/lit/ - Literature

>>3648552
I'd like to do these as well, if you get too much demand just pass one over, OP.

Girl turns into blueberry, swells up, juicing room, etc.

Go.

>>3648552
The sun is stuck, it doesn't move.

Man surgically combines calculator with cat.

Swan becomes man. Swan thinks dying and start beautiffully singing her life (female swan) out. People believe Swan idiot or saint or genius or devil. Then one man starts singing along with swan. As man sings better and closer to swan, swam start magically learning to speak as well. When swan is done learning speech, is finds trouble. Poetry and discourse ensue. There you go, OP, feel free (this last sentence isn't a part of the prompt).

A block eraser's perceptions and thoughts concerning the erased writings of a psychologically troubled author who uses it.

Marty Mcfly discovering that doc brown is using the delorean to molest himself as a child.

>>3648611
There's a book with that as a subplot in it. Jesus Christ, I can't remember what it is though. Fuck. In it, there's a time-travelling guy, and he threatens to molest someone as a child.

Damn it.

A man comes home from work one day to find his wife has been turned into an alligator. However, his neighbors and all his friends insist that she's always been an alligator. He has no recollection of this.

Bob Dylan is at the airport and makes a joke about having a bomb to the TSA agent checking his bag. The agent panics and takes Dylan into a backroom where he is interrogated and subjected to a cavity search.

>>3648585
>Girl turns into blueberry, swells up, juicing room, etc.

The Nazis have won World War 2 and unified the world. In the era of unprecedented technological progress that follows, Hitler and his party use state of the art Nazi cloning technology to resurrect Bismarck. They decide to send him into space, as an envoy to the stars. There he makes contact with extra-terrestrials. However, Hitler has underestimated Bismarck's desire for power, and his realpolitik machinations. Bismarck proceeds to unite a number of warring alien factions, and promises them untold riches on Earth. He leads a fleet of newly united 'Bismarckians' to earth. However, in his absence Hitler has revolutionized EMP technology, and Bismarck's fleet is disabled the moment they enter orbit. Crippled and wounded, they crash land in the English county of Kent where they proceed to encounter big trouble from the locals.

>>3648696

Verbose

Also entertaining.

>>3648594
>Man surgically combines calculator with cat.

ok

A middle aged pedophile working on the Disneyland Jungle cruise suddenly thinks he is dreaming and can do what ever he wants with no repercussions.

Every single white person on the planet dies.

A hermaphrodite falls in with a phallic cult based in Angkor Wat

Apes escape from the local zoo and break into a nearby Dr Pepper factory.

A young toddler experiencing an existential crisis. His parents are idiots who attribute his sudden behavioral changes to ADHD.

>>3648597
>The sun is stuck, it doesn't move.

>>3648605
>Swan becomes man. Swan thinks dying and start beautiffully singing her life (female swan) out. People believe Swan idiot or saint or genius or devil. Then one man starts singing along with swan. As man sings better and closer to swan, swam start magically learning to speak as well. When swan is done learning speech, is finds trouble. Poetry and discourse ensue. There you go, OP, feel free (this last sentence isn't a part of the prompt).

my poetry confirmed for somehow even worse than my writing

sorry dude, I read that like five times and couldn't make heads or tails of what you were trying to say.

ok, I'm out for the next few hours, obviously once I get back I'll continue with >>3648609 (which I'm particularly looking forward to).

Two lesbians stranded on a desert island

>>3648754
That's rather lovely

Finna bump it

Sherlock Holmes describes what it feels like to be pounded doggy-style by his fuckbuddy Watson from his kinda autistic-logician point of view.

Dialogue that begins with or contains the line "Dicks, naturally." as a single reply

The smartest melon in the world is about to be eaten by a hobo who just realizes it.

A socially awkward nerd is at a gigantic party when suddenly nine people out of ten are somehow stripped of their clothes. He isn't one of them.

dog builds a father simulator.

>>3649973
OP, god damnit, I'll be waiting for this. You'd better deliver.

>>3649973

You reek of teenager.

>>3648754
<3!!!

>>3648844
I want to read more.

bump

>>3648609
>A block eraser's perceptions and thoughts concerning the erased writings of a psychologically troubled author who uses it.

a dog and a seal swap places for a day

A few moments in the life of the guy who heavily fetishizes cubism.

Something based around the line "make love once and sleep forever"

>>3652524

errata, it's _dream_ forever

>>3648611
>Marty Mcfly discovering that doc brown is using the delorean to molest himself as a child.

Kid wants to become pro wrestler. Parents want him to get an education. They pressure him into going to a prestigious university and he studies all the time without exercising, and winds up out of shape.

He hits his head and loses the ability to use most of his education. Thanks to his decision not to become an athlete, he has nothing to fall back on.

Time traveller attempts to explain the idea of TV to Plato.

>>3652493
>eraser-chan... I ...

Write an average day of a man who has no talent or willpower, but wants above everything else to become a writer. Include people he is dependent on.

>>3652572
Include his little brother too, who looked up to the aspiring writer as a child, but has now moved on with his life and has a succesful career. Now he views his elder brother only with a sense of pity and remorse, but can't bring himself to tell his elder brother that he has no chance of becoming a writer.

>>3652576
Do it yourself.

>>3652589
>>3652589
Nah

>>3652589
>as always, i'll write whatever you tell me.

Do it faggot.

Where'd you go?

Write about this:

"Everything is a reflection of you, everything is a diary."

Man finds out he's a woman.

>>3652629
There's already a book about that. I'd tell you, but it's the big twist.

>>3652630
I want another take on the concept.

Bump

>>3648636
>A man comes home from work one day to find his wife has been turned into an alligator. However, his neighbors and all his friends insist that she's always been an alligator. He has no recollection of this.

i wanted to write some kind of philip k dick acid trip version of this but then i remembered i've never read any philip k dick :(

>>3654387
>dat twist

>>3648664
>Bob Dylan is at the airport and makes a joke about having a bomb to the TSA agent checking his bag. The agent panics and takes Dylan into a backroom where he is interrogated and subjected to a cavity search.

we meet again old friend. I'm coming to enjoy these

A man forging a telepathic connection with a garden snail.

Del Boy falls through a Jar

>>3654409
Haha, aw yiss. I look forward to these threads. Make sure to come back again and I'll have another prompt where Dylan is brutalized.