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how do i go about getting hold of some weed?

>>2663202
Move to Jamaica.

OH GOD I LOVE WEED SO MUCH 420 EVERY DAY WE WERE ALL HIGH AS FUCK SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE WEEED GANJA 420 IM A RASTA SO HIGH BRO SO HIGH 420 4 EVER PLUS 20 =420 SWEEET MARY JANE I SMOKE IT ALL THE TIME ITS THE GREATST CHRISTOPHER CLOUMBUS DISCOVERED THE WEST BECAUSE OF 420 AND WEEEEEDDD MARY JANE IS THE BEST BITCH SHE SMOKES THE RASTA PASTA WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDSMOKERRRRRRSSS UNITEEEEEEEEE FIGHTTTT THEEEEEE 4200000000000 ROBOTTTTSSSS WHOOOOO DON'TTTT LIKEEEE WEEEEEEDDDD 420 420 402 420 420 WSEEED

SO MUCH FUN ON THE 420 TRAIN WOOOOOOOOOOOO SMOKE ALL OVA THE GANJA SO THICK I ALWAYS HAVE FUN SOO QUIRKY SO HAPPY 420 IS MY LIFE

I ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN I SMOKE 420
FUN IS 420
FUN IS WEEEDDD
YOU CAN ONLY HAVE FUN WITH 42000000
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEDDDDD IS SO GOOD THE VIRGIN MARY IS MARY JANE THE GOD OF BEING HIGH BRO SMOKE IT GOOD

>>2663202
Hang about skate parks, community colleges and job centres.

You know, anywhere you can find the wasters of society.

WEEED IS MY LIFE IT IS YOUR LIFE IT IS ALL OUR LIFEE WE SMOKE TOGETHER WE STONG TOGETHER THE RASTA PUFF IS OUR COMMUNITY WE ADAPT TO THE WORLD LIKE PUFFS OF GANJA GASS WEEEED IS SO GOOD I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE YOU I LOVE GOD I LOVEWEEEEED 420 EVERY DAY IM TOKING EVERY DAY I'M SMOKING I'M A JOKER I'M A SMOKER I'M A MIDNIGHT 420 TOKERRRRRR RFEEEL THE GANJA IN THE AIRRRRRRRRRRRR 420 IS SO GOOD I NEED MORE WEED FUCK THE POLICE MORE GANJA IM SO HIGH

LE EPIC 420 IT IS GOOOOOOODD I'M HIGH GUYS I'M SO HIGH SMOKKEREREERREESS UNITE DEFEND OUR HUMAN RIGHTS EVERY TIME I WALK DOWN THE STREET I CLICK MY FEET AND SMOKE THE MARY JANE BLUNT WITH A SWEEEP SO THE GANJA MAY CREEEP ON THE SCUM WHO RESIST MY PATRIOTIC CAUSE OF THE WEEED THAT LITS UP MY LIFE WE ALL SMOKE EVEN JESUS SMOKES NOW WE SMOKE UNDER THE REVOLUTIONARY BANNER GLORY TO WEEEEEEDDD

Why do stoners feel like they are cool because they smoke and that they belong to a group of people? Smoke pot if you feel like it, but don't go around adding pot to images, using it as icons, screenames, etc. Smoking pot is not a hobby, and not something that makes you cool.

I fucking hate it when a stoner comes and sits next to you on the subway. They smell weird, slobber, mumble and make people uncomfortable with their erratic behavior. If you wanna do your drugs, do it somewhere where you won't come in contact with decent people, you fucking trashy subhuman scum.

SMOKEEEEEEEE ON THE WAAAATTTEERRRRRR
420 IN THE SKY

LIGHT UP THE NIGHT BLAZE UNDER THE STREET LIGHT MEGAMAN PASS THE TOKE YOU BLOKE WE NEED TO SMOKE BURN IT ALL DOWN SMACK THAT WEED ON THE URN BURN BURN BURND THE WEED MUST MAKE US LEARN TO RESPECT NATURE AND THE HOLY GANJA WREATH FOR THOSE WHOEM WE CONCERN THE DRUG MAKES US REAL MAKES US LIVE OUR LIVES NOW WE GIVE BACK AND FEED THE WEEED TO THE BONG MAN DEALER WHO GAVE US THIS LIFE WE NOW LIGHT

420 420 420 WEEED IS SO NICE
I SMOKE EVERY DAY AND HAND OUT ROACHES TO THE LICE
LET THE PEOPLE GO FREE
LET THE PEOPLE SMOKE BLUNTS
SO WE CAN BE HAPPY
AND BE HIGH AND LET THE BONG TEACH USSSSS
THE SECRETS TO THE TRADE OF THE 420 NAZIS
WHO RULE THE EARTH AND TRY TO HURT MY PEOPLE
MY PEOPLE WHO MUST SMOKE THE 420 FREEE
SO WE CAN ALL SMOKE THEWEEED

WEEED 4 LYFE BRO PASS THE BLUNT LET ME FEEL THE PINAPPLE FEELING THAT MAKES ME SO HIGH HIGH IN THE SKY LET ME FLY
420
XD
420
XD
IS MY LYFE
WEE NEED IT
WEE WANT IOT 420 WEEED GANJA SMOKE THE BONG BLUNT TOKE MY DEALER FEEEDS ME THEBEST SO WE CAN SMOKE TOGETHER FOREVER WITH THE SPIRIT OF A HAPPY LIFE

JOIN THE REVOLUTION MAKE US ALL HIGH SO WE CAN SAY GOODBYE THE THE OLD ORDER MAKE IT GREEN BITCHES SMOKE UP THE SKY LEGALIZE IT!!!! WE MUST BE 420 WE MUST BECOME THE GANJA SMOKE UP ALL THE EARTH AND BRING HEAVEN DOWN FROM THE SKY WHERE WERE ALL HIGH WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD442000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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>>2663213

every time i come to school there's this slovak guy who gives me a fistfull of joints in a little candy tube, and tells me about his latest experimental concoction. he usually does this during the break but sometimes he just passes it to me over the table in the middle of class.

it's not that i'm afraid to smoke them, but i just don't like the idea of smoking alone in my room. i've been keeping them in a stash in my room but i'm a little bit paranoid that you can smell them. i can't sell them because it's illegal here.

and everyday he just gives me more and more.

so i'm saving them for our /lit/club mash up this summer.

THERE ARE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD THOSE WHO SMOKE AND THOSE WHO TOKE BREAK DOWN THE BARRIER UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE HEMP HORDES TO UNDO THE EVILS OF THE WEED SMOKING PIG MEN WHO RUN THE WORLD WE NEED TO BRING IT ALL DOWN BRING BACK THE WORLD TO THE WEEED THE NATURAL LIFE SMOKE THE BLUNT ALLL DOWWN I WANT A BITCH NAMED MARY JANE IS THE BEST WHO GIVES IT ALL OUT THE 420 MUST FLOW WE ARE ALL PAUL WE ARE ALL THE MESSIAH BECOME THE WEEDWORM CRAWL THROUGH THE FLOOR TO THE HIGH DIMENSION OF THE NEW WORLD WAKE UP PEOPLE

>>2663208
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>>2663235
woah

I've seen some sad fucks on 4chan but you're just another level

>>2663233
Why can't you get this through your thick skull: saging with an image still bumps the thread!

>>2663213
>wasters of society
Living in the 50s much? Even your parents probably smoked weed before you were born and ruined their lives

>>2663259
Why can't you get this through your thick skull: saging with an image no longer bumps the thread!

>>2663257
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it were not for that meddling spamfilter

>>2663233
how exactly does he experiment with it

and are they worth anything?

THERE ARE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD THOSE WHO SMOKE AND THOSE WHO TOKE BREAK DOWN THE BARRIER UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE HEMP HORDES TO UNDO THE EVILS OF THE WEED SMOKING PIG MEN WHO RUN THE WORLD WE NEED TO BRING IT ALL DOWN BRING BACK THE WORLD TO THE WEEED THE NATURAL LIFE SMOKE THE BLUNT ALLL DOWWN I WANT A BITCH NAMED MARY JANE IS THE BEST WHO GIVES IT ALL OUT THE 420 MUST FLOW WE ARE ALL PAUL WE ARE ALL THE MESSIAH BECOME THE WEEDWORM CRAWL THROUGH THE FLOOR TO THE HIGH DIMENSION OF THE NEW WORLD WAKE UP PEOPLE

WEED CURES CANCER
WEEED CURES FAMINE
WEED CURES DISEASE
MAKE IT RAIN 420 LET THE AFRICANS SMOKE THE TOKE THAT BRINGS LIFE OUR BASIC HUMAN RIGHT THE 420 GANJA WE MUST WEEEEEEDDDDD SMOKEEEEE 4200-000000 IS EVERYWHERE WE NEEEED IT WE WQAAAANTTT IT THE WEST OPPRESSESS AFRICAN IT DOESN'T GIVE IT 420 ALL PEOPLE NEED THE SECRET SOLUTION THE GANJA POTION TO HEAL FIVE HEARTS LINK ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONG THE GANJAMAN LETS YOU SMOKE THIS BONGGGGGGGGGGGG HHIGH MAKES US ALL FEEL GOOD FEEEL HIGH

420 IS THE SOLUTION IT IS THE CURE FLY UP TO THE SKY SO YOU CAN BANG YOUR HEAD ON THE BONG ACROSS WHILE UR HIGH SMOKE THE TOKE LET US FLOAT DOWN IN THE WEED PLANE TO LIBERATE THE PEOPLE BY THE TEACHINGS OF THE 420 WEED MAN BLUNT TRAIN SMOKE THE INDUSTRIAL GRADE MARIJUANA MADE BY MARY JANE THE HIGH LEADER OF OUR HIGH CHURCH ALL THE TIME WEEED IS SO NICE IS SO GOOD

THEY CALL ME SUPERTOKER. BECAUSE ONCE THE WEED HITS THE FAN I'LL BE YOUR MAIN MAN ALWAYS SMOKING ALWAYS TOKING MARY JANE PLEASE BE MINE I TOKE THE BLUNTS AND SMOKE 420 ALL THE TIME AND YOU SO FIND BRING BACK THE 420 I NEED IT ALL AND YOU'RE MINE OH OHH OHHHH WEEED WE ALL HIGH

weed's great if you know how to enjoy it.

get out, go read, stay healthy when high, and it's a great experience.

>>2663213

and what do you do?

>>2663233

i love smoking alone--in fact i would probably prefer it. you withdrawal into yourself anyway; sure, i love lighting up with friends, but it's not really built to be a social drug. buy a dub sack, learn how to roll, and enjoy yet another one of life's little gems.

420 GUYS 420 SMOKE THE GANJA ALL DAY ERRY DAY WEEEEEDDDW EEEEEEDDD WEEEEED EVERYDAY IM SMOKING EVERYDAY IM TOKING HIGH HIGH EVERYDAAAAAAAAYAYYYYYY

COPS SMOKE KIDS SMOKE LAIN SMOKES WE ALL SMOKE FIGHT THE POWER ITS OUR HUMAN RIGHT WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD XDDXDXDXD

IT IS THE YEAR 420
ALL MACHINES ARE POWERED BY 420
WEEEEEEEDDD IS IN GREAT DANGER SAVE OUR SOCIETY BRING BACK THE GANJA TREE DEFEAT THE 8 PIG MASTERS WEE NEED TO ORAGANIZE A REVOLUTION THE JOINT REVOLUTION 420 IS MY MASTER GANJA IS MY BASTARD FEEL THE FLOW OF THE 420 MIRRORED SHADES BONG CYBER FUTURE CONNECT THE DOTS DESTROY THE DARK EMPIRE SAVE THE 420

SOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.

OP, that shit is not worth showing off.
You're like 13, right?

>>2663206
Don't look for weed in Jamaica.
Bad news.

>>2663216
You're confusing people who smoke with idiots who smoke.

>>2663220
>They smell weird, slober, mumble and make people uncomfortable with their erratic behavior.
These traits fit people who don't smoke, you know?
And not everyone who smokes fit these characteristics.

This thread is full of ignorance and hate.
Stay mad, faggots.

>>2663216
>Smoking pot is not a hobby
Fuck. Does this mean I have to collect stamps now?

>>2663262
>tfw yoy have several pcp laced joints in your home.
Your parents either smell the pot and think you're a pot head, or have mistaken the smell for B.O
Either way you are fine if they haven't called you on it.

>>2663325
>What do you do
I'm a productive member of society.
Pot heads. always trying to call out those that don't want to take part in their filthy habbit.

>>2663259
>mfw

>>2663277
he mixes all kinds of combinations and chemicals (varying ratios of butane and shit) with the grass, and he gets imported shit from all over.

>>2663325
alright man i'll give it a go tonight. maybe it will help me get a good night's sleep, too.

>>2663769
sounds kinda dodgy mate.

>>2663769
>he mixes all kinds of combinations and chemicals (varying ratios of butane and shit) with the grass, and he gets imported shit from all over.

I do this. I use C02 usually, but Butane is a perfectly clean hydrocarbon that evaporates quickly. What he, and I, are doing is using a solvent to bond to the active alkaloids (Mainly THC) and extract them from the plant matter. This means you only need a very small amount of pure extract to achieve the same effect as a much larger amount of grass, and it is very pleasant. So pleasant in fact that I am smoking some as I type this.

>>2663816

i honestly had some idea of the function of butane but I didn't realise it bound together the THC; makes much more sense now.

thanks man. i'm lighting up now gonna slap on the latest game of thrones.

CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING
SMOKE MORE WEED

IT'S THE GREEN WEED GIANT ALL HE DOES IS SMOKE WEED WEEED NICE GREEN WEED COME EAT THE LETTUCE GREEN GIANT YOU ARE THE SUPER WEED MAN ALL SMOKE BURN HIM UP
GET HIGH LIKE THE GIANT
SMOKE MORE WEED GREEN GIANT
BE THE GREEN FRIENDLY GIANT
GROW WEEEEEEEDD
IN YOUR BASEMENNT TT LIKE IN THIS PHOTO I HAVE
SEE I AM GRWOING WEED SUPER DEALER XD I AM GANGSTER I BURN ALL THE WEED SMOKE SMOKE TOKE SMOKE WEEED SMOKE YEAH SMOKE WHY SO 420? WHY SO 420?

POLLY WANNA 420 WAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH POLLLY WAANNNNA 420 SEND MORE WEED PLEASE SIR I WANT SO MORE
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BURRRRRRNNNNNN TH E WEED !1 BURN THE WEEEEDDD ITS' ALL GOTTA BURNNNN THE WEED MAN GANJA TREE OF LIFE IS AALLL SMOKE AND FIRE

YEAH YE AH ITS A FIRE
A GANJA FIRE
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEKEEE ALARM LOLOLOLOL OH NO POLICE DUCK DUCK GOOSE PROBLEM OFFICER NO WAY MAN I 420

LOOK CARL SAGAN X D I AM SO SMART WEED IS MY BRAIN DRUG IT GROWS BRAIN CELLS SOON I WILL BE A GIGANTIC BRAIN THE HUMAN WEEEED BRAIIIN FULLL OF THE TWISTING MARIJUANA SECRETS TO GOD BRING ME CLOSER

THE 420 WEED ERRY DAY MACHIE TELLS US THE SECRETS:
W E E D 4 2 0 S M O K E W E E D W E E D W E E D B O N G S M O K E D E A L E R I N E E D W E E D 4 2 0 G A N J A H E M P S M O K E H E M P W E E D 4 2 0 T O K E T A K E M O R E W E E D D E A L E R D R U G S H I G H S M O K E

I'VE GOT THE NEEED FOR DOPE DEALING WEED FIENDS IN THE CITY STREETS LOL I AM THE ANTICHRIST

LOOOK AT ALL THE WEED I STUFFED UP MY ASS I AM THE NEW GOATSIE SPREADING THE REVOLUTION THROUGH SHITEATING PROCESS THE WEED AND POOP IT OUT FEED TO THE GOATS THEY NEED WEED TOOO BRO EVERY BODY NEEDS WEEED

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HIGH MAN IS HIGH LOOOK OVER THERE IN STHE KSY WE SEE ANGELS AND EMONS MADE OF SACRED GANJA IN THE DEPTHS

GANJA IN THE DEAPTH OF THE MINES OF THE DEALER MORIA XD LOOOK
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AT T THIS PICTUR OF MY BONG

WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY BONG GUYS ITS A HUMAN BEING A 420 BEING A SPIRIT OOOHOHGIOHOHOHOYHOH UNDEAD 420 COMING 4 U PO-LICE GANGSTAS ALL SMOKE THE DOPE

EBENZEER DOPE

I AM THE GHOST OF FUTURE TOKING
YOU NEED TO KEEP SMOKING
NEVER GIVE IT UP
NEVER LET US DOWN SMOKE SMOKE TOKE AND THEN BRING OUT THE DOUBLE BONG FILLED WEED 420 GANJA PLANT OF HOPE

EBENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZERR DOPEEEEEEE
SAVE TINY DANK WEED TIMMY HE NEEDS TO BE SMOKED

OH GOD GUYS
I AM
SO HIGH
SO SO HIGH GUYS THE WEED MAKES ME HIGH
DO YOU SMOKE EWEED GUYS
I'M HIGH
XD XX D XD SMOKE THE DOPE TOKE
GANGTA '69 LIKE THE HIPPES ALL DAY ERRY NIGHT TAKE IT ALL DOWN AND ASK FOR MORE BIG RIPS TOTAL HITS KNOCK DOWN THE DOMINOS SMOKE MORE WEEED
WEED
WEDD
WIS SO GOODF ROYOU
IT MAKES YOU FEEL ALIVE
I NEED WEEED
WEEEEDD
W THE NEED FOR WEEED
GIVE IT TO ME MY PRECSIOUS SAURAN YOU CAN'T KEEP ME AWAY BONG I NEED YOU PLEASE RESPONSD BONG I NEED WEEEDCD

EVERY DAY I'M SHUFFLING DOPE HUSSLING THE CHRONIC ON THE STREETS RAPPING WITH MY BONG MIC IN THE SUITES MAKE THE GREEN LEGAL MAN MORE GREENS MORE DOPE MORE SMOKE MORE TOKE MORE GANGSTA SHUFFLING THE CHRONIC NYC WEST SIDE WEEED MY BANDA MAKES ME WEEEEED GIVE ME WEED MAN MY DEALER NEEDS WEEED WHY SO WEEEDED 4+2+0= GANJA 420 THE GOD THAT FUCKES ALL THE BITCHES THE KING OF THE STREETS
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GUYS
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GUYS GUUYS GUYS GUSY PLEASE LISTEN HELP
GUYS
GUYS GUYS GUSY I HAV EA PRPOBLEM GUYS

I NEED WEEED I'M OUT OF DOPE TO SMOKE 420 NEEDS WEEDD GIVE ME
GIVE ME WEED
GIVE ME WEEED
GIVEE ME WEEEED
GIVE ME WEEEEEEEEED
GIVE ME WEEEEEEEEEEEEED
PLEASE GIVE ME WEEEEEEEEEEDD
I NEED WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
IT IS MY BASIC HUMAN RIGHT WEEEEEEEEEEED
I FEEL SICK I NEE D WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
I NEED MEDICAL WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
PLEASE GIVE ME WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
I WANTMONEY GUYS GIVE ME MONEY FOR WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD
420 MAN NEEDS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD
PLEASE GFIVE ME MORE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD
I'M SO POOR I NEEED WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD

LOOK AT ME I AM HIGH

420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GOOD 420 IS GO