/lit/ - Literature

And, now, please, allow me to inform you about my valve.

chrischan doesnt have a moustache

i can totally see this hahaha

Ignatius HAD to be an assburger'. I wonder if Chris-chan jerks himself off to the same dreams, though.

>>2204167
Oh my God! You have made my valve close-up! It will be like this for weeks! I don't know if I can return to work now, in light of this recent event.

You mean Kennedy himself. No wonder he killed himself, there was life trapped in that body and knowledge instilled into it that enlightened its poor owner that living as an autist is no way to be. I'm just being optimistic of course, it was the death of his mother that drove him to suicide. I hope for Chris's survival. His dumbness allows him to outlive his parents without falling victim to the same Freudian mechanism.

>>2204190
You are a stupid nigger.

Toole's mother survived his death. She was actually the one who got his manuscript published.

Read the biography about Toole (Ignatius Rising) and then get back to us, dumbfuck.

>>2204190
The fuck are you talking about? Toole wasn't anything like his character as he was slim, always neat, and well dressed.

Also, his mother didn't kill herself. It was his mother who helped get his book published after Toole killed himself.

Chris-chan is hilarious, in any light.

>>2204190
You sure you aren't thinking of when President Kennedy was assassinated, which put Toole into depression?

>>2204199
You're a stupid nigger, as well.

Toole was (for most of his life) chubby.

For God's sake, people, do some research before you spout off idiotically.

great book hands down and ignatius is one of the best characters ive ever gotten to read about

>>2204212
You are a dumbfucker. Toole was trimmed and somewhat musclar,due to his time spent in the Army. Picture related, now STFU.

>>2204212
chubby? dude the last time i checked he was somewhat normal.

>>2204220
Newsflash: he is chubby in that pic. If you need a third opinion, ask /fit/

>>2204212
pretentious highschool kid detected.

>>2204229
That isn't chubby and nor is this >>2204220

>>2204229
Ok, just got back from /fit/.
They say he's chubby and needs more squats and oats!

OP here.

Would you all stop arguing? You are arguing about nonsense - ie, Chubby or not.

That isn't germaine to the discussion. I wanted to talk about Ignatius and Chris-chan, not John K. Toole's physique.

Either go back to the main topic, or get out and start your own thread.

Ignatius was a lot more inventive and had a much more vibrant inner life than Chris Chan. Everything Chris does is derivative drivel. He's obsessed with products and other people's opinions. He's shallow as shit.

I'ma hafta disagree, OP.

>>2204158
How did I miss this? Holy shit, he really is a real life character from a book.

>>2204242
So, he's like Bret Easton Ellis.

>>2204242
> Chris-chan and Ignatius believe their written work/artwork to be important and ground-breaking.

> Both Chris-chan and Ignatius share a trait in sloth.

> They both are unemployable and over-weight.

> Both has strange sexual fantasies.

> Both wear particular clothes that they believe are in harmony with each other.

> Both live like slobs.

> Both write better than they speak.

> Both are in the older-age range and live with their respective parents.

> Ignatius and Chris-chan often say offensive and racist things without really knowing it.

But, it is your opinion and you are free to disagree. Do you think, however, that it is possible that Ignatius was autistic?

>>2204263
both are also southerners and have askewed views of conservative lifestyles.

>>2204242
So, he's like Chuck Palahniuk.

>>2204263
I take that back, you've made a great point.
As for autism, I always assumed ignatius was just a man meant for a different era. A misplaced eccentric from another century, perhaps.

If he's chrischan, then who's Ulillillia?

>>2204279
Excellent point. But even if he was put in the right time-zone, I doubt he'd even work then, haha.

His time at the pants factory and his ''sorting method'', good God! I couldn't stop laughing.

>>2204289
JUUULLLAAAYYY

>>2204289
>>2204293
LULZ

I thought that Ulillillia was Finnish , though, and not American?

>>2204302
no, he is american.his real name is nick smith.

/lit/ - random autistic discussion

actually, kinda fits.

>>2204332
I LIKE CATS.

THANK YOU OP i have always wanted to say something just like that but could thik who i was wanting to say ignatius reminds me of

>mfw chris is gonna have to get a job as a wienie vendor to pay off his and his mother's bail