking about my effortpost relating to the sentence that links Nausea with the French textbook. However, I am the anon that discovered the box of hotdogs and its correlation to HH (homosexual hypothesis) and I could round all of the evidence up into a cohesive copypasta. For now, I am reading all of the poems by Blake on poetryfoundation.org and will report my findings

>> No.18925696

>eddington felt nauseous after reading la nausée
waldunchads... i kneel...

>> No.18925703

why the fuck has Waldun talked to this reviewer guy? this is like one of the big things authors are not supposed to do

>> No.18925704

>>18925487
>>18925687
I recommend getting this http://library.lol/main/999383C73CA4B03217A2B46BB1333E0B and searching it using keywords. (You know, kind of like KDB pretended to do when he plagiarized that old forum post).

>> No.18925706

>>18925636
Trips lied so why should we believe you?

>> No.18925713

>>18925050
an incurable cough from nights spent in the stacks after closing hours, rows of slim ribs behind damp plaids, the darkest donegals with all their silvery flares

>> No.18925716

>>18925706
But I didn't get dubs

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>>18925648
Trips? I eat it. Dubs? He does a tribute. Singles? We all go home and pretend none of this happened.

>> No.18925749

man it's just depressing now
the video was hype but now man... I don't think it was worth it
at least we had hope before

>> No.18925753

>>18925716
That's not how it works.

>> No.18925763

>>18925703
What are the others?

>> No.18925766

>>18925749
This. I was only able to watch the video because it was playing audio only in the background while I was working. Now I tried to watch it and the second hand embarassment is too strong. Am I actually feeling bad for Waldun? I don't know anymore

>> No.18925773

>>18925753
Also pretty sure that sick fuck got multiple dubs as well.

>>18925716
This is a dying meme...it peaked in the 8th thread and we had a little bump with KDB. A new tribute would probably be a fitting end but it's gross and you'll have to live with yourself after.

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>> No.18925793

>>18925777
When I was 11 I used to google "funny things to post online" and this was the kind of thing that came up, I would post and it somehow convince myself that the funny quotes were actually mine. I believe its something similar thats happening in this tweet

>> No.18925799

>>18925777
Waldunian...., even from this post I had to type W7DVN for the captcha...

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>>18925704
Just read through everything on poetryfoundation.org and there is nothing that could resemble the Milton quote. I will look through his complete works using the search words of innocence, darkness, and lost. Any other word I should check?

>> No.18925810

>>18925803
try "proses"

>> No.18925826

>>18925803
Anons(myself included) have already done this in the very first L'Académie thread, but do it anyway, maybe you will find somethinf. Some anon gave very enlightening comments about the possibe origin of the quote, but absolutely nothing to do with Milon