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Someone suggested I should use fanfiction as an outlet for my creativity. While I'm not sure how creative it is to simply parrot someone elses work, I decided to give it a try. I did some background reading to get a sense of the style I should use, and so the following is based on the various HP fanfics that I've seen. Enjoy!

-Harry&Ron, Gettin' It On!-

Ron, Harry and Hermone were walking down the wizoad. A wizoad is like a road, but for wizards. Ron saw a book for sale called “How to be gay with your best friend” and kept thinking about it all day. He wouldn't buy it because harry would know his secret if he did, but he really wanted to. Hermone didn't suspect a thing about rons secret creepy fantasies. She thought they were going to get married and have babies and other adult stuff, but she was wrong. Ron had a plan.

One day ron went up to harrys room. They gave him a room because he was so good at stopping voldemort, and he was the only third year who could have one, because there was only one room, and dumbledore had kicked out snape from it before. Thats why snape really hates harry its nothing to do with lily potter. Ron was outside the door and he could hear harry stroking his fat cock. Slap slap slap slap went harrys “wand”. Ron smiled because he had cast a hornyness spell on harry and it was clearly working. When harry was groaning too loud to hear, ron opened the door and walked in. Harry was naked, and, as his name implied, he was very harry below the neck. Ron had planned for this and set a razer and shaving cream on table. Harry looked up and suddenly wanted to fuck ron. Ron was so hot. Harry wanted to spread whipcream on his dick and lick it off, and then cum all over rons freckles. He wanted ron to put on a strapon and then fuck him with two dicks at once. Ron wanted these things too because ron was super gay for harry.
...to be continued?

>> No.2657116

It better be continued. This is possibly the most amazing thing ever.

>> No.2657124

>>2657095
This is some might fine engineering!

>> No.2657784
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2657784

Glad to see my story got some positive feedback. I'll have to write a sequel. I think I'm getting pretty good at this fanfiction dealio.

>> No.2657788

>>2657095
this is pretty hilarious please continue

>> No.2657797

A+

>> No.2657802

>>2657095
MOOOAAAR

>> No.2657825
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>> No.2657828

im fapping my benis pls dont stop op

>> No.2657835

Okay. I posted this last night, and I thought it would just 404. After some digging I found it and bumped it. Since you guys seemed really enamored with my writing, I'd be happy to give you more to read. I'd really appreciate any feedback you guys can give

- Hagred Get's Hard -

hagred was feeling gay tonight. He was thinking about how he missed having harry come over and sit in his shack where he could look at his thighs and feed him soup. He stroked his beard, which was so long it covered up his big boner. Hermone was between his legs, sucking it and he liked that, but he really wanted someone else. He knew who he wanted, and who to get what he needs. Licking his mustashe, he told hermone she could stop sucking him now because he was bored.

Meanwhile ron was doing really hot things to harry like putting fingers in his butt and making him whimper. Harry loved it, and so did ron but they didnt here snape walk into the room behind them. Ron forgot to shut the DOOR!

Harry and Ron, said snape. You boys are in trouble. Being gay is against the laws at hogwarts and now you have to go to detention in the dungeons. Harry and ron were really sad, but especially ron, because he is more gay than harry was and really loves harry and not hermone who is a cheater anyways with hagred and always makes tension between harry and ron. Hermone didnt know this happened because she was still in hagreds hut cleaning herself up and sad that hagred told her to stop. She loved sucking dick, but nobody ever wanted her to because shes nerdy and lame.

>> No.2657839

Here's the rest of chapter two.

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Snape put them in the dungeon and told them he was going to be in the other room to prepare for class and harry and ron were still super horny. They waited until he left and started rubbing eachothers parts through the bars.

Snap was sitting in his office, mumbling about how he missed his old room and how he would make it look like harry cast spells during the summer so he would get in trouble, but then a big arm grabbed him on the shoulder. It was hagred, and his boner was so huge that it stuck out through his beard.

Ah think your mine now snape. I been thinking about you forever and now its time for sex. I dont care if you say no. Bend over.

Snape did because hes secretly gay and hagred was so strong he couldnt resist anyways if he wanted to but he didnt.

>> No.2657846

This... This is beyond any kind of ironic hipster "like".
This shit is amazing.

>> No.2657873

Well? Thoughts? Comments? I'm really hoping to make a big break into the fan-fiction scene, so any tips you guys have would be greatly appreciated!

>> No.2657877

>>2657873
The Hagred boner jutting out of his beard took me by surprise. Well done. Was not expecting it.

>> No.2657886

What the fuck am I reading?

>> No.2657902

Is there somewhere I could go to publish my fanfics? A magazine maybe?

>> No.2658023

>>2657902
Whichever publisher is the most rich right now.
They'd be mad not to take it.

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2658446

Just can't stop loving you

>> No.2658453

>and then cum all over rons freckles

Isn't fanfiction banned on /lit/?

>> No.2658460

>>2658453
God I hope it is

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>>2657839
>Snap
oh god why am i laughing so hard

>> No.2658501

>>2658453
Shhhh. Don't ruin a good thing

>> No.2658502

>>2658453
It is, but this is too good to report. Not that stuff gets deleted here that much.

>> No.2658523

>>2657095
After you read the whole thing, go back and look at that picture for a while...holy shit I can't stop laughing