/lit/ - Literature

"I can't believe it's not butter!"

Arthur Schopenhauer

'Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heil'
-Adolf Hitler

"As I lay dying, the woman with the dog's eyes would not close my eyes as I descended into Hades"

-Agamemnon

"Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy"
-H. P. Lovecraft

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

Groucho The Marx

No one can help you with this endeavor. No books, no teachers, not even the Buddha. You must walk this road yourself.
Do not sleep more than four hours.
Do not talk more than necessary.
Do not read books.
Do not snack.
Do not wander or travel frequently.

— Seongcheol

"Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less."
-Marie Curie

"Never get so attached to a poem
you forget truth that lacks lyricism."

- Joanna Newsom

"Bitches aint shit but hoes 'n tricks"
-Plato

"Fuck you, fuckball!"

- Oscar Wilde

>>2495255
Bitch should have understood science should be left to men.

'She ain't no nigger'

-Shakespeare

"the problem with Hitler was that he was not violent enough"

- Slavoj Zizek

"Daddy didn't love me"
- Nietzsche

"oh my god life is just grrrrr sometimes"

-Jack Kerouac shortly after reading the first reviews of On the Road

Use the force, Frodo
-Albus Dumbledore

"Brother, you haven't lived until you've raped a man."

- Algernon Blackwood

I don't recall Lincoln ever saying all that.

>>2495245

Dumbass, that was Gary Coleman.

"Lemme suck dat pussy juice like it was a orange."

- Kurt Vonnegut

"I got this killer up inside of me, I can't talk to my mother so I talk to my diary"
-Norman Bates

''LET'S PRAISE THE LORD''
-Imannuelle Kant

"End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take."
- Aslan

"One's upon a thyme and two's behind their lettice leap and three's among the strubbely beds. And the chicks picked their teeths and the dombkey he begay began."

>>2495336
>>2495387
"Hurr durr all fantasy is the same"
-Elitist faggots.

>>2495413

"You must be new here."
-Willy Wonka

"Bitch imma slide up on dat belly and get my thick man-meat all up in dem guts like WOAH."

-- Mohandas Ghandi

>>2495413
'After all this time?
'Always.

>>2495418
zed we are on /litx now

>>2495424
"zed we are on /litx now

--hakas

"put my dick inside your mouth... try to fit my whole dick and nuts inside your mouth." - steve jobds

>>2495418
Gandhi disliked blacks and found them inferior. True story.

"Why not poop in my mouth, for you already poop in my soul." -James Joyce

>>2495433

"Gandhi disliked blacks and found them inferior. True story."
-- Anonymous

"The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it." - Karl Marx

"War invigorates us."
-Barack Obama

"we freemen now"
Paul Atreides

>>2495418

"Hold this blunt right quick while I beat these guts and bust all over her saggy titties."
- Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don´t need to worry about the answers"

"So I told that nigger he best come correct and watch his motherfucking step cause I will straight bust a cap in his motherfucking ass and have my niggers run a train on his bitch ibecause this nigga don't play that shit, you know what I'm saying? Respek this hood nigga. Shit."

--Mohandas Ghandi