/lit/ - Literature

Your parents had sex.

>>3838267
Why not?

>>3838277
oh look a comedian

Though, you have no way of knowing if you're alive or not, OP. What makes you think you're alive?

Tell me.

>>3838267
Because instead of you father try to fuck all the girls of the world, he was okay with the first whore he found. Remember: It's better to go deeper in a subject than stop it halfway through it.

existing is so weird
like why aren't you a dog right now
and why is a dog a dog right now
why didn't you exist 50 years ago?
why do you exist now?
weird

>>3838326
the thought of having a thought itself is a proof of life .
>>3838331
funny....

How strange it is to be anything at all...

>>3838392
neutral milk hotel are garbage tho

listen real music like young thug

If you submit to the potential of multiverse theory then everyone in the entirety of probability is alive in some universe.

As well as dead.

So you're alive because the universe says you have to be. And even when you die there will perpetuate some version of yourself that, while you couldn't communicate, at least knows how you feel.

>>3838382
>the thought of having a thought itself
A tautology that serves as an ill-founded refutation for the affirmation of your existence? That's not how arguments work, though.

Come up with something else.

>>3838447
that's why i'm asking the question in the first place ...

>>3838453
...And I'm saying that you have no way of knowing if you're dead or alive at this very moment.

>>3838415

This is why we need idealism. It is the experience of perception especially with regards to free will that validates our particular branch of the material multiverse as "reality."

Also, you're probably my favorite tripfag.

>>3838459
can you think , ask questions , argue , when you're dead ...?

>>3838465
Multiverses are bombastic fantasies of Hawking's et al deluded retards; don't you dare mixing glorious Idealism with that garbage.

>Also, you're probably my favorite tripfag.
He's probably the worst addition to /lit/; filter away

>>3838465
Aww ...

>This is why we need idealism.
I agree. People are going through a cultural and intellectual vacuum thanks to religiosity dying in the first world. We need some form of ... structure to ensure that good is rewarded with good. Without the desire to be selfish in the name of a higher power we are doing it for ourselves again.

But i mean, that's ignore the fact that the worlds governments have destroyed these current generations of youth and imposed militarism for the sake of control.

That's why i love conspiracy theorists who cook up these elaborate and masterful conspiracies for which the government controls the people. You know how the government keeps people stupid? Cuts funding to education. There, how simple was that. You know how it keeps them dumb after school? Lowers the entrance standards for the military and promises tax free money with free healthcare and keeps healthcare privatized.

*Sighs* The world sucks.

Because your parents fucked.

>>3838465
Oh my god this isnt an episode of lost. stop talking like a youtube commenting fag.

>>3838267
>you will never be a mushishi

>>3838493
Some pseudo science bullshit trip lol. Hes probably a r/science browser.

>>3838526
omg leik nickelback is so shit like ur just gay, i bet u don't evn listen 2 parkway drive

>>3838494
Ha ha, shut up.

>>3838526
>>3838493
>>3838530
Oh lawd, i've got my own posse of trolls.

>>3838531
Turn off the trip when you're trying to be funny.

>>3838536
Put one on when you're retarded so i can filter you.

Oh wait.

That would mean you'd have to leave it on all the time

#BurnedHotEnoughToMakeHeatMelt

>>3838538
Again, now everyone knows you by name as some guy who is trying very hard to be funny.

>>3838550
I'm a girl. Which, as we all know, means you have to be nice to me because evolution has tailored your psychology to always try and please and gain my sexual want. Otherwise those awful hormones and chemicals in your brain start making you feel bad.

Because you're too squeamish (superstitious?) to commit suicide.

>>3838565
Faggots don't apply to that reasoning.

>>3838570
Homosexuals are significantly more likely to be above average intelligence meaning they like me anyway.

>>3838576
But it's a very reserved pleasing. They don't want to "do you" and satisfy you ultimately. The want you to be pre-satisfied, and consider you more of an equal.

He's still awkwardly attempting to save face by trying so hard to make a post thats even a little funny. This is sad.

>>3838528
why would you say that , man ? how can you be so cruel ...
anyway , can you people please stop arguing about incoherent nonsense , and focus on answering the simple question....? thank you

>>3838576
Hey, dude. Shut the fuck up, puhleeze.

>>3838589
>>3838584
Go away or i'll have my mod friend ban u.

>>3838591
Yep. Still not funny.

>>3838591
We're two different people, but okay ban me, ya Nazi samefagging, boring trip fuck.

"The minute I got together with John, many hate letters came in from
Japan, where they put all the Yoko albums in a big garbage can. I was
surprised people were so interested in the fact that we got married, but
the world really hated me for I don't know how many years after
that....In some ways I'm happy about it, though, because it taught me a
lesson. These hate vibes, they're like love vibes, they're very strong
and that kept me going. When you're hated so much, you live. Hate was
feeding me."
--Yoko Ono

>>3838615
Bitch broke up the beatles and she still doesnt get it? stupid bitch.

>>3838615
what does that have to do with anything ?

>>3838626
>>3838623
>anon still doesn't get it
sooprise

>>3838627
Is that you overcoming adversity, faggot? Because if so, your fledgling selfesteem is at the expense of everyone else.

>>3838655
>muh expenses