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gf keeps doing “boner checks” on me while I read lolita

>> No.21558687

>>21558684
I had a boner in the apple chapter.

>> No.21558709

What are her findings?

>> No.21558716

She gives you a handjob, you give her a handjob it's all good.

>> No.21558724

>>21558709
None so far cap’n. What do you think she’ll do if she detects a chub though? I don’t want my gf to think I’m pedo

>> No.21558728

>>21558684
Unironically sounds like psychological conditioning to me.

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21558771

what the heck? I'm not sure I want a gf now bros...

>> No.21558785

>>21558724
she'll try to gaslight you into thinking there's something wrong with you and then probably tell her friends about it

>> No.21558948

Nobody is doing that. you don't have a girlfriend. you probably also subliterate and certainly have not read lolita. go post your fanfic somewhere else.

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>>21558684
ED's rough

>> No.21559003

>>21558948
Did you mean subvocalise anon?

>> No.21559024

>>21558724
>None so far
faggot

>> No.21559033

if you're unironically reading lolita you have FASD so that's the least of your worries desu

>> No.21559039

>>21558684
my gf does this too but I just say the boner is because I'm actually thinking of her while reading the book (she's also underage)

>> No.21559079

>>21558684
Audibly laughed. Well done op.

>> No.21559122

>>21559039
Only funny poster on /lit/.

>> No.21559136

How many times did you cum to Lolita your first read through?

>> No.21559170

>>21559039
Kek

>> No.21559346

>>21558684
Anybody has suggestions for erotic lit that isn't pedo shit and isn't made for women?

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>>21558684
>girlfriend keeps boner checking me while I'm watching loli anime
>I keep getting punished for my erections with cowgirl sex
Don't get a girlfriend bros, they'll ruin all of your hobbies.