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4573589 No.4573589[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>be at young adults camp
>be Christian but patrician bibliophile
>spot qt 3.14
>chat her up
>"so, read anything good lately?"
>"um, yeah! the bible, LOL."
>mfw

>> No.4573593

You should clearly have dropped your Biblical knowledge on her. You should have started talking about the Letter to the Hebrews or the Song of Songs or the Book of Sirach. It would have greased her panties.

>> No.4573610

>>4573593
I've never had sex. Is vaginal liquid like grease?

>> No.4573618

>>4573610
sure

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>>4573593
If only to prove her a phony. She's probably only read parts of it.

>>4573589
Challenger then. Get her to read these other things. Dare ya.

>> No.4573622

>>4573610
more like precum in much greater volumes

>> No.4573624

bitches dont know bout my augustine