/lit/ - Literature

They're only after one thing.

>>3298013

the d?

/lit/ has one of the highest percentages of females on 4chan.

I imagine a lot of the ladies here are pretty decent with their own kind.

>>3298016
My signed copy of The Name of the Wind.

>>3298021

Riveting.

I'm actually on the verge of going steady with the most beautiful girl. We're both really into the same books, movies, music, and art, and actually I could really see myself spending the rest of my life with her.

>>3298030
They both come across as idiots, but the blue one moreso. That library metaphor is horrible.

I learned how to tie a noose the other day.

>>3298030

>killitwithfire.gif

>>3298007
>how are you with the ladies?
I would probably be doing just fine with the ladies if that was what did it for me. future advanced degree femanon seeking english dork for cuddling on the couch while reading and such,

looks nothing like OP's pic.

>>3298038
Yeah but bitches love that kind of shit.

Women are real beings? I thought that they were just mystical creatures my favorite poets imagined. Like unicorns, or God.

>>3298049
Better or worse posture?

>>3298041
that's not the best way to catch one, anon. try a net.

>>3298030
aw. good luck <3

>>3298030

>>divorced after a year

>>3298055
only a /lit/ guy would ask about posture over boob size, lol.

>>3298065
everybody gets a starter marriage nowdays. it's like a rule.

I'm not. I let dudes fuck me. Dudes don't complain and you can slowly suck them off to wake them and they don't mind. Fuck women.

>>3298030
>going steady
How was life in the 1950s?

>>3298068
That is such bad posture though. And if I were being a true /lit/izen, I'd have pointed out the red wine in the fridge. Shocking.

>>3298079

I bet they don't even realize that once the cork is out you might as well finish the bottle.

Does flavour mean nothing to these plebs?

My depression just killed my relationship.

I'm questioning if I ever had anything going inside me for someone else. I feel as if I fooled everyone, as if I was pretending, even though, at times, it felt real. I broke so many hearts and it was always proportionate to how much I cared about her. I can't get past myself, I'm feeling horrible, fucking horrible.

When I was young, I didn't have any chances with the ladies. Now I have one after the other, I never had to flirt or go after someone. But when I need, when I'm called for, when people count on me, I fail. I could get married, but I'm afraid. It's always an effort to do something for a relationship. Is this what I want? And how would I ever know this? Was I fooling myself the entire time? Was I fooling her? And if it's true, then what? What is left? A man alone and a woman left to cry? Will I ever grow up? Fuck. Each day, it's one step farther away, while everything pushes towards being together, I myself step back. Something's wrong and I don't understand it and this is driving me crazy. But she, she didn't have to withstand this, me. I was hiding this from her, now I said it. I want her, but I'm not willing to do anything for it to happen. I feel tired, awful tired.

>>3298030
That metaphor wouldn't be so bad if he didn't finish on that torturous fucking pun.

>>3298079
>>3298080

How do you know it's not Beaujolais? A lot of people chill Pinot Noir as well.

lrn2wine

>>3298082
Get professional help.

>>3298091
I go through therapy but I'm in my parent's town for now and won't see her till end of January. I'm desperate to go there.

>>3298089

First rebuttal is true, second not so much. Once a bottle is opened it's quality really does degrade day by day. However one day is probably fine, so who knows.

For all you know there could be urine in there.

>>3298007
>with ladies
My mom loves me. Nothing more to add.

>>3298007
le gynophobia face xdd

>>3298089
>having Pinot Noir or Beaujolais in a Bordeaux and not a Burgundy style bottle
Sacre bleu, the levels of disgust I have for you animals...

>>3298054
That was beautiful

Sometimes I consider jumping in front of a truck when I'm walking along the highway, and I'm often struck by thoughts of genital mutilation whenever I handle a knife or a sharp object.

>>3298115
I identify with the first one. the second part... not so much.

>>3298115
Ya need a doctor

There were a few exceptionally beautiful girls in my freshman Intro to English Poetry class, and they were, for the most part, the smartest in the class. I'm fairly attractive, but, other than track and field, have no talent or ability which is obvious enough to attract someone to me. So I spent hours with each poem assigned, and read articles and essays on them, and branched off reading other poets and poems left off of the syllabus, until my responses to the professor's questions were at least the most informed, if not sophisticated.

After one class, one of the beautiful girls who I sought to impress asked what I was doing that night, and we shared our first kiss. She admitted to admiring my "intelligence", and now we have been dating close to a year. Sure, we have ups and downs, but our relationship has moved beyond the knowledge of poetry and I'm really, incredibly happy with her. Of course, I still strive to be the smartest person she's ever met, and my desire for knowledge has become inextricably linked to my sexuality.

That aside, I'd say I'm a fairly confident person who has seen a fair amount of women in his brief time on Earth, though I'm not nearly as debonair as I like to style myself.

>>3298111
>Burgundy style bottle

>implying it's my wine and my fridge
>faggots crying over wine
>ignoring the fact that she's got her ketchup in the fridge

ISHYGDDT

>>3298108

>>3298115
>>3298120

>>3298007
I'm 23 and still a kissless virgin.

I am not very attractive, I have an abrasive demeanor, I write people off quickly, I am not rich nor a super genius, and I still have more sex than most people I know. Out of all of my straight friends/acquaintances (because we all know the gays are just padding the numbers here), the only other guy I know having as much sex as me is not that great of a catch himself, his chick is just really fucking stupid.
This is probably because I am typically only in long-term relationships, meaning less dry spells in between ladies.

>>3298030
>library metaphors
>mfw

>>3298115

You should do it. Seriously - it will be cool.

>>3298127
How do you know it's ketchup and not brown sauce?

>>3298115
Hello, anon: >>3298125 here, and I also experience horrible thoughts of genital mutilation/castration when handling sharp objects, particularly scissors. Once had a bad dream where I fulfilled that dreadful fantasy, cutting the head of my penis off and then stuffing it back in my underwear thinking it'd simply reattach itself. My horror grew steadily as its permanent separation began to dawn on me. I woke up and immediately grabbed my crotch, fearing the worst.

Wonder what it is, huh?

Well, maybe if a wasn't so fucking indecisive/picky and actually committed to someone I'd have a gf by now

But of course, I'm as fickle as any girl and emotionally unstable

Fak

>>3298139

Erm, cos it's red innit, not brown. Also, they don't have brown sauce in her country.

>>3298018
Nope. Not really. I prefer dudes. They're more laid back

I'm 22, I haven't had sex since I was 16. I haven't masturbated in a year. I find myself not caring much about sex anymore. I just want the girl I want to want me back. Pure narcissistic wankery.

>>3298150

You mean you like the cock.

>>3298149
It looks browner than ketchup, and a lot of brown sauces look a little red. Tomatoes can do that don't ya know.

Pretty bad. I've blown it with 3 really good catches over the past 4 years. Other than that it's been ugly drunken debauchery. Pity.

>>3298159

It's clearly a bottle of Heinz ketchup.

Pic related doesn't look very red to me. That's why they call it "brown sauce".

>>3298167

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating biscuits, but those socks have to go. And she needs to sort her fridge out.

>>3298140
As you mentioned, the thoughts of severing or damaging my penis are not desires but images that flood my mind. My thoughts of suicide are not so much a desire as a sudden impulse to end my discomfort. If I truly wanted to kill myself I would just do it.

>>3298168
If it is ketchup, it's certainly not Heinz, the label placement and the color are all wrong. And pic related looks about as red as the "ketchup".

got a nice little chick who reads vonnegut and writes some half-decent po-mo poetry (it's terrible abstract bullshit, but she's got a great talent for rhythm, flow and little surprises of meaning)

all the other girls I sleep with watch terrible reality TV shows and read 50 shades of grey, so we don't talk about that shit.

>>3298183

Are we talking about the same bottle? The one I'm referring to looks like pic related, but standing on it's head The one that's sideways-on, between the jar of pasta sauce (proves the bitch can't cook the simplest things, btw) and the brownish bottle that may be salad dressing or something foul.

I do pretty well but they bore me to death.

I use most of them to edit my writings and pay my dinners and sometimes I crash at their places because I don't have money for rent and I drink their wine and smoke all the weed and before going I ask them for a $20 because I gotta take a cab to meet this other girl I don't really like but brooklyn is expensive, you know...

>>3298184

Don't be a player, have some self respect. Seriously you will regret it.

>>3298228
empty moralizing, vaguely threatening ill-being without explanation coming from anonymous on 4chan? I shall immediately stop enjoying my life and change everything.

>>3298007
got my girl les miserables in french, and she tell's me it's a great book. also got her some russians and germans which she enjoyed.

we met through a univeristy team and have been together in a great relationship. unfortunately it has to come to an end one day unless one of us gives in...which is so depressing

speaking of which...how do i into prescription drugs for depression. my doctor is sending me to a psychiatrist soon, even though there's no need for it, as i easily bsed my way through a depression test

>>3298243
bump.

this board is slow as fuck

>>3298239

It wasn't mean to be threatening, rather foreboding. I just recently got dumped by a girl I legit was in love with because I couldn't help myself from cheating, just because I slept around so much when I was single. It's like meth man, you think it will never happen to you, but it happens. Just take an air of cautiousness and never lose sight of what you think is ethically sound. It stands to reason that most decent people try and treat others the way they would like to be treated.

>>3298243
>also got her some russians and germans which she enjoyed.

Love those multinational gangfuckings. Did you watch? Did her bulls make you clean her up afterwards?

>>3298253

I'm not even sure what you're talking about.

Oh, and to actually contribute something to thread...
I recently asked a co-worker out, only to have her tell me she was married and show me her ring.

I really did my research on that one....

>>3298260
hah, funny. no i wouldn't watch. i don't think i would touch a woman who experienced that

>>3298257
I'm not you though

Wow is she seriously keeping her mixer out on the cabinet? Talk about a waste of space, she probably only uses that once every 20 billion years.

i asked this girl out at the place i used to work at. She seems all about it but im just not sure what to do with her when i finally decide to set a date. Shes kind of young for me. Im 23 shes 18 haha.

>Had Mexican girlfriend
>She really wanted to have sex
>Said I was waiting (I know I'm a faggot)
>She flips out, dumps me, and then gets together with a guy from her work the next day
>These good feels: she got pregnant a month later and her parents begged me on the phone to take her back because they knew I was good for her
>Lolnopesorry.dmg

>Had another girl
>Couldn't do anything expect talk about her family and her friends
>Would never let me speak
>Whole dates were I would get maybe ten words in
>Tell her about how I feel
>Goes batshit and starts yelling at me to be more respectful
>noped out of that relationship

Been in a few others were it just didn't work and they weren't nearly as entertaining; the trend seems to be:
>All around 5 foot (I'm 6'3)
>All wear glasses
>All are either Art students or English students
>All have huge asses
>All are moderately skinny despite huge ass
>All are moderately insane

Which is great because this basically describes my mother and grandmother. Thanks Freud!

>>3298177
>As you mentioned, the thoughts of severing or damaging my penis are not desires but images that flood my mind.

Exactly so, it's become unnerving to the point that I've casually removed the scissors normally kept by the desktop to a drawer in the kitchen. Even still, there are times when I'll hold a sharp object in my hand and just think about the possibility of genital disfigurement. It's almost trancelike, and definitely beyond my control. I've experienced it to a lesser degree in the subway, where I've sometimes been stuck wondering how easy it would be to fling myself in front of an oncoming F train.

I think Nietzsche talks about it, actually, in regards to a cliff, which you may peer down from and become overwhelmed by the thought of flinging yourself downward to your death without actually doing it. But it's a powerful draw and it's hard to break away from. I don't remember the context of his observance though. The thought of severing one's penis when a sharp object is at hand seems a question best suited for a Freudian, though.

Am I the only male who doesn't get turned on by women who are obviously putting on a show to try and be sexy? Especially when it makes them look slatternly like the woman in the pic.

This is probably why I can't be aroused by pornography

>>3298272

She might use it regularly. Maybe she makes smoothies in it. She looks a smoothie type.

Maybe she likes to bake, although the fridge doesn't look like a cook's fridge.

You know what, I think it may be her parent's house, or it belongs to whoever took the pictures before fucking her on the kitchen floor.

>>3298271

Have you ever learned anything from a book? Just because you're not me doesn't me you can't learn from my mistakes. I'm not telling you how to live your life, rather I'm telling you that the mistakes I made are avoidable, and the consequences of those mistakes aren't something I'd wish upon my enemies.

>>3298278
Are you still "waiting"? If so, why?

>>3298281
>slatternly

You don't know what that word means - that kitchen is spotless. She's far from a slattern.

>>3298279
>casually

Meant to say actually, there.

>>3298281
It annoys me too.

Ladies please,
Acting like an idiot =/= cute, sexy, attractive

If I wanted a nine year old I'd be in China.

>>3298284
>She might use it regularly. Maybe she makes smoothies in it. She looks a smoothie type.

When is the last time you saw someone make a smoothie with one of these motherfuckers?

>>3298290
Yeah, still virgin even after 10+ girlfriends and I'm 22.

I just don't see the appeal of sleeping around. My parents did it and all it did was went up with me, a wedlock marriage and a divorce. I'd like to "give" myself to my wife at the very least as a gift so she can be secure knowing she's the only one for me.

>inb4 faggot just fuck everyone lol

>>3298300

Dunno - I hate smoothies and if I did make one I'd probably use a wand doohickey. However, those motherfuckers usually have a blender attachment though.

It's a pretty big kitchen though, and it's not a massive waste of space. Compared to her wine/ketchup in the fridge atrocities and her stupid fucking socks, the mixer is a minor misdemeanour.

Hey guys,

Let's start a fridge fetish.
Come on it will be like a club.
Then we can laugh at all the suckers who legitimately buy into it.

>>3298108
I don't think there is a face for that, Monsieur Anon

>>3298305
>so she can be secure knowing she's the only one for me.

>so she can be secure knowing she's going to get crappy inexperienced sex with a fumbling goon.

FTFY

>>3298309
Pretty soon people will be masturbating to dubious ketchup bottles.

>>3298294

How do you know it's her kitchen?

>>3298311
because people never get better with repitition right?

>>3298314
It's like women modeling with cars, only more domestic!

>>3298311
I have the rest of my life to figure out how to properly fuck my wife
>hurr sex is everything

>>3298308
At least she buys Aunt Jemima's.
Log Cabin is for shitheads.

>>3298305
I hope you aren't expecting your wife to also be a virgin.

>>3298315

Either way, you still don't know what a fucking slattern is. Get a dictionary.

>>3298329
I'd prefer but statistically speaking it'd be rare.

>>3298335
That's what I wanted, too. Turns out my girlfriend lied about being a virgin.

As it turned out, she not only slept with other men before me, but she also slept with men while we were dating. I felt pretty fucked over.

>>3298305
Do you think that you have a lower sex drive than most men, or do you find yourself desiring sex strongly and going to great lengths to curb that desire?

Have you considered that the trauma you experienced (the wedlock marriage, divorce, etc.), is preventing you from enjoying an experience you'd otherwise like to have?

>>3298286
yeah but your mistakes are made as a result of stupid things you've done which I already don't do because I'm not retarded. Total non-application.

>>3298339
Did you break up with her posthaste?

>>3298342
Used to be like him...
I simply didn't care.
Now I once again do not care. I just don't desire women unless they're just so.

>>3298007
/lit/ - sexual insecurity

/soc/ nigga, /soc/ /soc/!

>>3298346
No, I didn't, soon after I made that discovery she revealed that she had me blackmailed in several different ways (because she was insanely insecure) and it took several months for me to sort through all the lies/blackmail and get to be myself again.

pretty good
in fact i'm going to go in depth on it because it feel like it

i stay in a sort of flowing balance between semi-romantic relationships and casual hooking up/fucking. the relationships are harder to maintain. the balance between them relies either on really emotionally-delicate communication or emotionally-agressive communication

well at least for my general age group im not sure about most people

>>3298342
Sex drive is normal, I just don't give a fuck about cultural expectations.
>I have to make a ton money to attract women.
>I have to settle with a girl because all of my friends are getting married.
>I have to exercise to lift to attract girls instead of doing it for my quality of life and health.
>I have to drink to have a good time to prove to others that I'm bro and maybe a girl will let me stick it in her pooper.
Fuck that shit.

As for any trauma, I'm not afraid of sex but I am afraid of a relationship being so incompatible that it ends in divorce. I'd rather wait and find a girl that I can actually see myself spending my life with and then I'll get my emotional/biological reward of sex.

>>3298030
I'm laughing my ass of at your metaphor. Fuck these guys that are saying its a bad pun. Since when was a pun anything but stupid humor?

>>3298357
i'll rephrase

semi-romantic relationships rely on emotionally-delicate communication, hooking up relies on emotionally-aggressive communication, and they're both pretty fairly easy states to achieve with enough emotional lubrication, which is secondarily fairly easy to achieve among my general age group today

>>3298311
If you and your partner can communicate (shocking in the modern world, I know) something like sex should be pretty easy. This whole notion of being "sexually compatible" with people is fucking ridiculous. What do you like, and what do I like? Are they polar opposites? Then we just which off. Wow, that was a quick fix. Thank you vocal cords for solving another one of my terribly complex relationship problems.

>>3298387
I thought it was amusing but not entirely humorous. I was more amused by the guy who called it "torturous."

>>3298382
>I'm not afraid of sex but I am afraid of a relationship being so incompatible that it ends in divorce. I'd rather wait and find a girl that I can actually see myself spending my life with and then I'll get my emotional/biological reward of sex.
Are you me? Shit, this one post made /lit/ look a whole lot better in my eyes.

Awful. I have no sex life to speak of. Never had a girlfriend. I've basically spent the last year in self imposed isolation, and my social skills have basically gone out the door, along with my looks. When you have no one to impress but yourself, you tend to not give a shit about things like exercise, hygiene, and healthy eating.

I thought /lit/ was still reeling from ruined relationships

she said I made her feel like a pleb and we haven't talked in months

I don't know how you do it

>>3298427
>Self-imposed isolation
Lucky you. I have to have a job.

That woman has the calves of a plow horse.

>>3298434

>>3298423
Any rational person should take a look at the state of relationships in the western world and reach the same conclusion.
>>3298440
Damn that made me laugh.

>>3298030

>that last text

Painful. Need to play it a bit aloof, that is too much corniness right there.

>>3298030
I require an update

>>3298492
Sure you do, buddy.

I think my biggest impediment is my height, honestly. Women always express interest in me in various ways but I'm a huge misogynist and I have huge confidence issues and I always managed to fuck it up somehow.

>>3298513

>I'm a huge misogynist
why?
>I have huge confidence issues

>>3298520
I can't really help it, I'm just not well adjusted I guess. It's the same a lot of women hate men with a burning passion (which for whatever reason is perfectly acceptable socially).

>>3298513

>Says he is a misogynist and has confidence issues but thinks his biggest issue is his height.

>>3298527
It's not like my misogyny is obvious or anything. On the nights that I'm in a good mood I can be pretty charming.

>>3298524

>I'm just not well adjusted I guess.

oh fucking boo hoo. you're fine.

you're just frustrated because you can't get your dick wet. blew your chances one too many times now you feel cheated so you compensate by treating them as objects

you're a stereotype on this site, man
just be normal. damn.

>>3298539
Technically, being normal is the real stereotype.

>>3298539
> compensate by treating them as objects
This is unique of me? This is wrong?

I don't really get it.

I don't really feel cheated. I know exactly what my problem is. Height, and confidence.

>>3298545

lol okay you try to rationalize your insecurity away, whatever you say bro

>>3298551
This: >>3298545 wasn't him.

>tfw no hipster gf with good taste
Such is life.

>>3298579
I also wish I had a girlfriend, and that she tasted good.

>>3298140
I had this fucking dream too. What the actual fuck?

>>3298007
All I managed to attract this year is a reformed tweaker with a child.

>>3298125
tfw fellow bro uses your methods successfully. I did it with math instead of poetry, but still.

/lit, the only sane place left on 4ch

After abandonment I developed emotional callouses which have garnered a semblance of 'game'. ep

>>3298274
most insecure "haha" ever

>>3298281
No, you aren't. Girls are infinitely sexier when they aren't trying to be sexy.

I mean, I shouldn't be surprised by this, because I think ALL people are more attractive the less they *act*.

23 year old virgin. Pretty awkward sometimes with the females. That social anxiety is a bitch. Pretty good looking but I'm shy and introverted; being around others can stress and tire me out.

>>3298708
>19 and in the exact same situation
Care to share what you would change in the past 4 years or so?

lol, this book might help ya'll. Pic related.

I had hot kino with HB's in no time.

>>3298715
Jesus, where to begin. Probably before any conscious thing on my part that I would have changed would be changing slightly the way I was raised. I think I was a little too sheltered and spoilt, which I think helped make me very self conscious during highschool. I was never my own person, but instead always following others and worrying about peoples' opinions of me more than anything. I could never even talk to a girl without shiting myself over what she was thinking about me to a ridiculous degree. Looking back I think this is where my social anxiety developed from.

If anything this extreme self-consciousness and resulting social retardation has become the complete opposite in some ways. Over the last few years I've learned to reverse my character and not pay any attention to the way I'm perceived by others, social status etc. I'm still a bit of a spaghetti spiller but I've become a lot 'freer' in terms of being myself. I just wish I had got to this stage a few years ago, before my anxiety blossomed. That way I would be more socially capable and thus comfortable around the ladies.

Something I want to change/do is move over seas to study, partly because I think leaving behind my life of stifling routine and familiarity would do wonders.

>>3298715
Not him but... don't fear people. The only way you can really get good with people is to have conversations. After a while you start picking up patterns, but it's like a language; I can rifle off all these things I've learned about talking to people, but it's so much better to learn it first hand. After a while you'll start picking up on social cues and, as it turns out, people actually want to talk to you. It's not that you're changing your personality or whatever so much as you're becoming more observant, if that makes sense.

>>3298725
I've finished high-school and my first year of university and I notice similarities.
I've began ignoring that self-conscious voice so I'll work at that.
I'll try to break up my routine, moving overseas to study both terrifies and excites me ...
>>3298726
I'm in a bit of a lull with opportunities for social interaction. I'll see what I can do, I just really hate talking to people in clubs and what not.

Thanks for the help, probably the only advice from 4chan I'll take on board.

>>3298735
I got a job, that's how I made it happen. I can't stand parties/large social gatherings either. If I weren't paid to do it I probably wouldn't have bothered.

Not to say I'm super-social even now, but I can at least get along with certain strangers. Talking to anyone isn't difficult, if boring.

I've had a relationship with one man, and I've had an intensely strong platonic love with a woman. I'm going to kill myself around the end of April, so that'll be it.

>>3298749
I can understand that. April is the cruelest month.

>>3298746
I can aim for boring social interaction.

>Women are real beings? I thought that they were just mystical creatures my favorite poets imagined.

guy said:
>I'm actually on the verge of going steady with the most beautiful girl.
"most beautiful girl", but then said:
>Yeah but bitches love that kind of shit

>That aside, I'd say I'm a fairly confident person who has seen a fair amount of women in his brief time on Earth, though I'm not nearly as debonair as I like to style myself.

>I am not very attractive, I have an abrasive demeanor, I write people off quickly, I am not rich nor a super genius, and I still have more sex than most people I know.

>got a nice little chick

>unfortunately it has to come to an end one day unless one of us gives in...which is so depressing

> I just recently got dumped by a girl I legit was in love with because I couldn't help myself from cheating

>>3298102
dawwwwwwwwww

>>3298771
you are all narcissists without any of the respect or good intentioned feelings a man ought to show a woman.
Despite claiming to be literary people, none of you show even the least amount of knowledge of what women are like, or how you should treat them.
You all have the same philistine, loutish, effeminate disrespect and the same cold, calculating minds of mathematicians when it comes to dealing with women and "getting sex" from them.

You are uncultured, you are shit "with women", you barely know what a woman is.

>>3298773

That's cool dude. Why are you being so insulting?

>>3298749
Why? / Why April?

>>3298773
>you are all narcissists without any of the respect or good intentioned feelings a man ought to show a woman.
This shouldn't really come as a surprise.

>>3298780

>Why? / Why April?

I won't have anything left to live for after April.

I refuse to sleep with anyone who isn't at least close to as intelligent as me, so I don't have sex a lot. I hate the idea of some pleb girl having any power over me and I have way too much pride to go out of my way to fuck one of them. I've had sex around 12 times but it was all with the same girl, who's definitely the coolest and smartest person I know and my best friend.
People who live to get laid and have relationships are seriously the most boring people ever.

>>3298777
it's just my instinctive reaction because I felt insulted while reading this thread.

It really bothers me how bitter, emasculated men and piggish, rude men can talk openly about women in such degrading, ignoble terms. Especially here where apparently people should "know better".

I don't like it when men disrespect women because it feels like they are disrespecting me, because I idealize women and so when they degrade something I admire I feel like they are calling me a fool for holding something in such a worshipful light.

>>3298007
Well enough. I enjoy their company and often they enjoy mine as well. As far as sex goes I don't have to go through much trouble acquiring what I want, but lately I've pretty much stopped those pursuits. Brings tremendous peace of mind.

>>3298801
>I idealize women
Why? They are people just like you and me. Some even detest being put on a pedestal.

>>3298801
cont. I at least think men ought to treat women with softness/kindness. Ofc. sex can be (and probably should be) passionate and rough, but talking about how highly you prize sex with a women, boast about having sex with women, and they behind their backs talk about them without any kind of respect is just appalling.

>>3298801

You are a fool. Idealizing "women", as if they were some holy monolith, is very foolish. I'm glad you've admitted that the problem lies with you, though. People don't just lash out at strangers on the internet and not have some internal issue going on.

>>3298806
>I at least think men ought to treat women with softness/kindness.

You're the most misogynistic person in this thread. Just because they're women doesn't mean we treat them with kid gloves. They aren't children. You don't idealize women, you infantilize them.

With women I'm not particularly fond of (that is, I'm not in love with them and I don't like them *that* much) I'm extremely confident, funny, witty, and they tend to like me, as I'm outgoing and sociable, and perhaps most importantly, extremely witty.

If, however, put me in a room with a girl I like and suddenly my stoic calm and wittiness disappears and I become this far-too-quiet and reserved idiot. Once that disappears, though, I'm okay.

>>3298804
>Why?

everything from their beauty to their motherly/sexual instincts. I feel it's ennobling to my masculinity to regard women with a high amount of respect.
I'm not saying I idealize women more than men, in fact, it would be insulting to women not to idealize men also because women naturally desire men and hold them in high regard.

>>3298810
>women naturally desire men

can't into social constructionism.jpg

>>3298810
>I feel it's ennobling to my masculinity to regard women with a high amount of respect.
So you idealise women as a indirect way of stroking your ego?

>being a knight
>2013

>>3298810
>I feel it's ennobling to my masculinity to regard women with a high amount of respect

Lel

>>3298808
> Just because they're women doesn't mean we treat them with kid gloves.

Of course not, I wouldn't ever suggest it.

>You don't idealize women, you infantilize them.

I hope not but I don't really know to what extent you're right.

>>3298030

>that last message

>>3298810
>I feel it's ennobling to my masculinity to regard women with a high amount of respect.

So you essentially feel manly by "respecting" and infantilising all women?

I only "respect" and treat one girl in a special way and that would be my girlfriend. I could understand how you'd do it for one girl, but all women? That's so white knight it hurts.

>>3298030
>that last message

>>3298821

>Of course not, I wouldn't ever suggest it.

You already did. You treat women with "softness and kindness" because they're women. How would you describe that?

>>3298030

you need to make a strong move real soon or she'll think you're a pussy. no more metaphors either, be direct.

>>3298839

What prompts you to offer advice when it isn't asked for?

>>3298115
>>3298140

This is entirely normal. Once you stop worrying about it, it can go away. I had it when I was a teenager and it eventually went. It's very common.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive%E2%80%93compulsive_disorder

>preoccupation with violent thoughts

>>3298843

>>3298845

Oh I see. You just want to act like a moron on the internet. That puts your advice in its proper context.

>>3298848

>>3298844

Martin Luther had it. He peristently wanted to f-bomb God.

I got a fat Mexican girl pregnant so it looks like it's marriage time

But honestly I'm totally okay with this, I've always been into plus-size latina princesses. Also she's a total sweetheart, loves to cook me dinner while I watch NFL, she's extremely faithful and loyal, and she thinks it's funny whenever I make fat jokes around her.

>>3298844

oh fuck i still have this and im in my mid 20s.

i remember being 14 and working at mcdonalds and secretly wanting to stick my hand under the big grill plates as they automatically lowered to cook purger patties so i could burn my hand off. i almost did it a few times as well, like i didn't even realize what i was doing i just zoned out from nervous impulse

i still hate standing near trains even to this day, i have the strongest urge to jump in front of one

yeah, i know, i'm fucked up

>>3298855

You got a girl pregnant? What are you gunna do with your loli collection now that you have kids?

>>3298832
>>3298827
>>3298808
ok so I've thought about what you've been saying and I think you might well be right.
I say to myself "women deserve respect", but now I wonder what I mean when I say it.

I see women having sex with men I do not respect, and I say to myself "women deserve respect, this man does not respect this woman enough." But really what is going on is that I'm not giving the woman enough respect, and I'm essentially calling her stupid or indecent for choosing to be with such a man . . . so I'm by far the greatest misogynist in this situation, you're right.
I don't know where this jadedness comes from exactly, but I think it might be from years of envying men for their women without having the character to admit I was envying them, and instead taking the narcissists way out of telling myself that both the man and the woman were inferior or not proper men or proper women in some way.
These last few years have been really hard for me, and I have very few friends. I think the reality is that I just have to accept that I've let myself become a cynical little misanthrope.

>>3298858

I had it worse - I had impulses to hurt others. I felt the urge to rape my mother with a knife, cut my friends' eyes with scissor blades, stab and rape my dog, push children in front of buses...

It really is just realising that this is normal; feeling guilty or anxious about it is a sign you're a good person. If you want you can see a psychologist.

I told my mother, years afterwards and whenever there's a school shooting she asks 'You would never do that, would you anon?'

God.

Dem ladies. The most discussed topic on /lit/. Well played, boys.

>>3298859
Print it all out and stuff it in a neighbor's mailbox.

But seriously though I don't have a loli collection, as a matter of fact I don't even like anime. I watched Dragonball Z in middle school on Toonami when I came home from school for a year or two but that's about it.

I had only one girlfriend and she dumped me because I didn't finger her in the movie theater.

>>3298868
why didn't you, you fag? I've finger-banged some sluts in the movie theater when I was a teenager, that's normal kid stuff, man c'mon it shouldn't deter you

>>3298868
Is this a joke or do you just post this in every related thread?

>>3298862

To be fair though, I think I effaced a lot of my perception and morality when I did that. I feel numb all the time now.

It's probably a good idea to see a psychologist.

Well this thread took a weird turn.

lol at that white girl with pancake ass

>>3298866
Thought the same. Bretty good.

Oh you, /lit/.

>>3298867

Cool cool. Teach your kid Russian.

>>3298434

I don't think horses have calves - they have fetlocks.

>>3298807
>People don't just lash out at strangers on the internet and not have some internal issue going on.

Is this your first day, you moron? People lash out on the internet because they can, and they're bored and because they can get away with things that would get their ass handed to them irl.

>>3298883
Go back to Africa, animal

>>3298801
In all honesty you are a fool for putting women on a pedestal. Deep down they dont even like being treated that way, so there is no point.

>>3298939

They're not worth idealisation. They're human.

They just happen to be more likely to pretend they're not human, so are worthy of proportionately more ill-will.

>Hilarious mysogyny ITT

Don't idealise or idolise women, and treat them like real people. These perceptions of them acting worse than men are rationalisations in your head as to why you've been unsuccessful thus far.

Just be a person for fuck's sake.

>>3298096
Good luck man. I love you.

>>3298950

This.

I use Orin Incandenza's pickup methods.

>>3298950
What's wrong with being idolized?

>the last day of 2012
>not being a wizard

I confess I feel rather dissapointed in you /lit/, I really do.

>>3298080
>almost 2013
>not drinking gloriously tart half spoiled pinot nior.
I let mine breathe overnight. The fridge thing is fucked though.

i get what i can. i pretend to be a virgin though. most of my old friends know me as such, and i don't want to be destroy their illusions. i find the idea of myself as a virgin kind of charming.

>>3299011

You're not supposed to keep it in the fridge - pinot noir should be chilled no more than half an hour.

>>3298018
There are women in /lit/?

>>3299015
Some people chill pinot nior. IMHO those people are ass holes. I take mine room temp with a long breathe. No chilling. Drop the pretence and go back to Coors light if you want to get drunk without tasting anything.

I do okay OP. My current girlfriend got me back into fiction.

There is a horrible amount of virgins in this thread.

>>3298131
come here, anon. I'll help you with the kiss part.

>>3298007
she should eat those desserts, round dat ass out

>2013 NOT BEING ASCETIC

Keep inducing suffering on yourself

>>3299096
I think you mean deep squats.

>>3298007
I suck balls ass.

>>3298030
ha ha oh wow

>>3299099
Isn't that what you're doing?

I will just leave this here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6sb-vOFqCU

Also for lit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAYUuspQ6BY

>>3298616
what the heck is a tweaker? someone who abuses drugs?

>>3299113
Meth addicts. Someone who displays OCD behavior.

>>3298030

I'm a pedo, and grown-up women dont really attract me for sex, so I already get used to the idea of dying virgin

>>3299107
10/10

i'm plain looking and shy bordering on agoraphobic and i still get laid fairly frequently.

Sometimes I wish I was gay really. I've yet to come across a woman who can offer me what a man can't other than heterosexual sex. Sometimes I feel attracted to a woman, but when I sit down and think about it, and ask myself "Could I really see myself in a relationship with this girl?" I realise that the attraction was nothing more than a certain warmth and a sexual urge.

I'm by no means a misogynist, I love my female relatives dearly and they've done a lot for me. Although I have good friends, I'm quite happy with, and often prefer, my own company. I have dreams and aspirations and hobbies that I am perfectly capable of realising on my own, and the women I've met tend to be attracted to out-going and sociable men.

The only thing that stops me ruling out women entirely is the desire to have children, and a son I can raise to be a good and honest man.

>>3299107
I fucking love this musical/movie

>>3299124
>find weaboo landwhale
>knock up
>knock out
>????
>profit

>>3299135
But men are icky and icky

>>3299124
ew.

>>3299124


"I drove my van up to the Fair last night
Singing hey-o, I'm a Ped-O!"

So you like six year-olds, or are you misusing the word like most Americans?

>>3298773
Amen to that

>>3298030

Wow, you guys sure get buttmad about not having qtπgf
It's not that hard to get one, pic related

>>3299174

Nice squat you peasant

>>3298007
Well...really bad

>>3299178
the mad begins

>>3298030

>>3299174
what the fuck? does she even lift, let alone squat? disgusting. she looks like a fragile prepubescent boy who has difficulty to stand on his own feet. do you even feed her?

>>3299182
wow is that her face? She looks really pretty

>>3299192
no it is not, but it is a fairly good approximation

>>3299135

Don't read unless you feel brave.

You are gay.

When you say "I wish I was gay", you are actually saying "I wish I had the guts to admit I'm gay". To wish is to desire, you want to have what gay men have, the freedom to be with other men. You do not wish to wish what they wish. You wish to have their courage so you can come out of the closet.

Then you go on about women offering "heterosexual sex", desperate to give us a note "...but I'm sexually attracted to women therefore not gay!". However, you don't see yourself in a relationship with a girl. You don't see yourself combining with them, being complementary. And yet the momentary physical pleasure of sex appears to be enough excuse. To be attracted to sexual sensation is one thing, to be attracted with the opposite sex is another. Look at how you said it. You said women "offer" you sex, because you desire their stimulation, but you do not desire them.

Then you speak of misogyny and female relatives, just to escape from it. Then about friends. Then you make a remark on the men that the women you met are attracted to. Look at what you are paying attention... You wish you were amongst those men, but you're not comfortable the way you are now.

And then you explain your own blocking of the fact that you are gay: desire to have children and ideals that you learned to be how good and honest men are like. You want kids, but not women. You want to be known as "good", but not women.

Look at you.

>>3299174
>the picture of dorian gray
>all dat misogyny
huehuehuheuhuehue

>>3299210

she found it arousing and it made her want to read poetry

>>3299219
buy her a subscription to gym, fag.

>>3299165
Six years olds are ok

>>3299208
TL;DR:

A faggot projecting at 100,000 lumens, avoid looking directly at it.

>>3299225
MOAR

I dunno, I try not to think too hard about it. Girls my age seems no to be very interested in relationships (generally speaking).

Then there's the issue of finding somebody with similar tastes.The few times people have brought up novels they tend to fall into two categories Fantasy (Tolkein or Gaiman) or lol I don't read.

I don't think that I'm very approachable, and I rarely approach women, even less shy types because I find it more difficult to read their emotions than extroverted girls.

I can't maintain a conversation with them, so I ignore them as much as possible.

>>3299237
>Too laborious; didn't read
I know, it takes some effort to accept it. I was well aware that you'd react this way.

>>3299244

like this?

>>3299258

>>3299259
keep them coming anon

>>3299259
>>3299268
>>>/b/

>>3299268

one last one :3

I kissed a beautiful girl once.

I was friendzoned by a prostitute once.

>>3299289
whoa too young

>>3299314

are you the same anon asking for more?

> Be (allegedly) very good looking
> Genuinely enjoy talking to women more than men, and when I'm in the mood pretty good at it
> Get hit on, hung around usually every few days

But suffer from terrible low self esteem and crippling attacks of depression that leave me head down and struggling to breath: Please don't look at me expecting to smile back and talk as I'm trying hard to exist right now, that kind of shit; I'm trying to crawl out of my skin here.

>reads over about half the posts in this thread
>wut

>>3299322
nah that's not me.

post moar >>3299322

>>3299330
yeah, 'know that feeling friend.

Feels more melancholic to me, though I might just downplaying things.

>>3299330
You're gay too.

>itt: homosexual recruitment drive

>>3299388
NO FAGOO

>>3299375
>>3299388

>please let me suck your cock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azw0JvYmj7Q

>6'4", starting to put on some real mass
>masculine face
>tend to attract slutty girls with a great libido
>6", average dick
>Only get off by large dick porno, pounding small, childlike girls
>get very easily turned on by having girls submit to you, calling you "soo tall", "soo strong", "soo manly".
>develop a fetish for this sort of thing
>usually chat up multiple girls all day
>have them send nude pictures of themselves
>one day you decide to show them some pics from your workout
>fortunate light and a semi makes your dick look huge
>they tell you how they literally wet themselves by looking at it
>"I figured/hoped you had a large penis"
>"Ohh, I love it that big"
>"I'm a small girl you know.. looks like I'd feel it good in the beginning".
>Don't know what to do, just play it on, telling them: "Well, suppose I'd just have to take a better hold on your ass"
>they keep begging you to come over and fuck them
>but you can't
>you just have to keep living this lie

I don't even want a gf, but I don't seem to meet anyone who doesn't love it big.

>>3299428
le epic copypasta

>>3299191
>she looks like a fragile prepubescent boy who has difficulty to stand on his own feet. do you even feed her?
That's hot as fuck though

>>3299432
>le epic copypasta
Found it somewhere on /fit/.
Fits me very well. Probably fits the rest of /fit/ pretty good as well.

>>3299375

No, sorry, you'll have to look elsewhere. I've had those offers before. Not that there's anything wrong in being gay; I've had a few offers and all over the years but it's not my thing.

I just prefer women because most of the time you don't have to sit there listening to blatant lies and posturing bullshit while someone tries to convince you how 'alpha male' they are and it's almost never convincing. My cringe stamina is really low on that one.

>>3298030
>I felt hope talking to those Buddhists and I've felt it everyday since
>I think we're on the same page

>>3298030
If you want her to be your friend, then go ahead.
You won't get any pussy though, and if you manage to get a ring on her, she'll cheat from day 1.

>>3298429
I thought Nash had a crush on Double D.

>>3298030
β

>>3298030

get yo dick wet NOW you're entering the friendzone's outer limits at best

>>3299225
>>3299259
>>3299289
Burn in Hell, pedos.

>>3299489
Stop being so intolerant.

>>3299489
>wanting to kill someone because of their sexual preferences

sure is fascism in here

>>3298801
>because I idealize women and so when they degrade something I admire I feel like they are calling me a fool for holding something in such a worshipful light.

ugh. you should have said that earlier so i could have stopped reading sooner

>>3299489
What someone gets up to in the privacy of their own bedroom is none of your business.

>>3299490
>>3299495
>>3299498
Please see:>>3299489

>>3299508
trolled hard

I'm 23, I've fucked 30+ girls, got a steady girlfriend atm.
I'm decent looking, got some weird features that scare some people away but attract others.
It saddens me that /lit/ is such a sad heap of shit when it comes to the real world, I'd always imagined you guys as the Hank Moody's of 4chan, and not the Steve Buscemies.

>>3299522
if the people who frequent this place weren't autists and embittered nerds, 4chan would basically be reddit.

>>3299522
looking in the wrong thread for that chum

I don't know what girls want, and I don't give a fuck. I know what I want and they better adjust.

>>3299542

>>3299542
>I don't know what girls want

money and big black dicks.

you're welcome.

>>3298030
lol,
what the fuck?

if i was a girl and some guy said that i be ignoring the fuck outta u


what is this

middle school?

>>3299551
Fuck off back to reddit, cumstain. Your kind is making /lit/ shitty.

>>3299542
You're gay as well.

I fell half in love with a girl who couldn't abide my marijuana habit. I still dream of her every once in a while.

I've got a thing for this married 30ish vixen who's a Christ lover. I don't know if she'd be willing to have a discreet liaison. She's a family friend so I'm not sure if it'd be worth going after

>>3299587
>Christ lover
le nope

>>3299551
>meme.png

>>3299595

She might be a closet doubter. I don't know how into the whole thing she is.

Plenty of Christians are wilder in the sack than their areligious counterparts. Not that you'd know that.

>>3299587
drop the dope turbonerd.

>>3299174

she looks like fucking a cancer patient. those disgusting chicken legs, get that bitch to start going to the gym or something.

but be careful.

this girl (far right)
was obsessed w me b/c of my criminal record/adonis like good looks last year, thought i was a total badass but at the time she was rather out of shape (about 10-15 pounds heavier than the pic) and a hopeless alcoholic. craved my dick. got her to drive me around and do my chores and kept verbally abusing her. used to send me crazed texts about how she "would be my friend with benefits and how she would do anything, and how she would be my sex slave." i've never seen a bitch that dick hungry before in my life, a huge turn off, plus she was fat. nedless to say i told her that if she didn't lose some weight, it was hopeless. told her that she was "squandering potential and that she looked like a diabetic walrus".
>she goes into crisis
>alcoholism increases
>alcohol poisoning twice
>barely survives
>takes her months to get over me
>finally does
>goes on insane gym regimen
>ends up looking like pic related
>decide to text her
>send her pics of my ripped self telling her "hmmm, seems like something good came out of that situation after all"
>she tells me to fuck off and die
>whateverbitch.mpeg

>tfw you have beautiful two african american sluts on deck
>tfw suspended license/virtual house arrest and cant take them out and thus pussyless
>tfw masturbating to pictures of barely legal cousins in europe
>tfw going to commit beautiful incest in about 3-4 months when i travel over there
>tfw this was the worst time to start taking steroids
>tfw probably carpal tunnel if masturbation remains unchecked

>>3299603

Yes. I would much rather be a suicidal, narcissistic prick than a pot-smoker.

To each his own.

>>3299608
>goes on insane gym hymen

my eyes

women have told me openly to my face that I'm ugly as fuck

I mean, I'm charismatic, and everyone I've met thinks I'm hilarious apparently, but I don't really have any best friends/girlfriend

>that feel

>>3299608

i foargoat picture

she is the first from the right

>>3299615

>dat pic

Yeah, she's a hog unless you've got better resolution

>>3299610
why?

>>3299625

Why what? Why do I smoke pot? Because I like to enjoy life and I'm unable to without it.

>>3299587
I was with a girl that I couldn't abide her marijuana habit. I smoke it too, but damn, she was so baked the entire time and she got me stoned 24/7, I couldn't keep up.

>>3299617

>a hog

no dude, she (girl on left) made huge improvements.
9/10 would bang if she didn't hate me more than anything or anyone

>>3299208
Projecting.

>>3299630

Stoners who can't function are no fun to either party

>>3299629
sure you werent born on it. try harder, its a nice change.

>>3299634

Not bad.

Why are you so often the worst trip on /lit/?

>>3299641

You're right. I was born with a brain that makes me suicidal and depressed. Might be fun for you, but I can't hang with it.

>nice change

I've quit before for several months. I have no interest in wanting to kill myself.

Our brains, our experiences are not the same. What works for you won't necessarily work for me.

>>3299648
so deep

>>3299642
>Why are you so often the worst trip on /lit/?

Did Sunhawk leave?

>>3299648
Turn that frown upside-down. That's your solution kiddo.

>>3299659

Have you got a reason why I shouldn't continue smoking marijuana that isn't an insult?

>>3299663

Thank you. I know.

>>3299661

Stan at his shittiest is worse than anyone else. Sunhawk's almost cute half the time.

>>3299642

>so often the worst trip

do you have a specific occasion in mind, or am i being the worst trip on /lit/ as we speak?

i've found out my perceived 'shitposting' tends to be positively correlated to levels vaginadom among anons and thus not really indicative of anything signifcant with regards to me.

>>3299672

levels of* vaginadom*

>>3299672

You're being tame right now, but you're often just silly and inane with your posting.

You also think too highly of your own creativity.

>>3299615
...you mean first from the left, right?

>>3299648
you should read some DFW if you haven't already.

>>3299698

I have. I read IJ years before I heard of /lit/

I get where he's coming from, but I can't pretend I'm Hal Incandenza

>>3299696

no, first from right. she is holding a red cup wearing red lipstick and half squatting like she is getting ready to take a shit onmyfaceonmyfaceonmyfaceonmyfaceonmyfaceonmyfaceonmyfaceonmyface

>>3299696

no, first from right. she is holding a red cup wearing red lipstick

>>3299710
>>3299737
samefag

>>3299750

Most useless post I've ever seen.

>>3299753
r u talking about ur post b/c i agree

>>3299750

ahahahaha obviously you retard. i just found the scatology to be slightly more offputting than i had hoped.
srsly murder yourself.

>>3299755

>>>/somewhereontheinternetwheretypinglikeachildisn'tfrownedupon/

>>3299904

>>oh god my sides

>girl tells me she has never been kissed
>be incredibly flirtatious
>all moves rejected
>only dates sephardic jews

>>3300628
>apologies
>sorry
u dun goofed m8.
Anyhow, pro tip: girls are at their fertile peak right after they have menstruated.
If your goal is to fuck her, talk to her at this point, and ffs, don't be so beta.

Sure, I know you all hate /fit/'s "alpha and beta" philosophy, but trust me, this is actually how shit works.
Believe it or not, but women are simple - you just got to know the rules of the game first.

>>3300628
do the archeologist

>>3300628
Ask if she is an archelogist

>>3300628
>LOL
>terrible spelling when she's using proper English
>apologising

You are the beta king

>>3298883
Dear lord, is that real or photoshopped? Because it's beautiful, genuine or not.

>>3300843
Such rumps are not terribly uncommon. Sample some of them, you won't regret it.