/lit/ - Literature

>>19389545
Fuck I typed zoomers as possessive. Brb hanging myself

>t.

master level bating, bravo

>>19389559
And yet, here you are, on /lit/. Take the beam of wood out of your eye before you use a microscope and tweezers to get the speck out of mine.

>>19389559
This isn't accurate cuz she never drank the cocktail

>>19389545
No one gives a shit you cringey, cringey manchild

>>19389545
>can is unopened and not empty by the time a photo is taken
you don't drink, OP?

>>19389545
Sorry OP I don't talk to losers -- only mega losers.

>>19389545
>implying most of the people here aren't socially stunted zoomers

>>19389559
I also see it this way but I wonder if this isn't just what being social means in this horrible time we live in. Maybe I see it wrong even though literal psychopaths are by far the most successful people on social media?

>>19389545
Story of the eye
drinking piss

>>19389545
You might have better luck with this the /v/ FFFFRIDAY NIGHT thread anon, but since you ask I'm reading WInter Soldiers and drinking Cherry Coke tonight.

>>19389545
Reading picrel on audiobook, got it for free from Audible because Amazon offered me a free credit since I hadn't used Audible for a while. It's a great book.
I'm alternating between reading (listening), applying for jobs and trawling FB, POF and /lit/. I have a bit of dope which I was smoking earlier while listening to my book, but I have no beers unfortunately, but that's ok because I have some beautiful coffee I can make (fresh Lavazza crema beans). It's only 4 o'clock here and it's a beautiful day and the shadows are getting long.
>I rate 8/10 v comfy but I wish I had beers

>>19389771
It's also not accurate because it wasn't a selfie. All women take selfies. All women must be in a photo they post. The focus must be on them.

>>19389835
based anon, brb gonna go jack off in the mud

>>19389581
holy shit that’s a great fucking metaphor anon. stealing it if you don’t mind. goddam that’s good.

>>19389938
By all means go ahead. I came up with it last year. I love seeing the look on people's faces when I say it to them.

Just wanted to share my love of reading with my friends on /lit/. I'm literally crying right now.

>>19389990
>Just wanted to share my love of reading
>on /lit/
What did you expect, you fool!

>>19389965

>>19389938
It's all yours friend :-)

>>19389938
>>19389965
>>19390004
>>19390108
What are you on about? That """""metaphor""""""" is absolute shit.

>>19389897
this, i cannot believe of version of this that doesn't involve the woman's face taking up 75% of the picture

>>19390143
He's samefagging. Just ignore him.

>>19389938
it's not even a metaphor

Doin your mom

>>19390208
>>19390163
>jesus is a bad writer
oof

>>19389545
>two bottles of white wine
>some stupid hobbes study by neuendorff(?) and the leviathan

>>19389545
>No beers yet, smoking Rollie's.
>Listening to VALIS audiobook while driving home in gridlock traffic.

>>19389545
No beer, only water, but I am smoking a bowl.

Reading "Dark Alliance" about how the CIA directly funded paramilitary groups composed of former secret-police from the Nicaraguan and Argentinean Dictatorships, and protected their cocaine-smuggling members from prosecution in the United States (Keeping US prosecutors from seeking charges, preventing DEA agents from investing further, etc).

>>19389545
based Michigan chad??

>>19390573
Columbus

>>19390625
Ah Ohio, Michigan's Iago.

>>19390650
The North/Great Lakes blows ass. Wish I was back down South.

>>19389938
>>19390143

It's from the Bible you illiterate fucks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_7:5

Proper12 Irish whisky with ice and water
Reading nothin

Golden Milk, warm
read the first chapter of "secret history" donna tartt. it's conceited YA garbage. probably going to drop it. dont know why everyone is emptying their nutsack to this trash.

>>19390335
>two bottles of wine

>Old Milwaukee (3 in)
>Plato (Phaedo) and Heraclitus: The Cosmic Fragments
>>19390573
>>19390650
Michigan is shit
>>19390625
based, that's where I'm from

>>19390967
>>Old Milwaukee
Fucking based, I can crush an entire 8 pack of that good shit in an evening.

The invention of morel and sipping on some bedtime blend tea, cozy

Kirkland Signature sparkiling water - Lime
The Claw of the Conciliator - Technically the second half of Shadow & Claw

>>19389545
I'm a zoomie and haven't had a party in my entire life. Is thst bad?

>>19390335
>Hobbes
>still reading shitty western mythology maskerading as political thought

Reading: God Emperor of Dune
Drinking: White wine

>>19390665
everyone knows that you retard. its still shit.

>>19390665
>cites wikipedia for his argument
lmaooooo the absolute state of this board

>>19392700
>arguement
Are you fucking retarded?

>>19392726
nope. they tell you not to cite wikipedia when you’re in fucking middle school dude. baby’s first time presenting evidence, i’m guessing?

>>19392776
Chill out, both of you. We don't criticise spelling or 'sources' here. We're not Reddit and nobody is being graded. It's down and dirty and rather sorry, but that's how we do. And we damn good, too, but you can be any geek off the street. Gotta be handy with the Sneed, if you know what I mean, to earn your keep...

>>19392793
ah sheesh pa, you know i didn’t mean nothing by it. just didn’t like his attitude and them sources, was all.

>>19389545
Friday night? I'm not reading. I'm drinking some Fiddleheads and heading out to see The Flaming Lips!
It was a fucking awesome show

>>19389581
>Take the beam of wood out of your eye before you use a microscope and tweezers to get the speck out of mine.
Hands down the single most retarded thing any human being has ever conveyed to another. You should kill yourself.

>>19389545
Shit book and shit writer

>>19393359
Stop coming in to every thread I make about Queneau and saying this shit. He doesn't even really write within the Oulipo framework, and definitely not in the "meme way" you think does. Get a fucking life or why don't you actually read one of Queneau's novels? You'll be blown away.

>>19390967
suck my dick, Michigan is better than Ohio in every single way

>>19390796
didn't finish the second one, got too sleepy so now I got about 1/4 of it left, which will very much be insufficient as it is, but would make a great addition to two new bottles

>>19393337
Niggas really be out here not being raised in Christian households and thinking their opinion is worth anything
BAKA

>>19389883
>Reading ... audiobook
0/10

>>19393458
I’ve read everything available and he’s fucking shit

Gonna continue reading Faust in a bilingual version, picking up some words and expressions, such as es lebe. Right now I'm at the part where Mephistopheles is bringing liquor to the people in the tavern.

A bit of Johnny Walker red.

>>19394909
I've been alternating between reading it on Kindle (pirated from Zbooks) and on Audible. Audiobooks are comfy too and you're just a stuck-up contrarian. I was one too once upon a time but now I've progressed.
Also, wipe that L off your forehead, you sound like a fool.

>>19394946
Ok then. In Pierrot Mon Ami, what is Uni Park? What happens to Uni Park (yes something happens)? What are Pierrot's jobs at Uni Park? What "casts" a shadow on Uni Park? Who is the owner of Uni Park? Name some plot points from Pierrot Mon Ami. Shouldn't be too hard if you've read this book.

>>19389559
Could be worse. She almost read Vonnegut.

Drinking jager
Reading nothing. Should I finish Glass Bead Game? I feel like the story completely collapsed. Or should I read something else?

>>19394366
>he thinks Michigan is better than any state

I am going to practice my French by reading Rousseau and kissing you deeply with tongue yes you the person reading this

>>19389545
I don't read when I drink. Currently reading papal encyclicals though.

>>19396089
>Chelada
There's no way you're white. But I find reading buzzed relaxes my brain and makes reading in a foreign language easier. I find myself consulting a dictionnary less, and understanding more of the text.

me dicen el basado

>>19394840
based wine-drinker but it should be red wine

>>19392001
>and yet it's somehow a more careful account of political order than any of Lockean political theory

>>19390665
OH THAT'S RIGHT THE FAMOUS JUDEAN MICROSCOPE

>>19396063
kiss me you fool

Women by Bukowski and Kirin beers (they were on special)

Calvino short stories and a pint of tap water.

>>19398871
>Calvino short stories
Based. Which ones?
>>19398871
>pint of tap water.
Have some respect and go get some wine

>>19398879
Adam, One Afternoon. I'll maybe have a beer later.

>>19389545
Happy Sunday folks.

>>19389545
I'm an alcoholic who relapsed last on the 12th. Drinking a lemongrass chai tea and reading the pic related novella.