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19366062 No.19366062 [Reply] [Original]

>Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all these things be accomplished

>> No.19366103
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Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?
Matthew 6:26

But he said unto them, I have meat to eat that ye know not of. Therefore said the disciples one to another, Hath any man brought him ought to eat? Jesus saith unto them, My meat is to do the will of him that sent me, and to finish his work. Say not ye, There are yet four months, and then cometh harvest?

behold, I say unto you, Lift up your eyes, and look on the fields; for they are white already to harvest. And he that reapeth receiveth wages, and gathereth fruit unto life eternal: that both he that soweth and he that reapeth may rejoice together. And herein is that saying true, One soweth, and another reapeth. I sent you to reap that whereon ye bestowed no labour: other men laboured, and ye are entered into their labours.
John 4:32-38

Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.
Proverbs 18:21

>> No.19366268

>>19366062
They did. Jerusalem was destroyed. As for the Second Coming, He Himself says only the Father knows the hour.

>> No.19366275

>>19366062
>generation
Bad translation. It means ‘race’ or ‘lineage’, and he’s referring to Christians

>> No.19366438

>>19366062
And then it did, and he never returned

lol

>> No.19367538

>>19366062
>>19366275


BY «GENERATION» IS MEANT THE HUMAN GENVS IN THE WORLD: THE SÆCVLVM MVNDI.

>> No.19367605

>>19366275
>>19367538
Cope. Your revisionist translations are the bad ones

>> No.19367666

>>19366062
>>19366103
>>19366268
>>19367605
IT IS CURRENTLY 72CE.
MASADA STANDS
THOSE WHO ARE NOW LIVING HAVE NOT PASSED AWAY

>> No.19367668

>>19367538
>>19366275
Further proof that the prophecies and predictions of the Bible don't even mean much because their meanings are so flexible and Talmudizable

>> No.19367677
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>> No.19367701

>>19367605


YOU ARE NESCIENT.

>> No.19368107
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>Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise.
>He descended into hell.

>> No.19368379

This is in reference to the same end-times generation that sees his sign, NOT the generation which saw him in his first manifestation. Read the whole chapter in stead of cherrypicked verses next time. T. athiest

>> No.19368409

>>19368379
Cope

>> No.19368532

>>19368379
No, YOU read the whole chapter. He is talking about the generation who sees firstly Jersualem's fall

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>>19366062
And so it was!

>> No.19368616

>>19368545
Why don’t you shut the fuck up and stop pretending to be a woman on the internet and stealing some other homo tripfag’s logo?

POAST A TIMESTAMP OR SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER CUNT ASS FAG

xoxo

>> No.19368619

>>19366062
*tips fedora to a true gentlesir*

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>>19366062
>For me Christianity has not yet arrived, and I am like the early Christians, awaiting Christ's return.

>> No.19368688

>>19366268
This. OP and all the other secular redditors BTFO.
Repent OP.

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watch this video if you are not 100% sure of going to heaven /lit/ or if you're trusting your dead works to get to heaven.

this is the real gospel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEawcSFuCTw&t=1s

also watch this documentary if you want to know just how badly corrupted modern bible versions are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXK8yJj-S4U&t=1983s

>> No.19368967

>>19368944
This looks much more like KJV has a corrupted text basis (known true) or that KJV's editorial committee for the New Testament doctored the text…

>> No.19369594

>>19367538
But in that case the message doesn't make much sense. It would mean "These things will happen to humans while humans exist." It's like saying "The dog plays with a ball while the dog is alive. When the dog is dead, the dog doesn't play with a ball anymore."

Why state the obvious

>> No.19369643

>>19369594
The trilemma, duh.

>> No.19370636

>>19366062
Yes, and it was fulfilled in AD 70, while that generation was still alive.

>> No.19370684

>>19367701
You demonstrate poor knowledge of Latin.

>> No.19371372

>>19368619
Your meme will never make God real

>> No.19371460

>>19371372
My dick made your mom feel real.

Also, God exists, fag.

Hth.

>> No.19371516

>>19371460
Does your priest know you're using bad language online? Because that's worthy of at least one turn of sucking him off. He might let you off the hook if you give him an altarboy to pay the penalty for you

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>>19368616
This is an unnecessarily complicated way of asking a woman to see her tits.

>> No.19371653

>>19371625
>>19371625
Butterly’s trip is a tranny, the original camgirl they stole the pics from was a 6/10 with decent tits though

That’s why there’s never been a timestamp nor anything to do with 4chin in the pics

>> No.19371684

>>19371653
She lives in your heads rent free.

>> No.19371751

>>19367677
Wtf? Christ-anons is this true?

>> No.19371761

I actually like to think that the verse about "some are alive here who will not perish" unironically refers to Jesus granting some of the listeners physical immortality. It feels like a very Old Testament thing to do. Like the myth of the Wandering Jew. God bestowing a blessing that's also kind of a curse.

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>>19371751
Kind of. He is correct in that "Daniel" didn't live during the Babylonian exile and it probably was some jew seething at the Seleucids. Linguistic analysis confirms this, but I cant really tell you how, I am no expert. One part of the source material was written in Hebrew, the other in Aramaic, so probably more than one author.
Where the poster is wrong though, is that Pseudo-Daniel is "completely accurate" in his predictions. Yes, he wrote the events in retrospect (VATICINIVM EX EVENTV in cumgenius larpspeak), but it's not like he had good history materials. Check out the very first verse in Daniel
>pic related
It's historically inaccurate. Same for the prophecy about the statue in Nebuchadnezzar's dream: It's very vague, and that's why autists interpret whatever they want into it. Traditionally the silver part is supposed to be the Median Empire, but it coexisted with Babylon, both succumbing to the Achaemenids. But hey, because holy texts can't be flawed and written just by humans, it opens the door for mental gymnastics from nuttcases on youtube or American Protestant cults that can interpret freely what fits their flavour of the year.

>> No.19372529

>>19371684
And you defend him, f o r f r e e

>> No.19372727

>>19372529
You know you could always just filter her instead of crying. Might help your emotional health.

>> No.19373181

>>19372529
Anon is saying the person you’ve concocted in your head is living there.

I’m not as bad as you imagine me to be. Hell, for the umpteenth time, you can filter me. It’s a damn shame I can’t filter your trolling antics. I AM THE ONE AT A DISADVANTAGE

>> No.19373234

>>19367605
You haven't actually read the Bible. You would know how utterly retarded and incorrect you are if you did.

>> No.19373243

>>19366062
>he's STILL seething
lol

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>>19373181
Go away.

>> No.19373440

>>19373405
Use a filter. And find a hobby or something fag.

>> No.19373460

>>19373440
He won’t use a filter. His hobby is trolling.

>> No.19373484
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>>19373440
Don't encourage it faggot.
>>19373460
(You)

>> No.19373511 [DELETED] 

>>19373484
Imagine devoting this much time to any single person on the internet. The fact you won't filter her tells me you're just a bored loser and who legitimately depends on her presence.

>> No.19373520

>>19373484
Imagine devoting this much time to any single person on the internet. The fact you won't filter her tells me you're just a bored loser who legitimately depends on her presence.

>> No.19373561

>>19373520
t. Schizo who thinks that everyone that that hate butterfag is one person

>> No.19373563

>>19373520
Imagine acting like only one person is making fun of the triptranny; seething over it because you're so above it all and just want to post about atheism on the internet.

>> No.19373622

>>19373563
>seething over it because you're so above it all and just want to post about atheism on the internet.
I'm a Christian. You're just an obsessed fag. I'm really interested in knowing why don't you filter her.

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>>19373561
>>19373563
You people can’t read. This much is painfully obvious. Why do you blight this page so? Just go back.

>> No.19373639

>>19373625
You are a complete nutcase who uses stolen pictures of a woman to LARP on a mongolian web forum.

In all sincerity, you need to check yourself into a mental institution.

Hope that helps.

>> No.19373649

>>19371625
i made that butters character but im gonna make another to better capture her goth phase

>>19373639
they make a good point why dont you just filter her trip if she upsets you that much. seems like youre the nutcase here

>> No.19373661

>>19373649
Defend “her” some more fag, i enjoy it

xoxo

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>>19373661
Answer the question nigga.

>> No.19373691

>>19373625
Are you still an atheist? Did your mean Christian parents prove there's no God and their lack of affection lead you to seek out negative attention online?

>>19373649
>still thinks it's only one person making fun of it
Filter yourself faggot.

>> No.19373694

>>19373691
see >>19373683

>> No.19373696

>>19373661
I'm 50/50 it just turned off its trip to make it seem like more than one person is defending it again.

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>>19373694
You're not important enough to make fun of repeatedly...maybe you should put the trip back on retard.

>> No.19373744

>>19373691
>still thinks it's only one person
I already indicated your mistake above. Go back and read it over

>>19373700
That isn’t me. You really need to get away from your screen and go for a walk

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>>19373696
>>19373700
I am everything Butterfly hates. I just want to know why you orbiters can't filter her.

>> No.19373821

>>19373744
The only mistake is your life retard, just call your parents. We also know it's you (the cock is a dead giveaway).
>>19373789
She's more real than an international Jewish conspiracy and I don't have to LARP as a Nazi in order to feel like I fit in.

>> No.19373832

>>19373821
Why don't you filter her?

>> No.19373882

>>19373520
I just disrespect tripfags in general and this tripfag in particular.

>> No.19373907

>>19373882
In other words, yes, you are a loser with no life who dedicates way too much time to strangers on the internet. Thanks, that's all I was looking for.

>> No.19373925

>>19373907
That's was yet another different person retard.

>> No.19373934

>>19373832
Why don't you mind your own business and go back to LARPing as a middle-aged member of the Hitler Youth?

>> No.19373938

>>19373925
And the hive mind still refuses to answer the simple question.
This provides the answer though.

>> No.19374027

>>19373938
Do you really want to know the answer? Do you? It's because whether we like it or not shitting on you is a part of the culture of this board. There's an overwhelming probability that filtering you will just lead to confusion from time to time as to why a given thread has gone off the rails--whereas we can just see you're here and instantly know. Pointing out how pathetic and redundant the posts you make are can sometimes bring people together (albeit at the expense of whatever thread you've fluttered into to spout your nonsense). Some of us will do it because we're pathetic too, using 4chan as a social outlet with which to vent frustration at the world, and some of us will do it because we're immature and think it's funny. Some of us just have free time and don't feel like we're missing out on any worthwhile discussion anyway so we might as well remind you that your presence devalues this section of the internet. Aside from that, you're a constant reminder that we'll all have to grow up sometime should we face the same fate as you--a sad middle-aged internet atheist who posts about midwit political theories that seemingly justify the idea that it's not your fault you're a complete mess. You're a warning.

In the end...it's finally because we know we'll just have to filter you again anyway the next time you post your shitty panties and pretend someone hacked your trip.

inb4 no (You). Get some self-awareness tripfag.

>> No.19374037

>>19374027
>is a part of the culture
Called it.
Trolls wanna troll.
You’ve no interest in literature whatsoever

>> No.19374053

>>19373934
Likewise I will say there are other anons who enjoy Butterfly and don't seethe with autistic rage everytime she posts. I had to disprove your schizophrenic paranoia by showing that.

However I do find your fixation on the fact you're all different anons a bit suspicious, considering I never once assumed you weren't, and that it took this anon>>19374027 eight questions to finally give a long winded answer which can be summed up as, "Yes I have no life."

But no need to inspect element, unlike you I'm not a sperg and don't really care to dive that deep into it.

>> No.19374055

>>19374037
That's just one of the reasons retard and you're one of the worst trolls on here. You're not even good at it--you're a failed troll.

If you really want to do something to change things turn off your trip and stop seeking internet fame on 4chan. You know well that no good comes of it.

>> No.19374064

>>19368107
>Truly I tell you today, you will be with me in paradise.
Greeks and commas, am I right?

>> No.19374074

>>19374053
I wasn't responding to you faggot. The only people who find your fascination with Nazis interesting are those that want to put you on a watch list. Even then--you're probably much too pathetic to even be a concern.

>> No.19374087

>>19372248
What linguistic analysis? Really curious?

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>>19374074
Aw, don't be upset anon.

Here, these people will give you all the help that you need.
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/

>> No.19374127

>>19374103
>[Imagines control over stranger's mental state because no control over anything irl] I totally won! Time to use the old 'kys' meme! If he responds, I'll just say I'm not going to respond anymore and the conversation is over!
Fuck off retard, you're pathetic and no one cares about you.

>> No.19374141

>>19374127
You know you care about me.

>> No.19374157

>>19374141
>If he keeps responding...I can say "rent free!"
Whatever you have to tell yourself in order to sleep at night. Be sure to check under your bed for jews and make sure there are no commies in your closet (that's where your SS heroes live after all).

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>>19374055
>you're a failed troll.
Too busy reading (and working. Yuck)
Sowwy, pappa troll.

>> No.19374189

>>19374167
Go to bed.

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>>19374157
Thanks, almost forgot to check under my bed for jews. Don't forget to check under yours for Butterfly. Or is it only your head she's staying in?

>> No.19374246

>>19374212
>He responded! I can say it! Oh wait, he predicted I'm a retard--better change it up. Butterfly is rent-free! Ha! Got em!
Goodnight retard.

>> No.19374282

>>19374246
Goodnight schizo.

>> No.19374474

>>19374167
You’re a nigger pretending to be a woman on the internet, fag. Haha!

>> No.19374977

>>19366062
Praise Jesus

>> No.19375532

>>19373405
Everything in that image is true. However, you're still a fucking retard. All you butterfly haters are retards. You even call her an attention whore, and then what do you do? You fucking follow her around and SHOVEL ATTENTION on her repeatedly. You people are mind bogglingly stupid. You literally have one job. The old internet adage of don't feed the troll. And what do you do? You reliably provide her daily sustenance. Absolute retards.
Just look at the state of this thread. Who derailed it? Her? Nope. Just shat out a couple of posts. It's you autistic losers who replied to the posts and continue to engage again and again. Now I know this post is a waste because you'll just keep doing the same thing, and she'll keep posting, and you'll keep replying, and despite sounding butthurt in this post, I don't really care that much. I just wanted to call you retarded, which you are. There's like a trail of you cunts following her wherever she goes and using her low quality shitposts as an excuse to kill threads. All of you butters bandwagoners should be banned, the quality of the board would increase immediately. Because unlike you losers, other posters can simply ignore her posts 99% of the time.

>> No.19375562

>>19375532
I enjoy watching her get made fun of on crappy threads that aren't going to go anywhere anyway. Do you think you're a genius because you figured out you don't have to reply to her stupid shit? You sound like a retarded boomer who thinks sperging on common sense makes them sound wise.

>> No.19376862

>>19374474
I’m a woman pretending to be a tulpa