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Hello /lit/
I'm feeling frustrated so I made a non-exhaustive list of personality types that really rustle my jimmies. I fit into some of these categories, and if I was effective, a lot of you should too.

Thought I'd share what I have so far, hope you enjoy. Some are more specific than others. Feel free to add or give feedback.


Politically correct bleeding heart non-confrontational passive liberal, manipulative bullshit artist. Phony.

Anti-depressant popping and anal-retentive source of autism perfectionist.

Rejection of white privilege, opportunities abandoned guilt complex. Ingrate.

Victim of society blame whitey then beg for handouts lack of impulse control

Fascination with short-term rewards and distractions, mindless drone wannabe reality TV show consumer.

Bland as white-bred no lust for life slowly rotting away in the suburbs, faded linoleum.

Ladder climbing calculating soulless inferiority complex, one dimensional and superficial. Sweet talker, put two of these in a room and you’ve really got something going.

Entitled and sheltered false sense of individuality and identity.

Angry hate mongering xenophobic low IQ trash. Scared and confused.

Detached self-serving lazy stoner, opinionated yet apathetic

Paranoid schizophrenic conspiracy theory gullible peon

Fashionably sophisticated closet bourgeois anarchist. Reactionary inflated ego pseudo-intellectual hypocrite

Spineless and arrogant disloyal and smug new wave religion curmudgeon.

>> No.2737615

"I hate people who are imperfect in any way."
--OP

>> No.2737619

You're never actually going to feel better until you actually try to understand people.

>> No.2737620

Those are somehow too specific and not exclusive enough.

I don't know, man. I don't fucking know.

>> No.2737623

>>2737611

>Politically correct bleeding heart non-confrontational passive liberal, manipulative bullshit artist. Phony.

>Fashionably sophisticated closet bourgeois anarchist. Reactionary inflated ego pseudo-intellectual hypocrite

Sound about right.

>> No.2737626

>>2737615
nope, I actually especially hate people that are perfect, if you are inferring that I do in fact hate these people.

>> No.2737629

Let not your Jimmies be rustled, for in contentment lies the path to freedom.

>> No.2737631

>>2737623

Though

>manipulative bullshit artist. Phony.

>Reactionary inflated ego pseudo-intellectual hypocrite

I have some contention with

>> No.2737638

>>2737619
I interact with a lot of people who are above being stuck into these categories, I'm more frustrated by people who dont recognize their own inconsistencies.

>> No.2737639

>>2737626
"I hate people who are imperfect in any way, and I see perfection as an imperfection."
--OP

>> No.2737641

/r9k/ posters on /lit/

>> No.2737656

>>2737631
>manipulative bullshit artist. Phony.
You have contention with the phony part? Isn't that the most obvious, since they come off as uber-compassionate and empathetic by being so vocal about social activism, yet often they are so easily inconvenienced and couldn't be bothered to be decent human beings in their day to day encounters because there's no recognition or bc they don't feel important as a result.

>Reactionary inflated ego pseudo-intellectual hypocrite

This one's pretty obvious too, well read super hip and think they know what's best for everyone, abolish the current system meanwhile they got to that intellectual state bc of the opportunities they encountered as a result of their privileged upbringing. Which was a result of the system they want to abolish bc every is just so complacent right? And not bc anarchism is so attractive to 20 something year olds as an edgy political philosophy

>> No.2737658

>>2737656

Sure, if you're talking about those personalities in general (though I often find stereotyping in this fashion distasteful)

But I was referring to myself.

>> No.2737670

>>2737658
Ah ok then. I guess I'm trying to be fair in my stereo-typing. I'm a firm believer in "everybody's a little racist/generalizes", and that it's better to acknowledge it than pretend it doesn't exist. But I suppose some are sensitive to it, or just prefer not to indulge in negativity.

>> No.2737672

>>2737670

Yeah, I pretty much always prefer to not indulge in negativity. But don't mind me, carry on.

>> No.2737677

Instead of coming up with all these single sentences laden with buzzwords, how about you pick one of the archetypes you dislike, define it properly and explain what it is you dislike about that type of person. Having both the description of a person you dislike and the reason for it jammed into a single sentence isn't the way to go.

>> No.2737682

>>2737638

Okay, but this doesn't change my comment. And I'm not trying to be an asshole, I'm serious.

>> No.2737689

HURR HURR RUSTLE MY JIMMIES LE REDDIT LEL LEL LEL

>> No.2737698

>>2737682
As I wrote before, I'm more indulging myself than this being my outlook on life. I actually consider myself not very judgmental. I guess I'm over it now.

>>2737677
Will try to do that when I'm feeling it again, but I think the buzzword form though was supposed to capture their carbon copy nature and longer evaluations would kind of kill the momentum and would probably be pretty redundant. Though I did write a few little explanations in an earlier comment.

Thanks for reading, good night

>> No.2737760

>>2737611

All that and more on 4Chan!

>> No.2737761

Faded linoleum master race reporting.

Feels numb man.

>> No.2737766

>>2737615
>>2737639
You haven't met enough people or your jimmies are rustled because you fit one of OP's listed personality types.

>> No.2737800

>>>/your blog/

>> No.2737805
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2737805

>tfw you are none of these
>tfw you use many of these caricatures to ass-fluster some of the more tightly wound denizens of this board
Feels like entertainment.

>> No.2738053

And the world will be better for this.
That one man scorned and covered with scars.
Still strove with his last ounce of courage.
To reach the unreachable star