/lit/ - Literature

>>20358690

A fun book on electronic music festivals and the experience of doing ecstasy, shrooms and LSD written in a mix of Nabokovian prose and Hunter Thompson's gonzo carelessness.

Shitting on company time: A wageslaves guide to guerilla timewaste

>>20358690
>>20358726
I am 100% in favor of reading about girls taking a shit.

I've read several erotic fictions on this very subject.

>>20358770
Post the links, kind gentleman.

It was like being wrapped in amber.

The dark room was full of amber containers filled with the strongest perfumes. The containers, about the size of a room pot, were saturated with a large, hard, "sausage-like" variety of perfectly formed female digestive organs. All of these products were organically "made" by innocent virgins. Many of them were at least 70 years old. However, they were not mummified, fossilized or decomposed. They were kept in the chamber, an airless atmosphere, in the same condition in which they were born on Earth. The only difference is that they have been cooled to room temperature and their composition, color and smell have not changed in any way. The raw material is of plant origin and contains natural hormones, acids and lipids that form the secret substrate of the most expensive perfumes. The sample, contained in a stainless steel capsule, is taken with small, operable, crane-like forceps and then released by a "torpedo" through a transparent, divided tube. Inside is a literal outline of humanity's past and a fully sealed diary (never to be wasted, carelessly discarded or lost) in which vital fermentation and volatility are on full display. Some of them are said to be more than 100 years old. Based on nutrition, biology, wind, and other atmospheric conditions (not to mention psychology, which also affects the brew), not only can rare essences be distilled, but eventually clones of virgin makers/stockholders (if desired) can be obtained. Hitler (!) had sworn that Bohemian nightshade in pill form was good for longevity. It is certainly a product of a people who "long ago" ceased to exist. The final proof of this is the aforementioned "latrine/letter/missile/time capsule/coprophage". The metamorphic symbol of the scarab, then, could not help but take upon itself the eternally fragrant burden of new meaning inherent in the samples delivered by this wonderfully amusing anal time machine. Dedicated to the human desire to preserve the most fragrant examples of past human achievement, this monument and temple to the gut is truly the most compact and digested expression of the foundation of feminine beauty. It encompasses the best psychology, physiology, gastronomy, and above all, the seeds of an aphrodisiac secret found nowhere else. Certainly the first apple that Eve digested was not seen in this biological arch of man, but it is certain that the scent closest to it is hidden in the crystalline cocoon from which the strongest concentration of the fermentative power of Materia Femina can be extracted.

>>20358690
I'm surprised this doesn't exist

>>20358690
“Pissing, burping, body hair, body odor, SHITTING. These are just several of the hallmarks of what it means to be human, yet thought to be absent in a woman... in this book we will deconstruct what it is to be a woman and the societal constructs that lay therein”

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>>20358949
Alternatively...

The sound of the hover cars whoosh by and the hum of the glowing neon lights permeate the air.
“Indegestia, are you ready for the 2078 poop olympics ?” Exrementina uttered

“As ready as I’ll ever be. It sure is hard living in a dystopian society where women have to shit to compete for resources” indegestia sighed

“Yeah... that X æ a12 and his poop fetish...” excrementina retorted

>>20358819
>why im a racist
>bottom text reads like hebrew
lmao

>>20358978
Indegestia enters the raised door of her luxury hover car and routes the autopilot mode for home. She stares out the window longingly at the neon, chrome filled expanse of her city as her rectum aches from rigorous training for the 2078 poop olympics. Being from sector A, the consistent winners of the poop olympics, she knows she has to win if she is to maintain the flow of resources to her sector.

>>20359014
In the cinematic adaptation this song plays in the scene
https://youtu.be/ZoK63Bk7pgw

>>20358690
what's this website where you make these images again?

>>20359029
neuralblender

>>20359049
thanks friend

>>20359049
>bob and vagene

Which ones which

>>20358774
You just know

"Heaving Bosoms"

Spinoza's Evangelion

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>>20359398
I can tell that the subtitle is "A 21st Century Novel" but only in the thumbnail, it's too obscure in the expanded image.

>>20359599

>>20358690

>>20359618
Kek

>>20359548
damn i notice that too now. ai is uncanny