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Which red flags book should I be screening for on my Hinge dates?

>> No.20833836

>>20833825
>older than 25
>tattoos
>danger hair
>bio with politics
>"animal person"
>retarded haircut
you can actually screen FOR above 25 with tattoos and shit because they put out more easily. Go for the slut signs

>> No.20833839

>>20833825
On women - Schopenhauer.

>> No.20833848

>>20833825
This women is retarded but reviewing celebrity recommended books is kinda original

>> No.20833857

>>20833825
She kinda cute tho

>> No.20833885

>>20833857
nvm I'm watching the video now.... she's absolutely retarded

>> No.20833965

>>20833857
>>20833885
many sucy cases

>> No.20833997

>>20833836
>older than 25
what If I want a milf? Like I really want a milf, one who's old enough to be my mom. In fact, I want to date a milf with kids, specifically one with kids who are my age too.

>> No.20834043

I'm so confused. I watched this just to see why My Year of Rest & Relaxation is on there. She says she likes it, but then says that if you like the book "you need help." She then admits to misunderstanding the message of the book when she read it and then the video ends. Also, what's with the editing? Is it a style or was she actually messing up her speech every 2-3 seconds?

>> No.20834249

>>20833825
I can fix her.

>> No.20834265

look out for the crypto-jew

>> No.20834339

Well a book isn't a personality so I'd list all of them. Fuck zoomers with cameras, tell her to get a real job for me.

>video is about books coming up in conversation

Who gives a shit.

>>20833836
And how quickly do you pack that shit away when an attractive woman pays you a morsel of attention?

>> No.20834369

>>20833825
wtf is hinge?

>> No.20835096

>>20834369
>wtf is hinge?
Are you 16 or are you 36?

>> No.20835110

If a woman is attracted to you, she will look past your red flags.

>> No.20835123

>>20833825
Thank you. I watched this video and now I hate women even more.

>> No.20835148

>>20833825
>ya fantasy/fiction
>sylvia plath

>> No.20835154

All this talk about red flag books. What are some green flags books on a women's shelf?

>> No.20835156

I can't make a Hinge profile because I don't have the minimum 6 neutral pictures of myself, I only have 4 and all my other pics are of me attacking women

>> No.20835182

>>20833997
use Tinder, 5 clear HD pictures including your face, use super likes on real profiles, don't be a douche and be honest clever and flirtatious over text (but don't say "I'm looking for a milf" they don't want to feel old, they want to feel wanted)

Assuming you get a match by doing the above, you'll get laid by the second date (dinner, you pay) 100% of the time just by feeding her charming lines and compliments
Good luck and wear condoms

t. former milf hunter in a liberal city

>> No.20835190

>>20835182
Based

>> No.20835195

>>20833997
You are mentally ill.

>> No.20835196
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20835196

>>20835110
She will be even more attracted to you because of your red flags.

>> No.20835208

>>20835096
Closer to the latter

>> No.20835217

>>20833857
>>20833885
She's kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyGkL_pj2fo

>> No.20835221

>>20833825
This video itself is a red flag. If a woman tells me these things irl, I would turn 360 and leave.

>> No.20835233

>>20835217
yeah, make way for /our/girl

>> No.20835238

>>20835221
Well, what does she say in the video

>> No.20835249

>>20833857
>>20833885
sounds quite based

>> No.20835335

>>20835238
she spends 13 mins to cover basic shit like ayn rand, lolita and infinite jest.
it was very cringe and I regret watching 11 minutes of it. though it struck me how similar she acts to some girls I used to know. she seems on the edge of a mental breakdown unironically

>> No.20835415

>>20834369
>>20835096
I'm actually 36, what the fuck is it?

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>>20833997

>> No.20835424

>>20835415
I would answer but I'm 40 and its probably zoomer Tinder

>> No.20835448

>>20833825
i just googled the buzzfeed article she was discussing, it was written by Joe Bernstein in 2013 (who still works for Buzzfeed btw).

>> No.20835668

>>20835208
>>20835415
Hinge is the dating app everyone uses in 2022

>> No.20835677

If I tell women my favorite book is catcher in the rye, will they think I'm mentally ill? (i'm 26)

>> No.20835767

Does hinge really work?
I only knew about tinder and when I tried it once, all the women there were whores. Also heard from girls in my work that girls use tinder just to get compliments.
I am 26 and socially autistic.

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20835774

>>20835217
>00:02 seconds in
>my therapist

>> No.20835804

>>20835767
>Does hinge really work?
Yes if you're serious about actually going on dates

>> No.20835866
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20835866

>>20833825

>> No.20835880

i hate women

>> No.20835890

>>20835866
>Hates magical realism
>Looks like a bruja from a paraguayan magical realism epic

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>>20835154
Cookbooks.

>> No.20835908

>>20835866
uh, hello based department?

>> No.20836330

>>20835677
They think you haven't read anything past school

>> No.20836334

>>20835866
Based. Fuck latinos and their cope-genre. Brazil is awful, get over it.

>> No.20836455

>>20835156
Actually you can, you just won't be able to message first. But women can still see your profile and message you.

>> No.20836486

>>20833836
accurate. i've meet a tradthot like this

>> No.20836533

>>20833997
Your fetish is none of my concern, I was talking about normal men with normal sex drives

>> No.20836553

>>20833836
What's 'danger hair'?

>> No.20836715

>>20833825
>>20835217
>>20835866
Simps and orbiters should be lined up and shot dead

>> No.20836890

>>20833825
My favorite book is Mein Kampf

>> No.20836934

>>20836890
Read more

>> No.20836936

>>20836553
Short hair dyed an unnatural color. Or an extreme style, like blunt bangs, shaved sides, and a femme-mullet.

>> No.20837133

>>20835767
I have autism and I'm 40. take it from me, women are good for making kids. that's about it. they never contributed nothing to civilization except grief.

>> No.20837143

>>20835668
well I live in 2003, mr. current year.

>> No.20837157

>>20837133
Can confirm this, playing the modern women game has simple rules anyone can learn
>Do you want to fuck modern women?
>if YES, ok, then you have to become a big homo
>do you want to become a big homo?
>if NO then you will have a much harder time getting sex and it will be with women who are rare exceptions to the rule, does this annoy you and do you want a third alternative that is the best if both worlds?
>if YES, too bad that's not how life works bitch

>> No.20837254

>>20833825
Using hinge is the biggest red flag of all

>> No.20837529

>>20836936
>>20836553
Danger hair is when your hair is brown

>> No.20837917

>>20836936
I kinda dig the shaved sides and short hair look desu. Every thing else that guy listed is pretty cringe though.

>> No.20838026

>>20836890
Why? He literally outlines exactly how to manipulate people, and then tries to use those very tactics on you, the reader! It's laughable.

>> No.20838187

>>20835217
>tattoos
No, she is not "kino".

>> No.20838305

>>20833836
All of the items except the first apply to every single match I'm getting. The rest are just "here is my face in warpaint posing as an influencer, here is me in swimsuit near water, here is me in a restaurant looking at my plate confused, here I am at home with a fuckhuge bouquet of roses", no hobbies, no personality, empty bio. I guess I'd rather argue leftist brainrot over a blank slate or even worse, a "CEO mindset".

The question is what to do next, I doubt this >>20835182 would work on the young'uns

>> No.20838314

>>20833825
Any book is a red flag. Stop asking.

>> No.20838318

>>20836533
>always go for a woman 25 or below
>never asked what the guy's age is
>has the audacity to pose as "normal"

>> No.20838354

>>20837157
Do you have a way to make searching for them rare exceptions any easier? Like meeting as much as you can without blowing your brains out, choosing specific hobbies, etc.?

>> No.20838368

>>20835866
she acts like a zoomer but looks 35, damn

>> No.20838390

She seems like she got her personality from Brie Larson based on the video the anon above posted. Not a fan, personally. It's very hard to sit through some videos because the presenter is insufferable and she may have good or decent points that I could agree with but the presentation is very grating. This is annoying.

>> No.20838408

>>20835217
>In first 3 seconds mentions she has a therapist
Is there a lower life form than the 21st century woman?

>> No.20838465

>>20838408
The ones that can't get laid and make threads about it on an underwater basket weaving forum

Seeing a therapist might net you some results

>> No.20838762

>>20838408
22ndC woman.

>> No.20838802

>>20838305
>i-its a leftism!
meds