/lit/ - Literature

>>19803570
sex isn't real. it's a jewish psyop

>>19803570
>/lil/ - Literature

in all seriousness thinking about sex makes me wanna kms. Never again.

i am so angry

>>19803582
This. I was feeling good today but then I saw this thread. "Have sex". Is there a more brutal sentence in the English language? Day fucking ruined. Time to kill myself

i am an 18 year old virgin

>>19803630

>>19803633
considering suicide

>>19803630
Freshman year of college is your last chance to become normie sex-haver. All those parties are designed for late bloomers to start smashing pussy. Don’t miss out or you’ll regret it forever.

>>19803570
That's a man

>>19803645
its over

>>19803645
>lockdown happens
>bars and party places close
lol

>Cue English subtitles from Czech

>>19803570
Thats unironically a man. Also sex is for faggots with low self esteem who need female validation and crave validation from normies even more. Stop buying into (((Propaganda))) Sex kills your identity and stalls your mental development.

>>19803645
nah you have until senior year
freshman year is kinda useless unless you're already a sex haver

as a senior it's actually easier, freshmen girls will be interested in you just because youre a senior
that hypergamy at play there

>>19803645
>Muh College
>Muh party
>Muh smash pussy brahs!

College literally is detrimental to the development of 18-21 year olds and should be banned.

>>19803664
Copium this strong shouldn’t be legal lmao

>>19803570
ITS OVER
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im so alone

>>19803676
>Seething high school drop out
I was miserable before college and my life completely changed because of it.

>>19803664
that's not a man, that's just ugly as shit

>>19803668
>learning to fuck at 22/23
Recipe for disaster, past 20 it’s over

>>19803702
i mean yeah you'll make a fool of yourself
but better than nothing right

>>19803664
This but unironically

>>19803702
You are retarded if you have to learn to fuck. You literally put your penis into the vaginal opening and pound the shit out of her until you jizz. It really isn't a technical endeavor

>>19803702
I lost my virginity at 21

>>19803742
fucking normie leave this board

>>19803735
I think it's only something people who have never had sex spout and obsess over, "nooo you have to learn, you have to be perfect". Literally as long as you aren't stressed out or trying to act like a porn star it's chill.

>>19803753
>I think it's only something people who have never had sex spout and obsess over
sir this is 4channel

>>19803742
I lost my virginity at 16. I’m 20 now and haven’t touched a vagina since.

>>19803753
>>19803735
yeah it's like the first kiss, i myself rejected some girls because i was insecure about how one kisses, but it's just instinctual like most the things we do

>>19803735
Is this what virgins actually believe? Fucking is fairly complex skill involving technique, timing, measured force and persona/acting. If you don’t make her cum she’ll tell all her friends what a loser you are - or worse, you end up with rape allegation.

>>19803766
virgin detected lmao

>>19803760
leave this board you fucking normie

>>19803760
Same except for me it’s 23-29

should i just buy prostitute like eliade

>>19803766
>If you don't make her cum she will tell all her friends

Women tell their friends everything about everything. Once you have a girlfriend or wife you have no secrets left. You sacrifice your personal privacy and freedoms for the pussy. Thats why im single now and love it more than being in a relationship

>>19803702
Maybe youll premie the first time and its a little embarassing but this is assumedly some rando youre fucking and wont mean much so who cares. My first time i did come a little early but my dick was hard as shit so I had like two more rounds in me that averged out to pretty good.

>>19803782
What was his name?

>>19803770
No, I got laughed at behind my back until I’ve learnt how to fuck, fingerbang, lick and manhandle the bitch properly. It’s like a sport with bit of drama class.

>>19803766
>If you don’t make her cum she’ll tell all her friends what a loser you are - or worse, you end up with rape allegation.
Spotted the virgin.

>>19803800
Okay, but you do sound like a classic overcompensating virgin, just so you know

>>19803781
Very true

>>19803766
my girlfriend cums if i just go slow and fast, are you sure you dont have a micropenis?

>>19803808
6.5 x 5.5, slightly above average and quite thick. Most bitches don’t cum from smashing itself, you need to finger clitoris properly and that takes practice.

>>19803826
is 6.5 girth suficient

>>19803829
>>19803826
Good looks, social status and wealth matter more than penis size. If you are average in size the woman could care less if you have money, good income and are attractive/ in shape

>>19803829
That’s like a Monster can, get into porn

>>19803839
doesnt matter if i never had sex

>>19803837
Wealth doesn’t make her cum though, and if you don’t provide cummies you’ll be getting cucked in no time.

>>19803570
with her? no thanks

Never fucked until I was 30 years old. This whole "you HAVE to do it before X age or your life is OVER ZOMG!" is some of the craziest shit I've ever heard.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>19803858
jokes on you my wife already has a boyfriend and I couldn't be happier for him.

>>19803868
So you're telling me there's still time? Hope is kindled.

>>19803868
How much did she cost?

>Be me
>had sex first time at age 20 with girl in my friend group
>She tells all of my other female friends how bad I was in bed
>word spreads around campus that I am a bad fuck
>haven't had sex since

>>19803868
how did you cope

>>19803882
>>19803868
If you have enough money and have your life together with a good personality then you can pull bitches at any age. My real estate agent is a cute 28 year old and her husband is 60 kek (But he is a multi millionaire )

>>19803868
This is why I think dudes should lose their v card in high school and just get it out of the way. Otherwise you become a neurotic headcase about it in adulthood, which ironically just makes it even harder to get laid. If society didn't have such a hang up about male virginity it wouldn't matter as much but that's the basic reality of it.

>>19803893
i have none
its over

>>19803891
Many such cases

>tfw successful, /fit/, have a car, have hobbies, live on my own, have male friends
>tfw 25 yo virgin

>>19803888
$1,000 for an hour. Vegas escort. Wasn't great, but damn did she have a fine ass body on her

Does /lit/ even have mods?

>>19803664
i can see her pussy lips through her leggings

>>19803891
What small ass meme school do you go to that anon being a bad lay is important enough info that every roastie in town knows it?

>>19803892
Years of contemplating suicide until I remembered that it will never fall into your lap and you actually have to go and get it.

>>19803920
>go and get it.
how did you

>>19803904
many such cases anon. Women want the top 1% so they chase around chad until they hit the wall and ignore the good hard working lads like you until they realize that chad is a myth. Its a sad state of affairs. Fathers should be able to tell their daughters who to date and marry. Most women could not make a good decision if one hit them in the face. Keep up the good work young king. Remember to save and invest your money diligently until your investments make you passive income

>>19803570
Have sex with the first gay bear you meet; easier for all concerned.

>>19803929
imagine him mauling her to death

>be me, 15 years old
>have crush on really pretty popular girl at school
>don't even bother approaching because i just assumed i would get rejected
>completely obsessed with her, go home and lie in bed thinking about her
>finish school and get bus home one day
>she lives in same suburb as me
>get off bus and start walking home
>hear footsteps behind me and someone taps me on the shoulder
>its her
>asks me for my number and if we want to go out some time
>stand there for what felt like hours stuttering like a retard, can see visible confusion on her face
>drop my spaghetti, turn around and walk home without even saying anything
>hear her say "are you fucking serious?" as i'm walking away
>tells all her friends about it at school, become a laughing stock
>23 YO virgin now

Just thinking about it makes me want to fucking die so bad

>>19803934
sad

>>19803929
God I wish I was gay every single day. Women are demonic imbeciles but the pussy appeal is too strong to stop thinking about them.

>>19803928
I've known plenty of guys who were nowhere close to the "top 1%" who could get laid. Some people are just unlucky

>>19803934
Hard lesson about women we all learn. Women only act when their emotions tell them to. We men just have to be in the right place at the right time, and its a rare occurrence because we often act autistic first couple go arounds. Thats why they call it getting lucky or scoring

>>19803929
Is there any chance women would go back to humans once they have had BIG BEAR COCK?

>>19803941
Being gay sucks too. Sex is ten times easier to get, but long term relationships are a hundred times harder to get.

>>19803946
Once they have had BPC (Big Pitbull Cock) its over.

>>19803952
stop this fucking meme about how sex is soooo easy to get. shut the fuck up it fucking isn't.

>>19803945
Yeah I mean, the one girl who I'm obsessed with happens to also be into me and I just piss it away because of the tisms. Fucked up other opportunities through high school with girls too but that one was the most painful

>>19803941
>demonic imbeciles

perfectly described women in a mere two words. Bravo

>>19803923
Paid for it. Millions of people have done it, stigmatize it all you like, it's the simplest solution, just don't be a pant shitting retard and use protection.

I used to be just like the rest of these stuck up shut-ins here, "LMAO PROSTITUTE LE BAD!" The first thing you REALLY need to do is get away from this crab bucket echo chamber. These fuckers only live to bring you down.

>>19803960
You’re a retard if you don’t think gay sex is easy to get. Gay men are damaged goods, so they’ll sleep with almost anyone. You can literally download Grindr right now and lose your virginity by tomorrow as long as you are not a complete troglodyte. However, the fact that gay guys are damaged goods who will sleep with almost anybody makes it almost impossible to find a long term relationship.

>>19803952
That seems pretty clear.

>>19803934
>that time your friend was jokingly teasing a hot girl that she liked you and she got all blushy and you just kept saying "no she doesn't like me" because you lacked the self-confidence to believe she did
>that time your middle school crush asked you out but you were so shocked and afraid all you could say was "I don't know" even though you wanted to say yes, now she's getting married to the next guy she asked out
>that time your high school crush broke up with her boyfriend before prom but before you could work up the nerve to ask her to prom your good friend spontaneously asked her instead and you didn't even end up going
>that time the super hot armenian girl on your freshman dorm floor was also in your french class and she kept trying to walk back to the dorms with you but every time she asked you obliviously just told her you rode your bike and thne hopped on and left her behind
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>>19803969
are they attractive or...

i haven't talked to a girl in at least five years

>>19803978
As long as you’re not a complete train wreck in terms of appearance, you can bag a gay guy who is at least average looking.

>>19803904
keep going bro.

I can't

>>19804000
Everyone always says that but I never seem to get a gf

>>19803775
>>19803760
I feel this. Got laid a bunch between 18 and 22, 25 now. My last ex ruined me though, so I've put minimal effort into finding anyone new.

>>19803969
gay sex is not easy to get because it is not easy to be a faggot.

>>19804008
Do you put yourself out there, talk to women? I felt shitty for being single for a while but then I realized I never actually try meeting women.

Imagine paying for sex. You know she wouldn’t want to be with you if you didn’t pay her. I can’t enjoy it knowing that.

>thread is still up
absolute state of tranjan

>>19804024
I've been trying to use apps like Hinge and Tinder but while I get matches with girls I think are attractive they always stop responding. I don't really know any women irl, I don't work with any and I'm not friends with any or even friends of friends with any. Not sure where you meet women

>>19804029
If you're thinking instead of totally focused on fucking her then you're doing it wrong.

>>19804036
Lower your expectations sweetie.

i talk to a girl at work, but I dunno she doesn't seem interested. We talk if I start a conversation but otherwise we'd go to work and I browse the internet all day and she watches skincare videos on youtube and netflix shows across the room from each other (adjacently not oppositely) and sometimes we won't say a word to each other for the day.
But I mean when we do talk, we can talk for like a good few hours out of the day. And I share snacks with her sometimes, and we have gone out for lunch together a few times. By the way we're pretty much the only people in the room a lot of the time.

maybe i should just ask her, not sure how to phrase it though.

>>19803676
Seethe harder, virgin.

>>19804050
She’s not interested.

>>19804045
I don't even swipe on the most attractive women because I know they won't match with me, basically any plain girl that isn't obese or deformed is what I swipe on.

>>19804050
What sort of employment is this and how did you get it?

>>19804029
Yeah, it seems like it would be a humiliating experience to screw someone who’s only letting you do it because you’re paying

>>19804009
What do you mean "she ruined you"?

>>19804057
yeah but what if

>>19804062
don't worry about it

>>19804050
Don't phrase it like a question like "will you go out with me?"

Try something along the lines of: "How's about you and I do X on X day?" Don't just say "you wanna do something sometime?" Actually suggest an activity and specific day to do it.

>>19804072
>what if
Trust me, if she doesn’t start conversations unless you do, it’s a dead give away. She’s only being polite, don’t get the wrong idea. You don’t want to ruin you work environment.

Find me a girl who's willing to have sex with me.

>be me
>29 yo neet
>first date with girl I met on bumble
>late because my parents had to find an atm to get money for me
>they drop me off
>she shows up
>we have a few beers
>she offers to pay for most of them
>force her to read my haikus about Jordan Peterson out loud in public
>she reads like 6 out of 40 of them
>she offers to drive
>ok
>slams into curb on exit ramp at around 70 mph
>I am angry and do not talk to her
>police arrive
>she is arrested and booked for DUI
>I get a free uber ride back to my parents house
>ghost her
>resume pawn stars marathon
I have ascended.

>>19804091
>>resume pawn stars marathon
I used to like watching Pawn Stars, but it got old after a while. Every episode is pretty much the same.

>>19804091
Kek

>>19804058
For the next few rounds of matching just say:

hey what are you doing Friday? Want me to pick you up, I'll take you out to a great restaurant, then we'll go back to my place, put on a movie and get romantic?

Send that message to the next 10-20 matches you get, as an experiment

>>19804091
Based

>>19804065
That's how they make money, 10s and 10s of thousands of women around the world, maybe hundreds of thousands of women, maybe millions, since the beggining if human time have been doing this. They depend on people like you for their livelihood

I have had sex though.
t. 19yo non-virgin

>>19804108
>want me to pick you up
It's over with that sentence alone, mate.

>>19804081
i mean i guess
maybe i should just stop talking to her first for a few weeks and see how she responds

>>19804096
I watched the one where the guy brings in the giant mechanical dinosaur for bar mitzvahs, he was asking one and a half million for it

>24 and virgin
i used to cope about this when i was younger, but now i'm convinced there's nothing wrong with me
i'm sure i'll be able to find a virgin gf soon - and then not have sex to not contaminate the pure love
world may be cruel and unjust place, but my life is a dream, i'm blooming

>>19804133
Can word it another way. The anon I remember from another thread has a convertible.

He just has to try different methods, diversify his portfolio.

>>19804088
this
I don't want to put any effort in this, just find a decent woman and bring her over for me

>>19804091
so after meeting you the highlights of her evening were 1) poetry about jordan peterson and 2) going to jail for drunk driving and 3) getting ghosted. Holy based

>>19804134
Don't play tricks and games and be false. That's lame gayness and womenly.

>>19803570
girls are reptilians

>>19804156
>i'm sure i'll be able to find a virgin gf soon
don't count on it bro

>>19804134
That would be rude. You see from your perspective she’s a potential love/sex interest. You are paying attention to her every move in an attempt to gauge her interest. From her perspective you’re a nice guy from work who’s she occasionally talks to in order to have a normal social life. If you stop talking to her all of a sudden it will come as out of nowhere and unwarranted. Just keep being social and move on to someone else.

>>19804156
>virgin gf
Date 16 year olds, and even then most of the good looking ones got drilled by football Chad already

>>19804133
Ok how's this?

What are you doing friday? Tell me your favorite restaurant, (I'll make reservations), I'll pick you up and then after dinner we can go back to my place and get romantic ( or, fuck)


Instead of the asking:. Want me to pick you up

Declaring, I will pick you up.

Obvious error on my part, hopefully that is all you saw lacking on the message sire

>>19804133
>he thinks it’s about what is being said not WHO is saying it
Ngmi

>>19803967
i am thinking of doing this
but sounds so awkward

>>19804192
i don't know if this is an american thing, but i live in eastern europe and there's relatively big amount of virgins at universities. then again, most of them have 'no sex until marriage' policy, even if they're not religious. but no need to complain, gf or no gf, sex or no sex.

>>19804203
If you're going to be a pussy about it you don't deserve any pussy, pussy

>>19804216
I am Eastern euro as well, and fucked around plenty in high school and uni. Had one (1) virgin, 17 yo, all the rest (aged 15-23) were fucked already, including the church girls. I have no doubt that they’ll claim they’re virgins though, women lie constantly especially about sex.

>>19803967
Same. I was 19, she was 40. Best 12 seconds of my life.

>>19803676

Most people are too lazy and stupid, and unlucky, to really have any goals besides marriage, career, and gratifying immediate urges. Thats true for most of us. We are after all standard on a rock floating in an abyss. There really is no worthwhile grand project for society to be pursuing at large so degeneracy is inevitable

>>19804237
well then, no sex for me
it's sad how after some time you grow fond of your own virginity. then again, unlike women it can stay with you your whole life, so it can't be that bad, definitely no need to cry about it (though no reason to smile either)