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CHANGE FOR YOU CAN START TODAY!:
A Call To Action by Sunhawk V.2
-------------------------------------------------------===

You! Yes, you! :D Hey, or jey(prounounced hey) I want you to do a
little experiment with me; so start off by getting a mirror, or a webcam
and focusing the image towards your _Face. Look into your _Face.
You used to be a baby that cried ALL THE TIME: and your mother fed
you her breasts that you bit into for a while due to lack of experience.
Think about how much is attached to that face.

Now open Word and look into the open document part. Look at all the
files you haven't filled you _Personal_Folder with. Now look back at
the face with a million years of evolutionary past attached to it and
notice how you frown very poorly. You have a half hearted frown. Know
why? Because You don't have the security of more _Documents in your
name.

You need to feel attached to time. You _NEED _Documents in your
name. So here is where the _Story begins: First! You're going to mark
the date. I don't care if its November, Spring, or even July. You _Mark
the date! Second! Now you look at your calender and you place
TWO CHECKMARK BOXES inside of every day box for the following
month; one for 'Before 12pm' and 'After 12pm but before AM'.

And now we arrive at our final destination: YOUR MISSION. Every day
for a month you will write one short story. _STORY not _POEM, about
anything, so long as you never go back to it in the month's time and
you do _2_A_Day, one before 12 & one after. You are going to have
_Docs in your name and _Practice in your heart. I want you to succeed.

So join me, Sunhawk V.2.
This is the first day of the beginning of your success! :)

>> No.2374069
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2374069

Holy Shit this is just what I needed!

Thanks dude!

>> No.2374082

>:D

>> No.2374099

i used to think you were alright because you mocked the original sunhawk.

but shit man, this is simply amazing.

>> No.2374103

sure is samefag in here

>> No.2374115 [DELETED] 

>>2374045
can i start Sunday?

>> No.2374135

Lol Sunhawk, resorting to try and copy 'famous' 4Chan motivational posts because he is regarded as an idiot. Nope, still can't write fgt.

>> No.2374163

>>2374135
Sir, I have personally motivated over 50 of my own students into changing their lives around. You have no idea how qualified I am and if you continue with this attitude you will not change your life.

Change starts from within.

>> No.2374179 [DELETED] 

>>2374163
I still believe in Sunhawk V.2

>> No.2374225

Not entirely convinced.

>2 Short Stories a day
Insanely high expectations.

>Before and after 12pm
Is that even possible

>30 Days
No fucking way.

>> No.2374254

>>2374225
Are you american?

>> No.2374279

Fuck it i'm in., when does this start? Anytime?

We need to make a general thread for this challenge.

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2374335

bump it up!

>> No.2374421

holy shit i was directed here from the other thread.
>>2374344 not sure about life changing but definitely inspiring

>> No.2374568

wow. this is going viral

>> No.2374577

I can't remember the last time I have seen a more pathetic case of samefagging.

maybe it is because I haven't.

>> No.2375522

i can't believe i never tried this method before. it sound like a goldmine~!

>> No.2376191

beats submitting to TAR that's for sure

>> No.2376684

Huh? Thanks to anyone who took it upon themselves to make the change! I didn't expect such a positive turnout but this is great! I'm rooting for all of you.

And to anybody glancing over this, just give it a shot. What do you have to lose?

>> No.2376689

>>2376684
My dignity.

>> No.2376707

>>2376689
Why do you say they this exactly?

>> No.2376766

>>2376707
not that guy but i don't get you. what exactly are you trying to do here?

>> No.2376906

_SunhawK_V2_Is_thE_Man_WhO_
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_SunhawK_V2_Is_thE_Man_WhO_
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_SunhawK_V2_Is_thE_Man_WhO_
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_SunhawK_V2_Is_thE_Man_WhO_
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_SunhawK_V2_Is_thE_Man_WhO_
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_SunhawK_V2_Is_thE_Man_WhO_
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>> No.2377997

>>2376906
But does he? Really, does he?

>> No.2378010

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong /lit/erati ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no Sunhawk II ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝

>> No.2378228

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong /lit/erati ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~who don’t need no Sunhawk II~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ .
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════/

>> No.2378299

^_______^

Y O U VE
G O T TA
A C C EN
T U A TE
T H E PO
SI T I V E

^_______^

>> No.2378307

Is /lit/ becoming /b/?

>> No.2378309

What the fuck

>> No.2378381 [DELETED] 

i r eject this hypothesis~!

~Sir!

>> No.2379204

i r eject this hypothesis~!

~Sir!

>> No.2379213

Attack the idiot tripfags to /lit/ - Part 3
The Armageddon

>> No.2380222

>>2376689
what would you want that for?

>> No.2380236

Sure is immense samefag in here. Also, Sunhawk V.faggot, kill yourself; for the love of God. DO IT.

>> No.2380249

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong /lit/erati ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~who don’t need no Sunhawk II~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ .
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════/

>> No.2380316

>>2380236
wel anit thatcalingeektlblak/??

>> No.2380337

Jonny Depp hungry!

>> No.2380355

>>2380337
Oh dearest me! Oh, oh dearest me-- it's
the Jonny Depp hunger fest of '12!!! :O I
completely forgot all about it I'm sorry!!!

Alright: short story time to feed mr depp!
1.everywhere you go... i stay
when i was around eight dad told me
to never dig a hole deeper than eight
inches or else the ground would give
out some sort of nauseousness and
take out the entire neighborhood.

Needless to say I did just that and
was now being held for questioning
the county judicial protectors. Not
many children have been put into
court as adults. I was one of them.
Everything went horrible before I
chose to just tell the truth; that it
all began when dad touched my
plump rump and shoved a fistful
of tulips down the ol' drainpipe.
END

>> No.2380365

>>2380355
Leave.

>> No.2380378

>>2380365
LEAVE, THE STORRY OF ELLA
elaa was five when she heard the
shriek in the bark of a tree. her
daddy never believed it when she
told him the tree a city. she had
seen it herself when she looked
through the porthole, the millions
of tinny folks thriving on sapling
juice and bark fibers. it made her
wish she were tiny, or something.
Ella screamed into the porthole
asking about the shrieks she had
heard that night...

...'a witness!' cried out the millions.
'a witness...', and slightly after the
ground shook. the tree seemed to
fester and give out under an intense
weight from within. it shriveled into
a twig before taking on a purplish
sort of moss bedding. Ella could
feel her throat clench.

The millions were gone.
The tree produced carbon.
And the planet cried, 'Ella', forevermore.

>> No.2381491

^_______^

Y O U VE
G O T TA
A C C EN
T U A TE
T H E PO
SI T I V E

^_______^

>> No.2381551

who... am i?

>> No.2381564

>>2381491
Eliminate the negative xD

>> No.2382395

now this is my kind of thread!

>> No.2382858

>>2382395
no, its MY kind of thread goofy :D

>> No.2383277

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong /lit/erati ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~who don’t need no Sunhawk II~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ .
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════/

>> No.2383794

*throws tomato*

>> No.2383810

this is the best thread you're ever posted
not samefag seriously

>> No.2384798

It's you >>2374568
Its you
Its all for you.////////
Od Ouy Gnihtyreve

>> No.2385009

my fathers built those just before he went off to vietnam i'm an uptight child playing r&b, right? and this is the gig of a centure, Sunhawk V.2 so don't wait up because your law degree won't do you no good in this world of canon building and Shepard mulling. I am the lamb, you are the sweetheart!!! :( Can I achieve what you want me to achieve? I am but a child and this cosmos is my salt water ravine. Bathe in the sea of unsavory liquor and shout yourself clean.

>> No.2386031

Holy Shit.

>> No.2386564

no really.

>> No.2386580

As a non-regular here, I don't give a fuck about namefags, samefags, and whether this is copypasta. It's a damn good idea and I'm starting today.
A thread would be messy and wouldn't last a month; there should be some external website everyone can paste their stories on.

>> No.2386971

>>2386580
agreed! sticky this thread mods!

>> No.2387319

>>2386580
>A thread would be messy and wouldn't last a month; there should be some external website everyone can paste their stories on.
You are completely right.

>>2386971
>sticky this thread mods!
Dude, that's inconvenient. It was even said in >>2386580 that a thread would be messy.

>> No.2387330

I'd do this if not for Sixth Form. Sorry.

>> No.2388149

>>2387319
i like my threads like i like my prose. ;)

It is a good idea though.

>> No.2388161

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong /lit/erati ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~who don’t need no Sunhawk II~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ .
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════/

>> No.2388163

I freakin love this. lets do it

>> No.2388164

For this practice to succeed it need its own title, like NaNoWriMo has a title.

>> No.2388490 [DELETED] 

Thread won't a

>> No.2388497

SUNHAWK V.2 IS NOT STRAIGHT.


sage because asinine.

>> No.2388993

Wow, that's really something OP!

>> No.2389006

>>2380378
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

>> No.2389009

I was wondering if this stipulation would seem too constrictive:

>the stories are to take place within the vicinity of their time settings
>if written before 12 pm, it can go from early morning into dead noon
>if after 12 pm, it may go from noon til midnight

At first this was to be a fundamental aspect of the entire exercise.
What are your thoughts?

>> No.2389241

good bookj selection op

>> No.2390014

take the bus!

>> No.2390049

bumppping for practice pasticheisu-su-sudio.

>> No.2390616

BUMPBUMP

>> No.2390692

wrote my first short

gonna write next tonight

thanks op

>> No.2391185

>>2390692

(^.^)7

>> No.2391756

awesome idea. more people should do this.

We need a tsite.

>> No.2391915 [DELETED] 

shor

>> No.2391941

stop bumping your shitty thread, Sunhawk V.2

>> No.2392700

i don't know about my lovin' anymore.

>> No.2393232

>>2389009 thoughts?

>> No.2393661

I feel for a reason that this will bring to existence a new Scrootie McBoogerballs / Catcher in The Rye.

>> No.2394246

>>2393661
i agree!

>> No.2395001

something tells me its not over.
its never over.

7 stories in and I feel confident.

>> No.2395877

More Action!

>> No.2396518

is this still open? Where can we submit stories?

>> No.2396521

BUMP

Sunhawk, more short stories nao.

>> No.2396531

>>2396521 sunveil2@gmail.com

>> No.2397062

How many people have actually taken this up?

>> No.2397629 [DELETED] 

>>2397062
Not sure. Quite a few, for sure.

>> No.2399008

3rd day!

>> No.2399803

Cinema is third and foremost an art of singularity

>> No.2400926

a bi idea dezsevss a big bimp!

>> No.2401579

I took it upon myself to actually try this out. I adobe workshopped a calendar from scratch and purchased an expensive journal. Three should I choose to modify and go for a few extra months if I get good results. So far I believe this method has done me some good. My writer's block seems to have melted away a bit! Thanks and I'll check back up for more updates.

>> No.2402275

holy BUMP

>> No.2403227

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong /lit/erati ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.
. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~who don’t need no Sunhawk II~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ .
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════/

>> No.2403814

>>2403227
>>2403227
>>2403227
How unnerving!

>> No.2404113

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Repost this if~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~you are a beautiful strong e/lit/e~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~who don’t need no Sunhawk II~~~~~~~~~
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝

>> No.2404189

Requesting An Archival Of This Thread.
Requesting An Archival Of This Thread.
Requesting An Archival Of This Thread.

lit, i think you made history today. :')

>> No.2404294

You need to feel attached to time. You _NEED _Documents in your
name. So here is where the _Story begins: First! You're going to mark
the date. I don't care if its November, Spring, or even July. You _Mark
the date! Second! Now you look at your calender and you place
TWO CHECKMARK BOXES inside of every day box for the following
month; one for 'Before 12pm' and 'After 12pm but before AM'.

>> No.2405299

>>2404189
Surely!

>> No.2406076

b e a u t i f u l
a n d
h o n e s t
t r u t h

>> No.2406195

n e w b e g i n n i n g
n e w b l o o d

>> No.2406712

i a m maa brok en a
conne cept
m m maa brok en a
conne ceptne cept
m maa brok en a
conne cept
a brok en a
conne cept
n a
conne c
n a
conne cept
ept
eptept
epteptept

eptepteptepteptempty

>> No.2408763

i wish it weren't quiet and the dream had been true,

>> No.2409083

>t h i s
>this.
>this.
>t h i s

>> No.2409552

don't i know it?

>> No.2411217

This is a fantastic idea. I'll start tomorrow morning.

>> No.2411721

>>2411217
Same here.

The more the merrier in my opinion.

>> No.2411791

Horrible. Somewhere between corporate seminar and your mother's latest shitty email attachment

>> No.2412618

>>2411791
oh snap you jealous

>> No.2413107

yeah. they jealous xD

>> No.2414063

The Bleak Trepidations Of Our People Will

Be Perplexed

>> No.2415261

Please Respond.

>> No.2416012

send something with a postage.
give address.

>> No.2416934

to very well give.

>> No.2416980

rqewr

>> No.2416987

THUMBS UP OP!

>> No.2416993

pretty sure that everyone in this thread is op

>> No.2417946

no life

>> No.2419585

Can we just ... Change!!!

>> No.2419605

I love as this fabulous energy, all this rediculous shit. /lit/ you have grown on me and I'm here to stay!

>> No.2419627

>>2419605
We accept your presence.

>> No.2419643

>>2419627

Do you speak with the voice of /lit/, is it unanimous?

>> No.2419672

>>2419643 A C R O W N
>>2419643 A C R O W N
>>2419643 A C R O W N

>> No.2419900

sage

>> No.2419929

staged

>> No.2420840

of course!

>> No.2420843

Reported!

>> No.2422599

>>2392700
I know, right. ugh. its such an awful THING!

>> No.2423156

!

>> No.2423165

You make far to many assumptions for your posts to be valid.

>> No.2425418

You make far to many assumptions for your posts to be valid.

>> No.2426252

So when push comes to shove let us motion towards the stagecoach audience prime minister. Everybody understands me as the one who can't replace a father you loved will never be taken in. Sleep to sleep a million ways if only to smile. He's seen an English smile bitten to a bark. Only now It shivers beneath The Crown.

>> No.2428210

So i'm guessing there's an honor system as far as saying you actually did the work?

>> No.2428482

Yeah, probably is.. I'm going to go ahead and do this then.

>> No.2428615

>>2426252
a pretty crown for a pretty head
wake up little froggy
don't you be groggy
make a lily pad envy your bed