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2346624 No.2346624 [Reply] [Original]

Hello /lit/, I have ADHD.

How do you suggest I get used to reading long novels?

>> No.2346626

Smoke a joint first.

>> No.2346633

>>2346624
Instead of reading 100 pages.

Read 5 pages. Take a one minute break.
Read 5 pages. Take a one minute break.

>> No.2346644

Recognise that ADHD is a fictional disorder.

>> No.2346647

>>2346633
This is handy advice if you suffer from premature ejaculation.

>> No.2346650

>>2346647
Thrust five times. Take a one minute break.
Thrust five times. Take a one minute break.

>> No.2346663

>>2346647
>>2346647
Like i'd ever fuck with a guy who need a 1 minut break after five thrusts.

>> No.2346705

>>2346624
I do too. Take your meds and yeah, smoke a little weed (just enough to buzz). Now you gotta pry yourself away from the book.