/lit/ - Literature

I can't bear those eyes staring at me, they're huge!

>>2774174
That looks like a friend of mine and it sounds like something she might say. Regardless, not /lit/.

I read it to you as you played tenis with my balls in your mouth. You have a terrible understanding of fractals and I'm am seriously disturbed.1

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I tried to explain fractals many times to you. My wrinkly balls were the example. Your mouth however covered them neatly and you were unable to see.

>>2774174
I was saying it transcends the good/bad dichotomy. Are you going to read it?

That's a woman?

It's Infinite Jest you fucking cunt. Infinite. Jest. Not Infinitesimal, why would anyone write a book called Infinitesimal Jest? Do you even know who David Foster Wallace is? Get the fuck out of my house.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha, you.

>>2774185
Who cares?

>>2774189
who would want to read that pretentious huge pile of shit in the first place?

>>2774193

Well, I only really like guys who look like that.

>>2774189
Infintesimal as in your dick. Surely you jest

With thy rod so small.

I was trying to talk about us, bitch, where do you get this Infinitesimal Jest shit from?

>>2774195
The only thing more destructive to the future of art in an increasingly consumerist society than pretentious dilletantes and pseudo-intellectuals are people who use these terms to sweepingly dismiss anything they cannot readily understand or have not taken upon themselves to even experience.

When you're done sucking my cock you can tell me about how you think James Joyce is "overrated", you philistine.

>>2774210

There's no reason to read James Joyce if you aren't Irish.

>>2774210
"James Joyce is the most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD 31 Best Disciple Competition" -DFW on James Joyce.

>>2774212
There's no reason to read anything.

>>2774210
>more destructive to the future of art

The only thing destructive to art is pseudointellectuals like you. Compare the art of the renaissance to "modern art". Also, pretentious books are not art.

>>2774212
>he reads story for plot
>he doesn't know what form is!

>>2774221
>compare the art of the renaissance to "modern art"
Ah, you're one of those guys. And to think you call other people pseuds.

Nadia isn't /lit/

>>2774221
>evaluating art by level of detail and verisimilitude
Hsieh Ho is disappointed with you.

Whoa, I have not been so attracted to another female in quite some time. I am infinitely pleased by her aesthetically, and would embark on a quest in order to obtain her love.

Though I imagine such a dame to lack even the worth of a dime, I do find her lovely, and it feels good to say that about someone I don't know.

Oh dear, I have not felt such infatuation since my teenage years. Excuse me, /lit/, I know this is not the place to release such an off-topic emotional rant, but damn.

It even inspired me to dig up a picture of yours truly, bearing my own pair of big eyes.

...Please report me, I don't belong here. I've yet to even read any DFW.

>"So, you what were you telling me about that Infinitesimal Jest book last night? "
>"So, you what were you (...)"
>you what were you

>>2774295
sorry buddy, I happen to know for a fact she's dating a quirky asian kid. They have unlubed anal, and she loves it.

>>2774250
Smearing your shit on a canvas is not equal to the mona lisa.

She looks too much like she's gonna be ugly when she's just a wee bit older. I won't have that.

girls who go to college are not marriage material. They aren't even girlfriend material. At best, they're one night stand fucktoys, but thats about it. They're destined to die old and alone. Thank you feminism and college(marxist indoctrination camp) for ruining women.

>>2774316
>uses equal
>doesn't mention the standards he uses to judge
pseudopseudopseudo self importance tiem

>>2774332
You must be a big fan of degenerate "art".

>>2774329
Mhm, and as I have already implied, a dime a dozen. But definitely a mouth into which I would pry a tongue during a drunken house party.

>>2774336
All art, including literature, is subjective. Get over yourself breh.

>>2774347
>All art, including literature, is subjective.

Afraid not, despite what your jewish professor told you. Though I doubt you came to /lit/ to expand your (miniscule) amount of knowledge, I suggest you read The culture of critique by Dr Kevin Mcdonald.

>>2774174
Nevermind honey, I don't know what I was thinking trying to talk about that kind of thing. Hey, you wanna go rent Transformers? And afterward we can snuggle in the car ;)

>>2774358
I dislike Jews as much as the next guy, and will probably read that, but it would be nice if you'd actually give an argument. I'm not even American anyway.

>>2774345
The only thing I would touch her mouth with is my dick. College whores are filthy. Who knows where that mouth has been.

>>2774368
What argument? You said smearing vaginal blood on a canvas(this is real by the way, in a french "art" gallery) is equal to something like the Mona Lisa. It isn't, and if someone thinks it is, then not only is their opinion shit, but they have a mental illness.

>>2774373
Still waiting for your argument against subjectivity. Should be great, God

>>2774358
he is a DOCTOR

>this thread
And you fucks blame /mu/ for discussion like this.

>>2774384
I started it to prove a point

Unknown if this is OP or just someone using the pic.
Disgusting in any case.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/lynsidious

>>2774368

I'm the next guy, and I'm a jew, so I like them quite a lot: my mother and father, for example, they're OK. My auntie Diane, meh, her I can take or leave, but a lot of them jews, hey they're OK, y'know.

lol goy, us Jews are the reason you still aren't living in your mudhuts or caves beating women just because they aren't men and going to war with other ethnic groups just because of skin colour.

>>2774413

>and going to war with other ethnic groups just because of skin colour.

Hey, Solly - I think they're still doing that already. Oy vey, these goys? These goys are as thick as a rock. You show them how to live nice and easy, and what do they do? They start fucking everything in the ass. Fucking gentiles, this coulda been a nice planet. It was made by God, and he's a good jewish boy, does lovely work, but now, pfa.

>>2774410
>>2774413
Sorry, your myth of self-importance isn't fooling anyone.

>>2774427

Actually, if you read the internet, we seem to be fooling just about everybody, all the time - we're in your media, crashing planes into your skyscrapers, engineering war worldwide, controlling the democratically elected governments of the USA to do our nefarious bidding, and probably conspiring with mega-space-jews to sell the whole planet into slavery.

You can't be anti-semitic AND deny our place in the world. That's having your knish and eating it, boychik.

>>2774404
There are many fake okcupid profiles using Nadia pictures. Her name is Nadia and she lives in Texas

>>2774417 used to be valid, but two weeks ago she deleted her facebook after harassment from someone on /b/. It wasn't a very pretty thread (except for the pictures). She still has an active tumblr, and occasionally posts self-shots (nothing scandalous) there: http://howobeseofyou.tumblr.com/

Many images have been saved.

Go to >>b with this, though. This isn't literature.

>>2774441

>This isn't literature.

OH NO, IT'S THE FUCKING /LIT/ POLICE. EVERYBODY SCARPER. SAVE YOURSELVES SAVE YOURSELVES.

Yeah, no, fuck off you cunt. If you want to be a mod, write to moot like the good little wanker you are.

and he'll laugh his fucking cock off at you as well

Feh!

>>2774447
I was just trying to be helpful. Of course I don't set any rules. You've upset me, anon. I'm going to go onto my balcony and finish The Plague and this bottle of recolte.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLBBtFSW8TE

>>2774452
>reading the plague
Schmuck.

these threads are so stupid

>>2774452

When you've done that, why not throw yourself off the fucking balcony you fucking useless waste of skin?

Go on - I guarantee no-one will miss you within a week.

>>2774464
y so angry all the time, anon?

story of my life

>>2774837
>cliche "omg girl i like is dating an ugly guy."
>"what does he have that i don't!"
>whinging
>being this pathetic.
>saying "story of my life" like you're ross from friends.

Go away.

>>2774846

>>2774846
no one said anything about ugly people, just merely pointing out the fact that she isn't single.

>she mentions she is reading infinite jest

I swear to god

>>2774417
moar?

>>2774329
Personally, I can't think of anything worse than coming home from work everyday to the sight of some bitch dress in the apron of some old bitty. Worst still would the possibility of sharing a house with some uptight lady of leisure.
Give me a working wife and mother. At least then I'd have the opportunity to get myself off in my own time while she's out the house.