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Any religion.

I'll start with Daniel. He's pretty standard by Biblical fare if you read only the Protestant bible, but if you read the Apocrypha, it's a whole different story. He basically becomes a holy trickster.

Also, he kills a dragon.

Why can't the rest of the Bible have characters fighting dragons?

>> No.3275614

>>3275608
Daniel my brother you are older than me.
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal?
Your eyes have died, but you see more than I,
Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky!

>> No.3275613

Because you're a pleb

>> No.3275624

>>3275613
>legitimately thinking that's a valid criticism

>> No.3275661

>>3275608

>liking anything about the bible other than its propensity to burn

disgusting.

>> No.3275666

>>3275661
Whoa, bro. You must be some kind of rebel or something.

>> No.3275669
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3275669

Legion

>> No.3275676

>>3275661
Don't cut yourself on those edges, bro.

>> No.3275678

>>3275669
I think it's interesting to note how Jesus cast out Legion. He asked "what's your name" and then told them to go to the pigs instead. He didn't have to be half as kind as he was.

>> No.3275692

David when he 360 no scoped that Philistine giant. He should go join MLG pro BO2 tournaments.

>> No.3275690

Joseph wrestles with Archangel Micheal.
That is Kinda badass

>> No.3275704

>>3275692
LOL

>> No.3275728

>>3275704
The narrative in the Tanakh doesn't explain it good enough. You see, it wasn't actually a slingshot, it was a DESERT EAGLE branded Desert Eagle and David basically pulled off a flicker shot by jumping off Mt. Sinai and landing straight into the Land of Israel and getting that sick no scope 9000+ 360 spin head shot.

>> No.3275732

Samson

He was a pretty tight bro.

>> No.3275740

zeus turned into animals and fucked random virgins

>> No.3275749
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3275749

>>3275692
fuck this gets funnier the more i read it

>> No.3275809

>>3275661
2edgy4this atehist

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>>3275661

captcha: was edgedso
I'm serious

>> No.3275879

>>3275661

Thread is over.