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Aska professional book writer who has written of 100 books anything. Before you ask, yes, i have put my dick in at least 100 books also

>> No.4377230

Why?

>> No.4377242

Titles, your name, etc. Give us some proof here faggot.

>> No.4377243

I, too, have written of books. Of hundreds, even. You should dream bigger. Like Borges, who wrote of infinite, endless books.

>> No.4377246

>>4377230
Writing a book is like making love to a woman.

>> No.4377250

>>4377243
I'd rather not be a gay and ugly mexican. No racism or homophobia intended, as im an author.

>> No.4377253

>>4377246
It doesn't last long and you're left feeling unfulfilled?

>> No.4377256

>>4377253
If you want to make shitty gay jokes i suggest you email a comedian, and then become one, and then write shitty gay jokes. this is a book thread not a shitty gay comedian standup comedy festival, son of a bitch

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>> No.4377258

>>4377256
>thinking that was a gay joke
You're not a smart person

>> No.4377262

>>4377256
>If you want to make shitty gay jokes i suggest you email a comedian, and then become one, and then write shitty gay jokes. this is a book thread not a shitty gay comedian standup comedy festival, son of a bitch
>said shortly after making a shitty gay joke
oh no you're gonna activate my butthurt

>> No.4377260

>>4377242
Well, let's just say that the ""proof is in the pudding"" to quote the Anglos.

>> No.4377266

>>4377262
If you're just going to flail retardedly in my thread and shit it up with your intellectual ineptitude i have got one piece of advice for you: fuck off and read a Book. That's compound advice.

>> No.4377272

>>4377266
I need to read one of your books. It has to be complete garbage and I love reading trash

>> No.4377290

>>4377272
Pfff. Like i even want some nerd bitch readinag my books. They're only for cools, not geeks. Fuck out my thread fucking bitch ass faggot ass peice of bitch. and that's the final word.

>> No.4377296

Please post where your self-published books are available so I can read it and make fun of you

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>>4377296

>> No.4377307

>>4377290
>cools
confirmed for not cool

>> No.4377314

>>4377307
Go back to your country of origin my mexican friencd

>> No.4377321

>>4377228

How did you find your agent? Any tips on querying?

>> No.4377334

>>4377321
Step one ,get ready to suck a lot of dicks. I had to suck at least one dozen. Step two, be a woman so you can suck dicks and still be straight. That's the most important part. Also have no musculature on your disgusting pale body, and never have money, or be good with people.