/lit/ - Literature

do you think Tao will ever fuck off? or stop talking shit about his contemporaries behind a cowardly wall of anonimity?

No way in hell do Tao and Lethem know each other at all unless they had fried chicken dinner reservations at Momofuku at the same time

>do you think jonathan lethem has ever jerked off in dfw's old office at pomona

Oh god what if he turns out to be an autoerotic fatality, like David Carradine or Michael Hutchence? That would be TWO deaths by hanging for the Disney Professor? Do you know what this means? THEY'RE GETTING READY TO BRING WALT'S HEAD OUT OF CRYOSTASIS.

>do you think he thought of /lit/ when he did it

what makes you think jonathan lethem has ever even heard of /lit/?

unless you suspect he's the guy who keeps recommending "zork" in all the "what video games have good plot" threads. or the blueberry fetishist. in which case, i'd like to hear your evidence.

>unless you suspect he's the guy who keeps recommending "zork" in all the "what video games have good plot" threads

lol <3

I've choked the chicken in every office I've ever had (sorry, Olga the ukrainian cleaner who I told it was mayonnaise. It wasn't, it was spunk. But we both knew that. And your name almost certainly wasn't Olga, but I'm a capitalist exploiter, so you clean my house. That's just the way the mop flops).

Anyway, yeah is my vote. He definitely stroked it in the old office.

I kind of resent that if I ever buy The Complete Peanuts I'll be stuck with one volume that contains a boring essay by Jonathan Franzen. Like, for some reason, Alec Baldwin and Whoopi Goldberg, I can deal with. Franzen? Get 'im, Lethem & Chabon.

Just as Al Capone was brought down on tax evasion charges, so too will Thomas Pynchon be uncovered when someone bothers to IP trace those blueberry fetishist posts