/lit/ - Literature

>>21993800
Why aren't they smearing sandwood paste on his forehead instead of vegan oil from Israel?

He already is the king. He just gets to wear a crown now.
Presumably he will turn the Church of England into the Organic Masjid of Homeopathy.

>>21993800
king charles III has leon krieger albertspeer-ify london into a worthy imperial capital and also mandates 1984 telescreens broadcasting philosophytube neovaccine forcefem compliance(PSAs 24/7 the telescreens cannot be turned off, attempting to do so will incurr a fine

2bh if Charles let the power go to his head, incited a revolution and declared himself the new Napoleon I'd probably join his side. Can't be any worse than the two indistinguishable flavours of neoliberal government we'd get otherwise.

>>21993866
he's the perfect villain for the left, because he's an hereditary monarch billionaire landowner neomalthusian but also for the right because he's a freemason and purveyor of transgender vaccination multicultural propaganda. beyond left and right - the eternal anglo.

>>21993866
I know its a reddit tier phrase, but knowing what every word of this sentence means worries me. emblematic that I need to log off

>>21993800
He's a new age hippy with a very shallow understanding of Guenon. He's only amplified Guenon's mistakes into a hodgepodge of feel good syncreticist progressivism. He literally WEF is the way to a sustainable future.

Just because he likes traditional architecture doesn't change this.

>>21993846
He will do to the English monarchy what Pope Francis did to the Papacy. I say that understanding fully that what his son is doing is even worse.

>>21993911
Must be nice to be born into a royal landowner family where your giving to elite schools and being able to spend your days farming and making art is a given, and all you have to do is pay lip service to hippies and progressives a few times per year. Realizing just how easy it is for the elite class to do what they want is depressing.

>>21994309
Yeah but they’re all going to hell so ayy I’m not upset

>>21994321
But what if they’re not?

>>21993800
Based

bump

>>21994330
then we storm heaven and send them there

>>21994299
>He's a new age hippy with a very shallow understanding of Guenon.
Proof?
>He's only amplified Guenon's mistakes i
What mistakes?

why did it take them 8 months

HAIL KING CHARLES THE ETERNAL KING

>>21993800
He should convert to Islam honestly, nobody takes the Church of England seriously. Having the British crown become Muslim would at least be funny.

>>21997038
>What mistakes?
Having a long face

>>21994299
You dont know the power of this man. Repent.

>>21994321
Real talk 99% of everyone else is goint there too. Pick up the books of John and acts. But still ima hit you with that spoonfeed
>acts 2:38 KJV
>John 3:1-8 KJV
Ill even go as far as to summarize in my own words, you get born again (not your choice but it is seekable for the individual) , you get washed by the blood of Christ by actual baptism when you believed that it does what its supposed to do and when you realized why you need one, then you get the spirit of God to dwell in you and THEN you live a life of total devotion as a saint and you better die spotless or its off to the darkness, no marriage for those who come in with soiled garment (source Matthew 22:1-14 KJV). Hope i could help, cheers

>>21997807
Funny or based? Nothing feels impossible anymore

>>21997842
>spreading false teachings with such arrogance as if you know everything
You still have time to repent instad of project

>>21997939
>ima throw rocks whilst sitting ina glass house
You are wrong and i am right, pick up the bible, read the New Testament actually seeking God and you'll see what the real path is, until then

>>21997032
You won’t

Even if there were a heaven, you’d run in there and at one look of disapproval you sit and behave awaiting commands. You’re a little dog.

>>21998012
>bro check me out i'm the uberme--ACK

>>21998024
I think you’re confused

>>21998012
All dogs go to heaven, retard. That's why its GOD backwards. And when I get there I am kicking all the fat cats out!

>>21998302
>And when I get there
You believe this heaven is your place to kick people out of?
You ever show up to a restaurant and kick all the other people out? No. You’re a pussy and a toad and will do as you’re told. Heaven is for worshiping yhwh not getting your way.

>>21997807
According to British law, the king must subscribe to the Church of England. Even becoming Catholic or Lutheran would automatically nullify his right of kingship and pass it the next option

>>21993800
Based. Guenon bro wins again.

>>21998787
There's 0 chance that anyone would stop him if he tried to change it to Islam. They would happily change the law.

>>21998787
Shame, the orthodox chant was the only part of the ceremony that actually felt numinous.

>>21994304
>what his son is doing is even worse
?

>>21993911
>perfect villain for both sides of this gay earth
>actually just a nice old man with an interest in farming, poetry, and homeopathy
Sounds about right
>>21994309
>Realizing just how easy it is for the elite class to do what they want is depressing.
You're upset that one of the last remaining rightful monarchs of a European nation has economic freedom? Meanwhile people like pic related exist. Reddit.
>>21998302
Pitbulls don't

>>21993800
National-level LARPing, I guess?

>>21998822
>he doesn't recognize Zadok the Priest
TradLARPers revealing the superficiality of their cultural knowledge lmao

>>21999202
>LARP
>>21999321
>LARP
Projection